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this blog is dead (living up to the url lol) but i'm alive over on my main @bloodcrimsonrain and my writing sideblog @echochqmber

#considering deactivating :P

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Official fandom petition to start tagging book-only fan art and other works under the tags, 'book accurate crows,' and 'biblically accurate crows,' if you wanna get more whimsical about it. It'll do wonders for organization in the SoC fandom tag. Sound like a good idea?

#yes please

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negative self talk "my life was ruined by a stock market scam" vs positive self talk "I too, can ruin someone's life with a stock market scam"

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kaz is actually kind of whimsical if u think about it but like. emo whimsy. he lives under beds and backs of closets and he’ll show u a magic trick but he’ll also tell you he’s going to kill your dogs if you dont go back to bed

he is! whimsical boy. ominous little guy.

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Some of my personal favorite underrated Kaz moments from the books.

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I propose a modern AU where Jesper is a successful YouTuber, and his audience grows increasingly distressed and confused whenever the other Crows show up in the background, like: Are those infamous criminals Kaz Brekker and Inej Ghafa????? Is that famous politician Wylan Van Eck???? He's your boyfriend???? HOW DO YOU KNOW THESE PEOPLE WHAT'S GOING ON IN YOUR HOUSE

#big brain time out here #follow the shadow and bone haters cause they also all come up with the smartest aus

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My Kaz y/n fantasy is having Kaz be my money making coach

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show me a straight Crow and I'll show my tits.

#soc

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they do an episode about who stole van eck’s DeKappel

It's 45 seconds long, and it's just them staring smugly at the camera until the credits roll.

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Klare asked me to share an article she wrote about The Show now that season 2 has dropped

#in case y'all ever wonder why i don't hang in this fandom anymore #jesus christ

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at this point i might make my own six of crows adaptation. the bar is so low at this point that it’s literally impossible to fail

#you think i jest but no #if there's anything that motivates me it's spite #reblog if u dare

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i'm so excited for the scene is s&b season 2 where Kaz says "well i guess that makes us the six of crows" and then they crime all over those guys

#i don't even want to know

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flashback to the time after s1 came out when i was genuinely tempted to edit a version of the show and only keep the salvageable parts (alina’s storyline) and cut out the parts they butchered (the crows)

like how badly do you have to fuck up your adaptation that the grisha trilogy is better than six of fucking crows???

#anti shadow and bone #sorry you're never hearing anything positive from me about this show #i think it genuinely would have been better if they had just come up with brand new characters instead of using the crows #anyway.

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S&B haters are the only bitches the Actual Crows would respect

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what if instead of putting the crows in the show they put like, original characters in the show. or even, if they wanted to fuck with the timeline, younger versions of some of the adults we see in soc. made them characters that would have held power in the barrel over teenagers like the (real) crows. this would raise the odds of the crooked kingdom storyline if it was established that the characters the crows were up against had already gone against the darkling and co. it would also lend itself to the preexisting themes of soc, because the whole point of that story was that it was about the nobodies of the world carving out a place for themselves, and pitting the crows against characters involved in the magical chosen one storyline would be so much more compelling than putting the crows themselves in the magical chosen one storyline

#show thoughts #shadow and bone

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seriously considering watching shadow and bone season two just for alina in that outfit... send prayers for quick recovery

#shadow and bone #i suppose i could just pretend the crows have nothing to do with the book characters with the same names

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#getting your pants stolen by the worlds most terrifying nine year old #has GOT to have some sort of monumental effect on your formative years