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HECK YEAHHH
Omg Riddle鈥檚 going to murder me
chat i did a little oopsie
alright so theres possibility that i accidentally bought 3000 pink kazoos instead of 5
who wants a pink kazoo????? cuz i cant keep all of these.
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Omg please
chat i did a little oopsie
alright so theres possibility that i accidentally bought 3000 pink kazoos instead of 5
who wants a pink kazoo????? cuz i cant keep all of these.
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Flashback to the one time during Culinary Crucible I spotted Jade Leech cutting spaghetti with a knife that was weird
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All of the above are fair! Rice with ketchup is common and pepper isn't a stretch, as long as deemed food safe, bugs are a great alternative protein source that is more sustainable than most wheat, and I feel like anyone would buy fried chicken flavored candy if they saw it out of pure curiosity, enjoying it is a different question though
My food crimes:
rice with ketchup and pepper
buying Italian lasagna flavored crickets
Buying fried chicken flavored candy
-@nerei-murena (what can I say? I got bored.)
I鈥檓 going to answer this so 馃崐 doesn鈥檛 have an aneurism.
Anyway you sound like you would enjoy some cola ramen (:
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Update on this, apparently announcing on social media that you鈥檙e going into the woods is a good way for the school staff to find out that you鈥檙e going into the woods
Yeah I was stopped. Headmaster Crowley didn鈥檛 want paperwork ):
I鈥檓 one bad influence away from going to the woods behind the school to hunt monsters for cooking
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My food crimes:
rice with ketchup and pepper
buying Italian lasagna flavored crickets
Buying fried chicken flavored candy
-@nerei-murena (what can I say? I got bored.)
I鈥檓 going to answer this so 馃崐 doesn鈥檛 have an aneurism.
Anyway you sound like you would enjoy some cola ramen (:
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I鈥檓 going to bring some to you sometime (:
New menu item!
Hello! Please take a look
Starting today we will be offering a traditional Queendom fave! Air fryer toasties
You can choose to have it with Ham and/or cheese! We hope you enjoy!
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Yes this is the thing I was trying to make that one time and the bread started levitating
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Whatever nerd
The fuck is a "liver pat茅'? The resident hunter keeps raving about it in what I assume to be French. Is there anything you can tell me?
It鈥檚 basically a meat spread! It鈥檚 typically made with pork liver, hence the name, and it鈥檚 good with any sort of toasted bread or cracker.
Pretty much if you ever wanted a savory equivalent for jam, that鈥檚 a good option.
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More commonly, especially with French cuisine. It's actually The liver of ducks purposely fattened up an absolute ton!!!
The fuck is a "liver pat茅'? The resident hunter keeps raving about it in what I assume to be French. Is there anything you can tell me?
It鈥檚 basically a meat spread! It鈥檚 typically made with pork liver, hence the name, and it鈥檚 good with any sort of toasted bread or cracker.
Pretty much if you ever wanted a savory equivalent for jam, that鈥檚 a good option.
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I would just like to say anything that results from this is their fault!! :D
Hey, as my official bad influence when it comes to cooking, is it a good idea to try cooking monsters?
..... why are you asking that??? absolutely!! :D
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I鈥檓 one bad influence away from going to the woods behind the school to hunt monsters for cooking
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I think I鈥檓 a Laios kinnie guys
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The fuck is a "liver pat茅'? The resident hunter keeps raving about it in what I assume to be French. Is there anything you can tell me?
It鈥檚 basically a meat spread! It鈥檚 typically made with pork liver, hence the name, and it鈥檚 good with any sort of toasted bread or cracker.
Pretty much if you ever wanted a savory equivalent for jam, that鈥檚 a good option.
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You should stop by more often! I don鈥檛 have any treats ready right now, but I鈥檇 happy to give you some back :D
Cupcake? (They hold up a cupcake)
Hey, sure! What flavor is it? I always love a treat (:
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i saw a crazy monster with glowing red eyes. is your club normally haunted?
-馃幎
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It鈥檚 just the local cryptid dw. Sometimes I鈥檒l be up late baking and I鈥檒l leave some food for him
Also yeah, our club is normally haunted lmao. We have the cafeteria ghosts around a lot
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I鈥檓 in love with you.
I鈥檓 sorry that was so forward ysxich
Cupcake? (They hold up a cupcake)
Hey, sure! What flavor is it? I always love a treat (:
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If anyone needs me I鈥檒l be locked in my room and having a panic attack :D
Just a disclaimer to those on campus, if you see a flamingo please return it to Heartslabyul. Some of the first years left the gate open, we are doing our best to collect them all. But, with such a huge campus it鈥檚 quite difficult.
For those that do find and return any I will let you try out some of my new recipes I鈥檝e been working on.
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