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nothawkmothofficial · 13 days

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He smells so bad I can smell it as a ghost

pleas e be nciw to me im sensitive

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nothawkmothofficial · 13 days

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That mostly is carrying a LOT of weight in that sentence

pleas e be nciw to me im sensitive

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nothawkmothofficial · 14 days

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go ahead tell me I'm wrong

pleas e be nciw to me im sensitive

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nothawkmothofficial · 14 days

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You could probably put the stripes on your super suit? IDK the real shirt is 5000 euros so you probably can't afford it sad face

Chat Noir, let the pigeons go on the statue. He deserves it. He does. No amount of “he was a ‘hero’!” is going to disregard the fact that he sucked in… other areas. - a friendly knowing being. <3

Hero or not, it's of my opinion that he was trying his best with what he had. So I'll gently move Mr Pigeon's beloved pigeons elsewhere

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nothawkmothofficial · 14 days

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Yeah that's probably a good choice.

And besides he was such a good fashion designer I mean have you seen his son's shirt? Best shirt ever made

Chat Noir, let the pigeons go on the statue. He deserves it. He does. No amount of “he was a ‘hero’!” is going to disregard the fact that he sucked in… other areas. - a friendly knowing being. <3

Hero or not, it's of my opinion that he was trying his best with what he had. So I'll gently move Mr Pigeon's beloved pigeons elsewhere

#chat noir #gabriel agreste #hawkmoth

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nothawkmothofficial · 16 days

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No

You smell like tuna and Camembert cheese

pleas e be nciw to me im sensitive

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nothawkmothofficial · 1 month

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DRYWALL CAKE YEET!

-yeetingly, @eelec-knife-fish-kwami

OW! oh wait I no longer have a corporeal form so that didn't hurt at all.

#you people consistently forget that I'm a ghost

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nothawkmothofficial · 1 month

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You have the personality of a Java Update and the body of a sea sponge.

I- I don't even know what to say to that?

I mean I've got a personality! I have uh uh A SON a cringe fail son! and also my clown kink and my lack of attraction to clowns and also my um uh, oh yeah my failing marriage!!!

#wow when you lay it all out like that #it kinda seems sad huh #hawkmoth #cringe fail son #harry clown

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nothawkmothofficial · 1 month

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an inocent ask are you afraid if furbys ?

-@rose-lavillant1

Hmm no I'm not but I kinda wish I used that as an akuma if this is a prevalent fear... Hmmm 🤔

#hawkmoth #not hawkmoth

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nothawkmothofficial · 1 month

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True/False game. Make an assumption about me in my ask and I’ll tell you if its true or false. Go.

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nothawkmothofficial · 2 months

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Idk I don't know other dads I barely know my cringe fail son

AITA for locking my cringe fail son in a pure white room?

My 45m cringe fail son 14m recently spent some time in the void vault. Now he didn't do anything per se to deserve this but the outside world was gonna be pretty dangerous and I needed to keep him safe in my pure white aesthetic cage room so AITA?

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nothawkmothofficial · 2 months

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Aw c'mon it's just a silly goof, and besides I gave him a foosball table that's fun! Kids like those right?

AITA for locking my cringe fail son in a pure white room?

My 45m cringe fail son 14m recently spent some time in the void vault. Now he didn't do anything per se to deserve this but the outside world was gonna be pretty dangerous and I needed to keep him safe in my pure white aesthetic cage room so AITA?

#ah yes #the famously one player foosball #my favorite solo game in the world

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nothawkmothofficial · 2 months

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AITA for locking my cringe fail son in a pure white room?

My 45m cringe fail son 14m recently spent some time in the void vault. Now he didn't do anything per se to deserve this but the outside world was gonna be pretty dangerous and I needed to keep him safe in my pure white aesthetic cage room so AITA?

#hawkmoth #chat noir #ml spoilers #cringe fail son

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nothawkmothofficial · 2 months

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Womp womp

Zag is making a Hawkyura statue

the way my mouth dropped open

I don't think they've made something that has surprised me this much in a while!