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if this is how the knuckles show ties into sonic 3 i'm gonna laugh my ass off

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maid's worst nightmare - ch 5

back again with another chapter already. might make the next skip a little bigger just to kinda settle reader more thoroughly... idk! we'll see. anyway here we go-

ch 4 (previous chapters linked in that one)

You sighed to yourself as you waited on Bowser to come back. Not that you were looking at him any sort of way except for a criminal, but you quietly reminded yourself that just like male humans, even if he potentially looked good in his clothes, that was no reason to forget what an ass he’s been and would no doubt continue to be. Good looks did not excuse terrible actions. Not that you thought he looked good in the first place-! Fuck, you thought yourself into a corner. You rubbed your face; honestly, no. He wasn’t your type, being a reptile and much more importantly a fucking criminal, but for your own sake you’d better go along with him. You needed to survive as unscathed as possible until you were rescued.

"Now tell me I look just fine in clothing, bitch," Bowser snarled. You nearly jumped because he suddenly seemed to materialize right in front of you, standing tall and proud. "Uh, not that - I mean, I'm not really calling you a bitch - sorry," he added in a mutter as you looked him up and down. Behind him, his tail curled slightly toward his legs in what you cautiously assumed was mild guilt.

Wow. Honestly that wasn't at all what you expected. He'd put on a white tuxedo that seemed to be perfectly tailored to him, complete with coattails; it was cinched nicely around his wide waist, broad shoulders accentuated by the sharp seams, his choker even replaced with a handsome purple bowtie. You could easily imagine a matching hat, although if he had one he forewent it. And damn it, you had to admit it: "Okay fine. You look fantastic. Happy?" But just as you finished speaking, something caught your eye. "Wait - how are your clothes under your shell?"

"Told you so, little lady. As for your question, well, it's a trade secret, and I don't give those out to unspecial people." Bowser smirked smugly and bent down to be eye level with you. You kinda wished he'd stop doing that - for the first and hopefully last time you had to struggle not to blush from his mere proximity. "Back to our earlier conversation - no, I don't need help with picking clothes. Unlike Peach, I know what I wanna wear when I need to wear something. Now, I'll allow one question except how my shell works."

You hummed quietly in thought. A single question, huh… well, if he's doing this now, you might get another question in the future, and you're pretty sure if you do something wrong he'll tell you about it, so…

"My eyes are up here, handmaid," he practically purred. You snapped your eyes up from where they'd been curiously looking at where the suit went beneath the shell.

It was a struggle not to roll your eyes at the inherent innuendo.

"Okay, one question," you breathed. For once you'd intentionally be a little bold. "Do I have to agree with whatever you say or am I allowed to have opinions?"

Bowser blinked, then laughed, standing up straight again. "Have opinions! I can't promise I won't get pissed off, but I'd rather know it than have you just agree with me all the time. That's boring. Now, you get one day to settle in and wander around, got it? You'll stay in here, on my sofa, so I can make sure you don't try to hurt yourself or something. Escape is impossible for you so I'm not worried if you go wandering the castle."

Well that was… hm. Sort of mixed signals, if you were honest. But you'd have to make due - surely this was only for a short period of time until Peach sent for you. Briefly, your mouth opened for another question, but you shut it again instead of asking Bowser. You'd ask someone else later about going outside.

"Good!" Although a little condescending, the king nodded when you opted to stay quiet. "We'll talk more tomorrow. Now go get oriented with your new, hopefully temporary home."

" Hopefully temporary?" you repeated weakly. What the fuck did he mean by that? Suddenly, your mouth was awfully dry, so you grabbed for the water bottle.

The massive koopa just smirked and turned back toward the room to go put his suit away, leaving you in a state of immense unease. Surely Princess Peach wouldn't just abandon you here, right? Not like… not like she did at the castle…? Suddenly you felt an entirely new wave of dread, but this time it was over whether or not Peach was the woman you thought she was.

