charlie having an argument with his imagined alternate-universe self about the highness of his voice and then dee saying āoh, god, itās hearing itselfā in rapid succession is INSANE levels of trans energy
hate how people are conflating 'butch' and 'handy' like anyone who fixes things is butch and being butch gives you mechanical skills and femmes never pick up tools. its gender essentialism 2.0 and i hate it so, so much. my butch ex couldnt fix or repair anything. im high femme and i can fix, build, or repair almost anything. cmon. dont make me a homemaker just because i wear a dress.
I know that power bottom dennis is widely accepted due to its consistently hinted, inevitable canonicity but in my heart of hearts I think mac deserves to be plowed by femme top dennis while dennis is in drag
incredibly disappointed that glenn howerton once dubbed all of the sunny characters to be ambiguously gay and yet I fail to see dee getting some dyke action š girlkisser dee WHEN
It's always funny in sillydelphia or whatever. Sorry i can't concentrate on making a joke, there are women right in front of me (pointing at my own genderbend iasip drawings, sweating profusely)
been reading more macdennis fic lately and ive realized that we need to bring back insane asshole mac. he's too nice now, too compassionate. where is the man who poisoned dennis with junk food smoothies.
sometimes being a macden truther makes you feel insane bc what do you MEAN mac made a sex doll of dennis to bang bc he missed dennis, and dennis pretended to be macs boyfriend while stimulating mac with vibrating anal beads to get him out the house, and yet they are just FRIENDS? insane. goodbye. goodnight.