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WHAT THE FUCK

#dan and phil #PHIL

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Oh

my

GOD

#amazingphil #dan and phil #daniel howell #danisnotonfire #phandom #phil lester #dnp

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Oh no

Oh no

Oh no no no no no no

#amazingphil #dan and phil #daniel howell #danisnotonfire #dnp #phandom #phil lester

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You will always be my greatest adventure. 🏡🎈❤️

Thanks @iihappydaysii for the prompt! 💕

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MOVING | 29.12.20

Dan: It's the reason our furniture has been on shuffle seemingly.

Phil: What's it been doing? Well... we're moving! Surprise.

Dan *laughing*: It's more exciting than that! LIFE UPDATE. Are you ready for this everybody? We have bought A HOUSE!

Phil: Dun-dun-dun!

Dan: It's official! Not like the last time where we tried and then they said that there was a dead body and we got scared, and then we didn't.

Phil: Yeah.

Dan: This time successfully.

Phil: It's a real deal.

Dan: How's that?

Phil *copying*: How's that?

Phil *giggling*: So this has been a project that we've been working on since 2017.

Dan: It is a new build and that means that other than the outside, which you can't change, we've designed the whole thing from the ground up and that means, when I say we really have every single damn thing in this place that we've decided.

Phil: We haven't had any spare time because every minute of spare time has been working on this.

Dan: Yeah, it turns out that this is quite a big job, so it's been another job that we've had for about three years now. 'Cause this was something we decided in...?

Phil: I think it was 2017, it was just before Tour 2 or during Tour 2?

Dan: We did it in 2017 because we were told and had genuinely planned to move into a new house dangerously maybe in the middle of Interactive Introverts.

Phil: Yes!

Dan: Turns out-

Phil: It took-

*my connection cut out for a few seconds sorry*

Dan: How do we feel about the fact that it's been taking a while? Slightly miffed.

Phil: Slightly miffed. So all of our stuff is in boxes and has been in the last four months or something?

Dan: Yeah, we have the DanAndPhilGAMES room, it's completely covered, a cubic, to the whole ceiling and it's leaked into every other room.

Phil: It has.

Dan: We're basically living in a Harry Potter cupboard right now. But that's fine. We're ready.

Phil: We are. It was meant to be in the start of this year but then COVID happened.

Dan *chuckling*: So now we've just been living out of suitcases. I was a bit over optimistic, I was like I can live with two T-shirts and a pair of jeans at like a six months cruise.

Phil: I was paranoid, I had to pack everything.

Dan: And it turns out that you are right. So there you go.

Phil: Yeah, it's really exciting. We've got enough room there to work and also live-

Dan *chuckling*: Which is important.

Phil: - we've designed the floor plan. The floor plan is made by us.

Dan: I'm just looking forward to not paying rent! You know for this place, it's some guy in Norfolk that we've never met.

Phil: I know.

Dan *sarcastic: Yeah, I enjoy it.

Phil: Yeah, this is super exciting. I don't think we'll be sharing like, this is our house tour, welcome to our front door! Come on in.

Dan: Yeah, I mean, there's the privacy angle but then there's also house tours you don't want to look like you're celebrating the materialism too much.

Phil: No.

Dan: 'Cause it's not about say, hey, look at all our stuff. Isn't our stuff great? I see that it's not ALL like that because I like watching house tours.

Phil: Yeah.

Dan: From an interior design perspective. I want to know what stuff do people have because it's a cute reflection of their personality? What big choice did you make about that yellow wall?

Phil *angrily*: Now you're making me want to do a house tour!

Dan: But either way, we're not actually going to be moved in for several months. So don't expect that. But yeah, that's a big exciting thing for both of us.

Phil: It's a big exciting thing and you heard it here first!

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happy big anniversary *dabs* I’m so proud of u Dan love uuu *dabsdabs*

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If either Dan or Phil got coronavirus the entire phandom would work together to find a cure in less than 24 hours probably

#amazingphil #dan and phil #daniel howell #danisnotonfire #dnp #phandom #phil lester

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lean in lester & heart eyes howell

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ty

hope norman is having a good day

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Yaknow how there’s a stereotype that gays can’t sit in chairs properly

Cos watching Phil’s story today just confirmed that for me ugh I am a phillie

#amazingphil #dan and phil #daniel howell #danisnotonfire #phandom #phil lester #dnp

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Hi can someone translate dans last two tweets I don’t get the joke I’m a dumb fish

#dan and phil #daniel howell #danisnotonfire #dnp #phandom #amazingphil #phil lester

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Not to ruin anyone’s theories about the barcode on Phil’s new merch, but the 3001 part is is birthday and in England I think it’s normal to do DDMMYYYY so his birthday is 30-01-1987

#dan and phil #amazingphil #daniel howell #danisnotonfire #dnp #phandom #phil lester

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Happy 10 years of dan and phil ~ here are some ‘Your Name’ anime crossover art to celebrate 💓

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Dear diary,

If you remember from the last entry, I discussed about going through the hole located near the front of the tank. While my dad owners were asleep, I though I could managed to move through it a few times without having surveillance.

HOWEVER, right when I went through it, the black hair dad saw my movement and quickly came to my tank to record my actions. Did I do something wrong? The other brown hair dad came quickly behind as they stared at me through the glass.

I froze in place. Is...is this what they wanted me to do all along?

I slowly moved through the hole, and felt my entire tank shake as the two dads yell in a language I cannot make out since the air around them is distorted. However, through speculation, I think that the loud noises they make are happy and joyous.

All because I swam through the hole.

These new owners are a little weird but maybe I can utilize this hole to my advantage to get more food.

Will report soon.

Sincerely,

Norman (seriously why Norman what)

#dan and phil #daniel howell #amazingphil #danisnotonfire #phandom #phil lester #dnp #norman the betta

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I’ve known Norman for about ten minutes and I’ve already decided I would die for him

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norman is probably the most loved fish in the world right now

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all hail Norman, our new fish overlord