Afraid of sitting too long with that uncertainty, you bolted up from the couch and out of the room as quickly as you could get the door open. Peach couldn't possibly be that sort of person, right? There's no way. She just had to leave in a hurry because Bowser was coming to try and steal her away as part of their apparent cat and mouse dynamic! That's why she left you! Plus, you knew from the beginning of the attack that it hadn't been a normal raid and was much more violent than usual.

You bustled down similar-looking hallways at random until your legs were burning slightly from the near-jogging pace you had set. Several of the trooper koopas shot you curious looks as you passed them, but no one stopped you. It did strike you that they all seemed to have quite an interest in you, though - they didn’t even try to hide their curious looks or staring. Finally, you found a bench you could sit on, and practically flopped down onto it with a choked whimper.

Okay, you had to get a hold of yourself. Your situation was… not exactly bad , but it wasn’t good. Kidnapped with no one but the princess and potentially other maids realizing your absence, trapped in a strange castle with an apparently unpredictable king, doomed to stay for an undetermined amount of time… And you had yet to meet any of his eight kids. If they were anywhere as bad as him, you had no idea how you would survive. Would they like you? Maybe if you were lucky, yeah.

…Was there actually a chance Princess Peach wouldn’t rescue you?

That thought terrified you more than anything else. You would be fed good food and the couch was relatively comfortable; you wouldn’t break from lack of basic care. You could probably ask about bathing and clean clothes later that night, fairly certain those would be readily provided. What couldn’t be provided was the much-needed light at the end of the long tunnel; for now, with that damn koopa teasing that Peach wasn’t who you thought, you were facing a totally black abyss.

Tears pricked at the corner of your eyes, your breath catching in your throat as the reality sunk in: you’ve been kidnapped by the biggest baddie around.

Barely suppressing another whimper, you pulled your knees to your chest and hugged them tightly. You didn’t have the same energy to break down like earlier, but that didn’t stop the sadness and dread and fear that was quickly making a home in your heart. So you quietly just hid your face in your knees. For maybe half an hour, you hid, silently mourning the loss of the freedom you had just attained. Hell, you couldn’t even convince yourself during that time that Bowser had just said that to mess with you.

The truth was that you didn’t know Princess Peach very well at all. For all you really knew, Bowser was more trustworthy than she was, but you wouldn’t know that for a while. And as much as you wanted to believe otherwise, he’d planted a malicious seed that was going to fester and grow whether or not you tried to fight it.

All you wanted was a little normalcy and stability - you had no idea why that seemed to be so hard for you to find. At least you knew that if you ended up abandoned here, your quality of life would be decent at worst. You wouldn't dare to hope it could potentially be good, not with what you've already experienced.

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a maid's worst nightmare - ch 3

hello friends, chapter three of this fem reader/bowser fic is up. there's less happening in it and more establishing a feel for the main setting, but things will probably pick up after this. here's the ao3 link for those who prefer to read it there! and for those who prefer to read here, well, here it is:

As you approached the doors, a handful of koopas rushed forward to tug the massive things open. You stopped briefly, hugging yourself as you got your first peek through the massive iron doors, anxious to see what your new, hopefully temporary home would look like; to your mild dismay, the only things you could immediately see was a wall that you would have to walk around and a pair of fancy sconces sitting equidistant from each other, supported on tall columns. A red rug ran the length of the bit of floor you could see - no doubt it ran around the sides and further in.

You swallowed and hugged yourself a little tighter when you felt a warmth against your back. Oops… stopping might’ve been a bad idea.

“Is there a problem, handmaiden?” the king koopa growled at you. His voice came from above you, but it was the puff of hot air on the top of your head that made you look up and oh holy deity. Yeah, most of your view was his muzzle and bared fangs, but what forced the air from your lungs was the realization of just how tall Bowser was compared to you.

He towered roughly three feet or more above you. As if his mere appearance and the fact that he breathed fire wasn’t enough to freak you out, his mere height just added that much more fear into your pounding little heart.

He growled again, and you snapped back into your senses; it was a little hard to ignore the faint vibrations you could feel from the bit of stomach against your back. “N-no…. sir,” you replied as quickly as you could, starting forward again. The surrounding koopa troopers fell in step in front of you, effectively leading the way inside.

