“I brought the Captain to Exhibit D. I don’t know if they have ever seen vegetation or plant life. I personally haven’t, so it surprised the both of us when it was covered in Poacae. Also known as grass. Besides that there was also some sort of floral growth. Pink in colour, species unknown. Then the captain did something odd, they picked a few by the stems and began intertwining them. More oddly, they then proceeded to put it on my head. “Flower crown” they signed with their hands. When did they learn to do this? And why did they seem so…sad?”
can yuo imagine being some fucking nuclear family visiting some socal tourist trap for the summer and you and your conservative stick figure bumper sticker ass family have a nice sit-in meal at the panda express only to leave the restaurant and theres just these primary colored-haired queers crying and then giving each other the nastiest wettest most tearful pitiful turbo white boy kisses in the middle of the parking lot like RIGHT in front of your minivan