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objectively-cool · 4 hours

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honestly, i didn't like fizzmodeus at first precisely because they were already well established and everything seemed too good, but now i understand: it's a balance between the main and secondary couple. it would be too overwhelming if the two couples had drama and conflict, so they are here when we want fluffy and happiness

also this scene

as a really-really-really-not-morning-person, this scene convinced me instantly

he doesn't even seem that bothered

i can confirm it's really true love

#yeah id kill someone if they did that #hes downbad #hb #fizzarozzie #Q

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objectively-cool · 7 hours

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Lmao, I'm rewatching some eps for a dumb meta thing I'm writing and I've only just noticed in 'The Harvest Moon Festival' when Striker is singing he says Moxxie go fuck yourself. Lmao. Honestly this show rewards rewatching so much, I've seen this episode countless times before and somehow missed that until now!

#helluva boss

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objectively-cool · 7 hours

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A visual of me the past week, if anyone cares 😘

#yeah 😔

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objectively-cool · 7 hours

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Lol, My For You page keeps showing me ‘Full Moon is dropping on the 23rd’ posts that were clearly made before Viv tweeted and have aged badly. STOP TAUNTING ME FYP.

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objectively-cool · 9 hours

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Hot take: helluva boss is kinda better than hazbin? The characters feel more genuine and are more complex, they have more clear motivations and, though it definitely has its flaws (unhappy campers I’m looking at you), it’s just so much more fun.

The songs are often better, so is the animation— somehow— and it just consistently hits harder with both the comedy and the emotional points. Like I am so much more invested in the romances of helluva than the kinda-boring romances of hazbin. Both m&m and fizz/ozzie are sweeter and more developed than chaggie, stolitz intrigues me so much more than huskerdust (though I get that stolitz gets more of a focus in its show). Moxxie’s and Blitz’s daddy issues are so much more interesting than Charlie’s relationship with Lucifer.

It feels consistently better written, maybe that’s because there’s no interference from Amazon executives, maybe that’s because there’s less pressure to make it perfect, maybe that’s because it took its original concept and evolved out of it while not losing sight of it (something that can’t be said for hazbin hotel), I don’t know, but to me it’s true. Don’t get me wrong, I like Hazbin Hotel, but while I often feel the need to rewatch helluva episodes for things I missed or just because I want to experience it again, I don’t really get that for hazbin (except maybe episode 4?). Helluva boss feels more innovative, more creative, probably because it has the space and time to be that.

Or maybe it’s just cuz I’m rlly hyped for helluva rn idk you decide

#i… kinda agree tbh #i think because the concept for hh is like. wafer thin. dont look at it too hard or itll crumble. it makes so little sense lol #but the songs bang and the characters are good #unsurprisingly my fave character is angeldust and it feels like his story lines up more with those/the character types in hb #aka damaged ppl who put up a front until they break. ppl with messy coping mechanisms who make bad choices sometimes #thats my jam #anyway tag rant aside: i concur #also. STOLAS.#(and fizz!!)#also like unpopular opinion: i liked unhappy campers #meta #sort of #hh #hb #Q

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objectively-cool · 12 hours

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#lmao #my thoughts exactly #i really want to know what the og is now too #theres bi rep already. you look at these guys and think ‘yeah they get pussy’#suresuresure #hb #q

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objectively-cool · 12 hours

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Let's all take a moment to thank Bryce Pinkham for moaning that much. That was an artistic choice, to portray Stolas as a man who is always moaning. Thank you, Bryce.

#skkdbfnf #ty bryce #hb #stolas

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objectively-cool · 13 hours

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Be careful what you wish for, Stolas..

#omg nooo #hb #stolitz

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objectively-cool · 13 hours

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This is so fucking funny

#amazing #hb #Q

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objectively-cool · 23 hours

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Happy birthday, Angel Dust! <3

Celebrate with friends, then see what Husk got him for this special day! A romantic. ❤️

#a BABE #fan art #hh #angeldust #Q

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objectively-cool · 23 hours

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Ozzie’s hits way different after you realize it’s probably literally Stolas’s first ever date, having only ever been in an arranged marriage.

#had this revelation the other day and it made me so sad #i made a rambling post about it for that exact reason #augh #stolitz #hb

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objectively-cool · 1 day

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It’s the way that Blitz had EVERY intention of going to save Stolas

It wasn’t until M&M convinced him to let them ago alone

Which he even turned around and questioned “are you SURE you can do it alone?” Because if he had any doubt that there was a chance that they would fail to save Stolas HE WOULD HAVE GONE

So for everyone who hates on blitz for not going to save Stolas- HE WOULD HAVE IF 1. m&m didn’t convince him that they had it handled and 2. He knew Stolas was in REAL danger

#yepyepyep #idk how you can miss this #haters hating i spose #stolitz #hb

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objectively-cool · 1 day

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I just started Helluva Boss and I was not prepared for how fucking short Blitzo is compared to Stolas