he can be my jailer -> fresh out the slammer
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never procrastinate, my friends. it will bite you in the butt
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“my child is fine”
your child cries to the lyric “we learned the right steps to different dances”
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[Deathly Hallows]
Hermione: Harry-
Harry, sighing despondently: Ginny used to call me Harry.
Ron: Because it's your fucking name.
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Guilty As Sin? Is about Ginny having sex dreams about Harry even though she is dating Dean Thomas btw
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listening to but daddy I love him as part of the love story and white horse musical universe
remembering she's actually mocking people for being rightfully upset with her for dating a disgusting racist
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the issue with ttpd personally is that I love some of the songs but sadly I've been force-fed her personal life so much, these details keep coming and leaves a bad taste in my mouth
You can't say "1830s without the racist" after writing an album about matty healy
"So high school" is a cute love song, but it's about our xenophobic racist king tk
"I can fix him" have some elements I like but it's about mh and her getting offended she's being held responsible for her problematic actions
"guilty as sin?" is one of my favs, but it reads very different when you know (unfortunately) the context
"so long, london" is amazing, but just like "renegade" she blames joe alwyn for having mental health issues, but also out them to the world which is the worst part of it all
wishing I didn't know the context, but it is practically impossible to engage in any taylor swift space without knowing
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One of my all-time favorite fanfic tropes will always be temporary character death. You know the "they died! just kidding for whatever convoluted reason, they didn't." Like, maximum angst with happy ending pay off. What's not to love.
Though I have noticed that with some of my ships, the temporary death is usually way more popular applied to one half of the ship than the other. We love character A to think character B has died! But then there is rarely character B thinking character A has died fic. And I realized most of the time for me that's because while character A would be wonderfully angsty and beautifully broken, character B would immediately escalate everything to world ending destruction that would be hard to ever come back from in a happy ending pay off way.
Imagine your OTP. lol
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dare i say andy dwyer and april ludgate are the healthiest couple in all of television history
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Over 100 anti Israeli posts but not a single one condemning Hamas 🤔
That's because I don't. Hope that clears things up for you
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ok wait the first half slaps too
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the problem with imgonnagetyouback is it IS a really fun cute song but no one in the world will ever listen to it without thinking about how olivia rodrigo released a significantly better song with the exact same premise seven months earlier
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snippet:
Tom Riddle smiles her way, overly kind, handsome, dark hair and dark eyes and so grown up. Loneliness possesses her, so she smiles right back, feels like a star in the blackest of nights.
CLICK HERE for part i 💛
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