As you thought, the band went around each side of that front wall. Bowser guided you to the left side by your shoulder, and kept his massive mitt in place as you finally got a look at the hallway. Like the front entrance, the walls and flooring were stone, sconces set equidistant from each other on pillars, with the red rug providing some cushioning underfoot.

Bowser tapped your shoulder lightly. This time you didn’t stop walking, even as he hummed quietly in what you assumed to be thought. You didn’t even dare to look back at him.

The platoon stopped when the first koopas reached the end of the hallway. You stopped, too, as did Bowser, although you felt his warm tummy scales against your back again. You couldn’t help swallowing anxiously at his touch. For a moment, everything was quiet, but the quiet didn’t last long.

“Break!” Bowser barked, and the suddenness made you flinch. The koopas let out a cheer and scattered; although loud, it didn’t quite hide the sound and feel of a quiet, smug snicker from the king. Fuck… it seemed like part of your new life would be (hopefully) minor scares. He shifted on his feet behind you, leaning down so that his muzzle was close to your ear. “Now, gotta figure out where to put you. Maybe your own room, or maybe mine to make sure you don’t run- Hey!”

He shook you just as your heart rate spiked, your thoughts interrupted before they could even start. You made a soft noise of surprise and dared to look up, and only then did he roll his eyes at you.

“Get your head out the gotdamn gutter, little lady. You’re not that special, got it?” he scoffed.

Oh, thank whoever. You sighed audibly in relief; honestly, hearing him state that so blatantly lifted a massive weight off your terrified shoulders. Now you really only had to worry about being jumpscared and held captive for however long.

Clearly hearing your sigh, Bowser pushed you forward again, and you wordlessly let him steer you down to the end of the hallway. From there, the palace really opened up - there was a main… room? Chamber? Whatever it was called, it was huge, with enormous wrought-iron chandeliers hanging from the ceiling and various hallways and doors branching off from it. The half you and Bowser were in seemed to be for leisure, with couches and armchairs and bean bag chairs, and what appeared to be board games on shelves dotted along the walls. At the far end, a grand staircase rose up from the center of the floor to a landing about halfway up; the landing had three different staircases leading off of it: one on each side that curled around to the upper balconies, and the middle leading up to another tall, arched, wooden double door.

Although not everything was as tall as the massive vaulted hall, it was clear all the doors and offshoot hallways were built to accommodate the tall king if he chose to walk through them.

Overall, your first impression was that while perhaps a little cold and intimidating because of the stone and sheer size, it seemed like King Koopa kept his troopas pretty comfortable. After all, they seemed happy when they ran off to get some rest and recovery. Some were even in the chairs and such, although you couldn’t be sure if any of them had just been with Bowser or if maybe they’d escaped duty that day.

Bowser steered you right past the lounging koopas and toward that massive staircase. In your peripherals, you could see some of the koopas turning their heads curiously, and even caught a few curious whispers as they leaned into each other to discuss. You couldn’t quite bring yourself to look over at them, whether from fear or humiliation.

Either way, you kept your eyes forward as Bowser marched you toward the stairs. You silently begged to be put in your own room as you climbed up that massive staircase - but of course he pushed you straight forward and right through those wooden double doors. Well, more like he pulled one open like it wasn't a huge thing and gestured you through it, but whatever. The doors opened into a smaller living room area with several armchairs, beanbag chairs, and a massive couch; a TV hung on the wall across from them with several game consoles residing in a glass cabinet underneath. Beyond that, just through an open archway, was Bowser’sbedroom. You couldn't see much of it except the very foot of the undoubtedly humongous bed and a tapestry that hung on the back wall depicting Bowser and quite a few kids, although only one really looked like him.

Blue carpet totally covered the floor of both rooms, giving the area a much cozier feel. There were even soft-looking blankets draped over some of the chairs and one arm of the couch. Despite his fearsome reputation, it seemed like King Koopa still took quality time with his kids rather seriously. That was… frankly unexpected. But it was also nice to think someone like him still cared deeply for the kids that were mysteriously absent.

