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The Wasteland Golden Rule - courtesy of Cooper Howard

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it's all of them, your honor

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you know your mental health is DETERIORATING when you start to relate to him

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RDR SPOILERS

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boomerang momenT boomerang moment

Here's a fun fact for you. boomEr got the nickname "digger" during his QUite short stint in prison whEn he waS younger, because he legiTImately attempted tO do that tv cliché of burrowiNg through the wall using a spoon (which obviously failed immediaTely). HE didn't fully go by it until he stArted liviNg in gotham, where it took a more Self-deprecating meaning. before that, he usually WEnt by his fiRst name, but now he's completely switched over to digger

he doesn't like to be referred to by his first name

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Smosh cast APPALLED at the size of Johnny Cage's ass

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Chapter 1 starts slow so I apologize. I promise it gets better I just felt the need to include chapter 1 for background and etc- ALSO DON'T QUESTION SOME OF MY LOGIC.. BC IDK EITHER 😔 (I'm an amateur and this is my first fanfic so constructive criticism is welcome :D <3 )

(Inside Gammy's house. 1 pm)

Creed had been sitting on the couch, reading over his college application when Cairo had walked into the trailer with a goofy grin plastered on his face. Cairo then shoved a paper into Creed's face, obstructing his view of his application. It was a slightly crumpled poster that was covered in vibrant colors and bold letters announcing that Johnny Cage would be doing a fan meet in Los Angeles, California, on December 18th from 3 to 5pm.

Creed's face immediately lit up with excitement as Cairo took the paper back. Cairo nodded his head to his life long best friend, signaling that they'd be attending. They'd both been fans of the actor for nearly a year now. They'd watched nearly all his movies and shows, even ones he was barely in.

"Holy shit!" Creed exclaimed with a smile, throwing his computer to the side. He then sat up and put his hands in the air. Creed was smiling so hard that Cairo was convinced his face hurt.

"Yeah, man! I got us bus passes! If we leave today we can get there the day of." Cairo explained, his voice full of delight. He had planned this whole thing out once he saw this poster at work. One of his coworkers had been bragging about their cousin working for a company that hosted fan meets for celebrities in Cali. Cairo knew then and there that this was something he and Creed needed to attend.

Creed didn't need to be told twice, he immediately started packing. The 19-year-old sprinted towards the hallway closet and jerked his suitcase out. Cairo decided to stay back and make them some food for the road.

Creed bolted down the hallway and towards his grandmother's room with his bag in tow. He knew for a fact she'd be doing laundry while watching Judge Judy right about now. He slung the door open and immediately started grabbing articles of clothing and then shoving them into his suitcase.

"Gammy! I'm going to see Johnny Cage!" Creed exclaimed as he attempted to cram as many clothes into his bag as humanly possible. He didn't even care about what he put in there, as long as he wasn't naked he'd be fine. Gammy, however, looked utterly clueless. She couldn't comprehend why her grandson/godson was so frantic.

As Gammy glanced up from the TV, her eyebrows knitted together in confusion. "Johnny Cage?" she asked, her voice full of curiosity.

Creed paused, his shirt halfway stuffed into his overflowing suitcase. "He's the martial artist-movie star guy that I like, you remember? He's doing a fan meet in Cali, and we're going to go see him!"

Gammy's expression softened as she watched her grandson's excitement. She definitely didn't understand the allure of Johnny Cage, but she understood that he was important to both Creed and Cairo.

"Well, remember that people ain't always as they seem... but have fun, baby." she said softly, a smile resting on her lips.

Creed smiled back at his grandmother's response and zipped up his suitcase before kissing her on the cheek as a goodbye. Creed then dashed to the kitchen where he knew Cairo was.

Cairo stood near the counter, wrapping sandwiches up in a paper towel. Assumably a snack for the long bus rides they would need to take. Cairo licked his fingertips clean of grape jelly and turned to his best friend.

"I got one PB, one J, and one PB&J." Cairo announced, now putting the sandwiches into his book bag. Creed nodded his head, now trying to shove his wallet and toothbrush into his pants pocket.

"I'm so fucking pumped, dude." Creed muttered as he kept hurriedly packing items into his cargo pants. He had so much filling his pockets that his pants started to sag horribly from the weight.

