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^This

Bisexuals in f/m relationships are still 100% queer

Pansexuals in f/m relationships are still 100% queer

Polysexuals in f/m relationships are still 100% queer

Omnisexuals in f/m relationships are still 100% queer

Asexuals in f/m relationships are still 100% queer

Aromantics in f/m relationships are still 100% queer

Trans people in f/m relationships are still 100% queer

Your queerness doesn't depend on your relationship!!

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jake: why are you calling me this late?

rich: i need your help. i've done something bad. very bad.

jake: put the corpse on ice, i'm on my way.

rich: what? no, it's not - why would i -

#i-

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jake: so you're gay?

rich: bi, jake.

jake: no, don't go! it's none of my business.

#ahhahahah

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brooke: do you wanna hang out by the beach sunday?

jeremy: okay.

brooke: also, do you wanna take acting classes with me this week?

jeremy: okay, calm down, i'm still processing the beach thing. baby steps.

brooke: i feel as if you're a hermit and it's my duty to ease you back into society.

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Veronica: Deeeear Diary, today I couldn’t find my diary so I’m writing this on both of my Kung Fu Panda 2 DVDs.

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I want my boyfriend/girlfriend to be exactly like this lol!

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replace one word of your url with bitch

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I’m sorry but this video is hilarious.

https://youtu.be/3di1-kWvKDE 

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Listen up!!!!

Y’all NEED to go follow @icanmakewords 

They are writing of of my favorite fanfics right now and I highly recommend you read it!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/27199630?view_full_work=true

 (It’s about Be More Chill, of course)

#be more chill #fanfic

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rich: jake is out of town for a few days, so while he's gone i'm going to cut the sleeves off of all my shirts.

jeremy: why??

rich: he's pretty much 85% of my impulse control.

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BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Evan: I'm having a midlife crisis

Conner: You're seventeen

Evan: I might die at thirty-four

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Sorry I haven’t posted in a while! School just started back up! But, you wanna hear something that you will either stan for, or unfollow me for? Ok... here goes nothing...

I ship expensive headphones, and Boyf riends.

Come at me bro.

Rich and Jake scare me. I once watched them have an entire conversation by just staring at each other before they both raised there hands and asked Mr. Reyes a question. In unison.

Jeremy, about Rich and Jake

#Expensve headphones #boyf riends #Be more chill #rich goranski #jake dillinger

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*My friends everyday*

Me: *singing all parts of a musical*

My non-theatre friend sitting next to me:

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BAHAHAHAHAHA

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Reblog and put in the tags the name of the playlist you listen to the most

#Not a particular playlist persay #but #it's a album tho #So #Be more chill

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Yes.

day whatever i lost track of quarantine, i have done:

a one woman show of newsies

ripped far too many newspapers while doing so

having to explain to my family that i need to do an emergency run to the local walmart to buy more trash bags for the recycling bin because its overfilling with ripped newspapers

also having to explain to my dad why i rummaged (like a raccoon) through his closet for clothes to dress up like a newsies

woke up several of my family members “tap dancing” (i’m trying my very best) (i can’t tap for the love of god)

taped a penny on the bottom of my character shoes

got them taken away for making too much noise

failed doing a new york accent (i keep reverting back to a british accent how-)

a one woman show of dear evan hansen

used too much ink and printer paper to make evan’s letters

cried after seeing a blue polo

made a toilet paper cast (sorry family)

explain why i keep saying “my sister’s hot”

my sister and i actually have a pretty complicated love-hate relationship so it’s more confusing

a one woman show of six

explain why i use almost everything as a microphone

yell historical facts every six minutes

practiced a british accent

could’ve made a rubber band ball using the many, many rubber bands i’ve used trying to recreate the queens’ hairstyles

a one woman show of the falsettos

explain to my family why i keep screaming the song “my father’s a homo”

failing to do a four part harmony by myself

tried to cook like cordelia

almost burned the house twice

banned from the stove and microwave for three days

sang i’m breaking down while actually having a mental break down

tried to become a soprano

then the harsh reality slapped me harder than my asian family

i will forever be an alto with a small range

but oh well i can play anna of cleves and most of the male roles

apologized to the shampoo bottles for witnessing me belting in the shower

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If y’all agree, feel free to repost. I think this is an important message for the theatre world to know. Or better yet, blog your own opinion and tag me! Thanks y’all!

Stop bootlegs

I appreciate how Will Roland has the confidence to go up to a girl recording Be more chill, and tell her to put her phone away. Even though this did happen a while ago, I think it should be acknowledged. Being an actress myself, when I see people in the audience filming me, it hits hard. I’m here. In the room. With you! Y’all have no permission to film us unless you are told you can! Please, put your phone away for a couple of hours and live in the moment. People paid money to come see the show, and weather the tickets are 10 dollars, or 200, they deserve to have a uninterrupted show. I can see where you’re coming from, trying to film the show for others, or yourself. And I’m not gonna lie, i’ve seen a bootleg or two myself. But now that I have experienced someone taking advantage of live performance for personal use, and gain? It hurts. And it makes lots of performers angry, including myself. If we wanted to be filmed, we wouldn’t be on stage. So please don’t record in theatres during the shows. Thank you!