Bowser practically herded you over to the couch when he noticed your wandering eyes. "Alright, little handmaid," he grunted, "get comfortable. You'll remain here until I decide otherwise. I gotta go check on the family, but don't try running - I'll have guards at the door. Someone will bring you food in a bit.”

He watched you intently as you carefully climbed onto the deep-seated couch; it was at least the width of a single bed, if not a little wider. You settled with your back against the back cushions, pulled your knees to your chest, and then glanced a little uncertainly at a nearby blanket. Bowser grabbed it and basically threw it into your face. You squeaked in surprise, and he laughed, stalking into his bedroom. You barely had time to wonder what he was doing before he returned and threw a large pillow at you. This time you were a little more prepared, catching it easily.

You set the pillow aside and glanced up at him, biting your lip. He raised an eyebrow at you. Although you couldn’t hold his gaze the whole time, you did manage to work yourself up enough to get a question out - but as soon as you opened your mouth, he put a large, clawed finger over it to keep you quiet.

“Save it. I’m not gonna answer your questions. Ask whoever comes to give you a meal, and when I come back we’ll talk about how you can earn your keep until that oh-so-sweet princess of yours sends for you,” he stated.

You snapped your mouth shut and nodded, and only then did he pull his finger away. “Good,” he snorted. With that, he turned and ambled out, leaving you alone with your thoughts.

It took you a few moments to let things start processing. Trapped in King Bowser’s castle, doomed to sleep on the very wide (and frankly very comfortable) couch, with a soft blanket and pillow, and food on the way straight to you eventually. It could definitely be worse, and although you didn’t really know what he had in store for you, you were certain Princess Peach wouldn’t let you suffer for too long. She would come get you! She had to! But until then you’d have to get used to your new situation quickly, for your own sake.

A quiet little sob left you as you curled up under the blanket. Moving to the Mushroom Kingdom was supposed to be a new start for a more positive life… You pressed your face into the pillow as the emotion of it all finally hit you. Before an hour was up, you had cried yourself into sorely-needed sleep, once again blissfully oblivious to your new situation.

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I just love him!! ❤️❤️

🥺🥺🥺💖💖💖💖💖💖 this just makes my heart melt

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((The movie ain't even out yet but here I am-))

B O W S E R

• The big bad turtle monster falls in love easily. When he first laid eyes on you, he knows you're the one for him. His one true love.

• Bowser doesn't have a type, he generally goes for anyone whoever he deems a perfect partner for him.

• Does NOT take "no" for an answer from you. If you try to resist or ignore his advances, he will forcefully take you as his. Stealing you away in the middle of the night on a flying ship. Luckily, two Italians lend a hand to help set you free.

• If you agree to advancements like his gifts and terrible cheesey poetry, Bowser will be head over heels for you even more than he was before. Someone FINALLY loves him back! Oh great joy! Bowser might just not destroy another kingdom for a while ;)

• Bowser will take you on extravagant and expensive dates. He'll take you to dinner, an amusement park, a museum, anything! Your wish is his command. Bowser only wants to make you happy. The dates always have to be perfect. Always. If something goes wrong, say the waiter forgets your drink or someone accidentally bumps into you, Bowser will flip his lid. He'll start shouting that to the person that they're ruining his date. You have to hold him back from hurting the poor bystander.

• You're the only one who can calm him down. If Bowser is having a temper tantrum or a fit, you have to comfort him before he destroys the whole castle. He quickly lightens up whenever you're around. Dropping one of his poor servants and going to you like Bowser is your lap dog. The best way to calm Bowser is to let him lay his head in your lap as he grumbles about what's been bothering him. Usually, something about the koopa troopas or the Mario brothers.

• Wants LOADS of kids. TONS. Bowser had always desired a big family when he was younger. So, be prepared for a bunch of little ones keeping you up at night or having to separate fights. Ah, but you'll love them regardless.

• No question asked, he is the big spoon in bed.

• Bowser will sing for you during one of your many romantic dates. He did a whole concert for you at one point! And he'll do it again. If you're into music too, Bowser is going to want you to sing and preform with him. You can't say no to him, he'll beg you too.