Cairo chuckled, watching Creed struggle with his overloaded pockets. "Jesus, you packed everything but the kitchen sink, dude." he teased, zipping up his backpack with ease. Creed grunted in reply, finally managing to squeeze everything into his pockets.

They grabbed their bags along with their skateboard, which they called Tony Hawk, and exited the trailer. They both walked down the trailer park driveway and towards the road. The boys began to skateboard down the road, Cairo being the one guiding their movements and pushing them while Creed held onto him. This had been their means of transportation since they had turned 12.

Once they got behind a pickup truck, Cairo grabbed the bumper. As they coasted, the cold wind blowing through their hair, Creed couldn't help but let out a loud 'woooh' of excitement. Cairo grinned, feeling the rush of adrenaline and excitement coursing through his veins. They zipped past empty fields that were once full of wheat and tobacco. Creed looked over at their shadows as they darted over the landscape.

Suddenly, the pickup truck slowed to a stop at a crossroad in town, leaving Cairo and Creed to navigate their way to the bus stop. Cairo glanced at Creed with a glint in his eye. "You ready for this?" he asked, despite already knowing the answer.

Creed flashed a grin, his eyes lighting up. "Totally, dude." he replied instantly, his voice full of confidence. It was something they'd done thousands of times, but that didn't make it any less exhilarating.

Cairo then pushed off the bumper and swerved into the road, executing a few twists and turns as they weaved between the oncoming traffic. The drivers honked their horns in shock and quickly hit the brakes. The boys seemed to ignore it though, their focus was on getting to the bus stop and eventually, Johnny Cage's fan meet.

As they emerged from the small intersection without injury, their laughter echoed through the air. Honks and swears filled the distance, the drivers were beyond pissed at the two 19-year-olds. It wasn't uncommon for them to do this which caused them to be seen as nuisances in their small town.

They eventually arrived at the bus stop and slowly came to a halt. Cairo picked up their shared skateboard and carried it to the seats. It took 30 minutes for a bus to finally pull up.

The driver opened the door then looked the two boys up and down. His eyes focused on their clothes and faces. They skimmed over Creed's camo shirt, ripped-up black cargos, and dirty converses then his eyes slowly drifted over to Cairo. He squinted at Cairo's 'no dolphins' shirt before scoffing at how Cairo's pants lightly sagged to show his bright pink and yellow boxers.

The boys shared a look of confusion, but they shrugged at the man's stare. They grabbed their bags and got on the bus, mentally preparing themselves for the long journey ahead of them.

#fanfic #i suck at writing #mortal kombat legends #multiple ocs #male oc #why is writing so hard #send help #advice please #i wrote this on my phone

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I just wanted to post about my silly guys before I post my fic

(Art is by my friend, not me!)

Creed (left) and Cairo (right) grew up together in West Virginia. Creed's mother abandoned him and his father is unknown so he lives with his Grandmother (called Gammy). Cairo lives with his mother, little sister, and uncle. His dad passed away when he was young and his mother married his uncle (💀).

Cairo works at a skate shop while Creed is a stocker at a grocery store. They're both 19 and candy-obsessed. They live in a trailer park and are neighbors.

Also, their moms were crazy obsessed with the idea of being pregnant at the same time and raising the kids together but that didn't work out too good because they had a falling out. But Cairo's mom, Stephanie, still loves and cares for Creed.

In the fic, they're infatuated with Johnny Cage's movies and travel across the country to meet him. The story is based around the movie Mortal Kombat Legends: Cage Match. For the most part, I strictly follow the movie and even use the script but I intentionally made it so Johnny is a bit more popular than he was in the movie. I also changed it to not be in the 80s. But I literally only did that so I could make The Walking Dead references.

In all honesty, I'm probably gonna start a new fic involving Creed and Cairo soon (probably with KTJL! Boomer because I love him)

#mortal kombat #my sillies #they're so dumb #johnny cage #fic coming soon #maybe today #hyperfixation #mortal kombat legends #cage match

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Gonna start posting Mortal Kombat x OC cringe to torture my 3 whole followers with

#mortal kombat #fanfic #johnny cage #male oc #multiple ocs #cage match #idk what im doing #send help #im hyperfixating again

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i could’ve played any other game but sadly i strive for tragedy

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I rewatched the intro scene at least ten times.

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outworld doesnt stand a chance against them

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red dead redemption hot takes🔥🔥🔥

1. something everyone knows

2. something completely wrong

3. misogyny

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