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The Marvels was another level of comedy. The "He's bilingual" line took me out like a fucking train.

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Okay but nowhere did I expect Carol "pretty pretty princess" Danvers

#the way she tried to play it off too 😭😭😭 #spoiler #the marvels #the marvels spoilers #carol danvers #captain marvel #monica rambeau #kamala khan #marvel #mcu #marvel cinematic universe #avengers

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Okay but not Carol "pretty pretty princess" Danvers touching a potentially dangerous object just cause it glows 💀

#the marvels #carol danvers #captain marvel #kamala khan #monica rambeau #nick fury #marvel #mcu #marvel cinematic universe #avengers

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Ladies and gentlemen, I'm Very Gay

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This picture 🥵☺️🥰💜🏳️‍🌈

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Jen + Clone Club parallels

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Steve: Alright everyone pretend you’re gardening! Thor, grab that little hoe!

Thor: [grabs Tony]

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Clint: You're grounded

Kate: What about missions?

Clint: Fine, other than missions. And no TV

Kate: My TV is broken

Clint: Then no computer

Kate: I need computer for college

Clint: Then no... No Yelena

Kate: What? No Yelena

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canon: they died

fanfic: fUCK YOU

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Carol: so whats your story?

Bucky: well I joined the millitary then "died", was brainwashed to fight for the bad guys and remembered who I was after reuniting with my best friend years later, who I was in love with from the moment we met.

Carol: ok, you're not going to fucking believe this-

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How do I explain to my family that Brie Larson can hip thrust 400lbs without making it sound like the gayest fact I’ve ever learnt

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Someone: hey, if you’re a writer, why don’t I ever see you writing?

Me, a writer who’s been daydreaming about three characters, two unwritten chapters, some scraps of dialogue, and a partial plot that still needs to be heated up in the microwave before it’s usable:

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🎞 Hazel, part duex

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Therapists looking at the remaining Marvel heroes like

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I may be the Princess of Dragonstone, but I am toothless.

Milly Alcock as Rhaenyra Targaryen in HOUSE OF THE DRAGON (2022-) S01E03 | “Second of His Name”

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Valkyrie appreciation post 😍

#honesty how can she be so gorgeous #a cinnamon roll #valkyrie #thor love and thunder #korg #thor #jane foster #gorr #marvel #mcu #marvel cinematic universe #avengers #disney #disney plus

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Valkyrie: *gets stabbed*

The gays:

#ngl i screamed #its me im the gays #valkyrie #thor #jane foster #korg #gorr #thor love and thunder #marvel #mcu #marvel cinematic universe #avengers #disney #disney plus #spoiler #spoliers