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🎵You take the moon,🎵

🎵And you take the—

HAVE YOU SEEN MY SON!

#chowder #finding nemo #fish and chips #cartoon

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Friendly Reminder: If you get a phone call

1) Don't answer.

2) If you do answer, don't give your name.

#its probably the fae #dont call me #phone call #fae #missed call #faes extended warranty

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I wished I was a sword and look how that turned out...

On an unrelated note, the 'Evils of Humanity' or something has ruined the carpet and threatens to flood the house.

#icon update #shirou day #fate stay series #fate stay night #swords

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You've gotten so good at living as a tree you decide to mock the witch by dropping a branch on them then proceeding to laugh in the wind at them.

You angered a witch, and in retaliation, she transformed you into an unmovable tree in a public park. Months later, she returns with the sinister hope of reveling in your suffering, only to find that you are not only surviving but thriving and happier than ever before.

#writing prompt #has this happened before #i think a tree just laughed at me

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Sorry, I was in the middle of criticising my writing. Did you say something?

BREAKING NEWS: Writer discovers for the millionth time that they can write whatever they want. Join us now to see if the lesson will stick.

#writing

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I hope, one day, that I am a part of a Tumblr chain.

Not the OP or the last post.

But one of those middle ones.

One of those weird posts that loses track of the subject but everyone still remembers, but no-one remembers who exactly posted what.

#it was me #i posted that #no one will know #no one will care #but it was me

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Does anyone get the feeling of wanting to be a dragon living in a cave on a pile of gold and only occasionally leaving to cause mischief in the local town?

#i want to be a dragon #dragon #sleep #gold #mischief #transformation

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"I confuse myself!"

“Are you pretending to care right now?”

“No. I am legitimately being sincere.”

“… You confuse me.”

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So, Across the Spider-Verse shows that Spider-Man needs a close family relative and a police chief to die to teach them about responsibility and how they can't save everyone.

In this essay I will show how Josuke Higashikata is Spider-Man...

#jojo #part 4 jojo #spiderverse #canon event #essay

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Question for the fashion side of Tumblr: What is with all the buttons?!

I went to buy some shorts earlier and all I could find was buttons.

Not just the one belt button. No. Buttons for flies. Not a zipper fly in sight.

Seriously fashion, what the fuck.

#questions #fasion #wtf #but why #fasion question

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Team “can’t use subtitles because they’re too distracting” 🙋🏼‍♀️

#depends on the day

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#i have a problem #its physical touch #but i also hate being touched

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#poll #polls #colour #colour letters #what i learned on tumblr today #what i learned

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I'm stressed and I want to shout but I'm too social awkward, social inept and have social anxiety. So I'm just going to do it here...

*breath in*

PLINKO!

*breath out*

#im fine #i need sleep

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So I can't set the date in the past but when I put in a date it asks me to confirm so if I just wait until that date passes to hit confirm I can cheat the system!

When you turn a certain age, you get to choose the age you die. But the older the age the more brutal the death will be. Somehow, you find a loophole, but your punishment is even worse for the discovery.

#glitch

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Not saying I want to blow up parliament, I'm just saying that fireworks are a good distraction from wanting to blow up parliament...

#guy fawkes #bombfire #5th of november #bombfire night #uk politics

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Do you ever have a thought that you want to put on Tumblr but as soon as you open it you forget the thought and so you make a Tumblr post about forgetting what you were going to post

#i hate my brain #thoughts #forgetting #it was something to do with writing