• Depending on who you are as a person, Bowser might become better or worse. If you're good, he'll try to do good things for you. Like stop invading other kingdoms and learn to control his temper. It'll be a drastic change from who he originally was. Bowser would do it because he loves you very much. Heck, he might even apologize to the Mario brothers and peach but don't get your hopes up now. If you're bad, mamma mia, you're essentially encouraging his behavior. Bowser will destroy an entire civilization to make you happy! Steal goods and jewels, giving it to you as a present. He'd create a new galaxy and make you it's queen/king! You two are the worst villian couple known to exist.

• Bowser loves showing off for you. Whether it's proving his strength or how tough he is, Bowser wants to make sure that you know your "hot boyfriend" isn't scared of anybody.

• has the koopas build you a custom throne right next to his throne. He wants you to be with him at all times and he thinks it would make for a great birthday present.

• Bowser's partner only gets the best clothing, food, and jewelry throughout all the kingdoms. Feeling peckish for something sweet? His bakers will make you five layered cake of your favorite flavor. Perhaps wanting a new outfit? Bowser purchases the entire goddamn mall so you can have a shopping spree. Maybe feeling a bit cold? He's got you covered, just wrap your arms around him and you'll warm up soon enough. Bowser doesn't mind at all. He'll work in some new plans or arrangements while you hold him tightly.

• Kamek didn't like you at first but eventually grew to. As long as you make Bowser happy, he's happy.

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Yas. Time to wait. ❤️🥰😍

I fully expect tumblr to be flooded by actual Bowser x Reader fics once the movie comes out, and I fully expect to read them all.

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Lmfao!! Pretty much. I love Bowser 😍🥰❤️

what a week huh?

(Ren, it’s Thursday)

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I'm sorry. But bowser is going to carry this movie lol ❤️😍

I love the general consensus after the trailer dropped.

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Oh God! 🤣🤣

Thank you for the 2k in 1 week on my new sonic account omg !

Here’s a Sonic and Shadow comic based off of @INCORRECTSONlC’s tweet !

also shadow’s burp SFX

#sonic the hedgehog #shadow the hedgehog #fanart #comic #2022 #sth

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This post! ‼️‼️ I better see a build a bear Shadow! Or we RIOT!!

So…

When sonic 3 comes out….

We’re getting build a bear shadow, right?

#sonic the movie 2 #sonic movie merch #shadow the hedgehog #sonic 3 #sonic the hedgehog #build a bear

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Here me out.

Superbeast-Rob Zombie to play when Shadow the hedgehog terrorizes the G.U.N facility to make his escape route.

#shadow the hedgehog #sonic 3 #just ideas

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Shadow the hedgehog made my teenage girl years scream!! I am beyond excited to finally see the one thing on the big screen. Can 2024 get here sooner? 🥰

The craziest thing to me at the moment, is seeing and hearing so many videos and stories about peoples reactions to Shadow. Just because of the amount of cheers and excitement he alone brought to theaters. Hearing kids cheer his name and how happy they are.

He didn’t even speak. We just saw him in his capsule but that was enough to cause so many people across so many theaters to actively cheer about how excited they were to see him and for what’ll happen next with him. That just warms my heart.

Shadow means so much to so many people and being able to witness genuine reactions like that, and also to witness him on the big screen in general, it was really something special.

#sonic the hedgehog #sonic spoilers #sonic 2 #shadow the hedgehog

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For reals! #godzilla2019 #godzilla #godzillamovie #mulanreference #mulan #youmissed #threefeetbro

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A cold case that was reopened 3 years ago about a killer clown. Took them 27 years to solve the case... which means it marks 27 years of Pennywise 1990-2017. #Whatsgoingon #HolyCheeseBalls!

#everythingis27 #Im27 #pennywise #It #dancingclown

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How dare you!!

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I'm dying in the inside XD

batwayneandninjaangels suggested it and i took it as a challenge

#tmnt 2k3 #what the hell #i cant even

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I'm dying!!! My favorite episode! 😂😂

#tmnt 2k3 #michelangelo #scream #likeagirl