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I have just learned that Mountain Goats are NOT, in fact, actual Goats.

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#ghee #funny

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OMG I’ve fallen in love all over again

Like Bardcore is a thing and nobody was going to tell me about it?

#kate bush #middle english #running up that hill

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Rating the birds in my backyard by tendency toward violence

Northern Cardinal, 4/10

I'm sometimes worried the male is sexually harassing the female but I'm pretty sure they're just doing some elaborate public pickup roleplay. The rest of us didn't agree to participate in your kink, guys.

American Robin, 1/10

Literally just some dude hanging out. Never bothered anyone but worms. Big fan of the way you just stand there in the middle of the grass like you forgot what you were supposed to be doing.

House Sparrow, 10/10

You're a gang. You're participating in gang violence. There's ten billion of you living in a single wood pile and it's been civil war for three years now. When will the bloodshed end?

Tufted Titmouse, 1/10

A shy baby. A pretty little guy. I saw you on the neighbor's garage roof and time stopped. There were anime sparkles around you. Come back.

European Starling, 9/10

Why is it always you? Listen, I know, I KNOW the sparrows are the problem, and YET. When the fighting starts, it's always you in the middle of it, provoking them and then screaming like you're an innocent bystander defending yourself. I'm onto you.

Carolina Wren, 3/10

This rating is not for physical violence, which you don't engage in, but for your role as an incurable narc. A tattle tale. I know they're fighting again, okay? I see it. Our yard has been a warzone for years, you don't have to make a big announcement every time someone misbehaves.

Eastern Wood-Peewee, 0/10

If this were "birds who think they're better than everyone else," you'd get 10/10.

Red-bellied Woodpecker, 6/10

It's a utility pole. It's not a tree. You're surrounded by trees that are full of bugs. But there you are, on the utility pole. Committing vandalism.

American Crow, unrated

For who am I to cast judgment on the actions of La Famiglia? I assume you are doing what is best for the neighborhood. If I could, though, without criticism, make a single observation. That when large numbers of you gather in the ominous dead cottonwood - no? No, you're right. None of my business.

Great Crested Flycatcher, 5/10

Frankly, I think you could be doing more. I think your name implies a great potential. I think you should massacre the insects. I think your beak should drip with viscera.

Stay tuned for more criminal activity!

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As a person with degrees in both business and the arts, I believe that anyone who thinks the primary function of the arts is sales is drunk on capitalism and out of touch with humanity. Let me direct you to the late Ursula LeGuin, who explains it best: https://youtu.be/5PI1xwT2-74?si=1iV2unkJNA1ZcPHs

#anti capitalism #pro art #pro lit #ursula leguin #neil gaiman #national book awards #Youtube

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Pete’s spider sense stopped working

#have you tried farting? #it doesn’t work on movies

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can you IMAGINE seeing adam west walk into an orgy and just start Being Batman… holy shit

#adam west #frank gorshin #batman #the riddler

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LNC: ALEX CLAREMONT-DIAZ (IN.SP) | Henry [x]

#taylor zakhar perez

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shows where the main character is a blond guy with an obsession with cooking and eating taboo meats and all the episodes are named after different dishes up until the Red Dragon shows up

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JAKE GYLLENHAAL as ELWOOD DALTON in ROAD HOUSE (2024)

#Donnie Darko grew up #and had a fling with a cowboy #guess I’m gonna hafta watch this now

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#makes good sense #horrific screeching turns in Dallas and Des Moines

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#in bed #I uploaded it horizontal as a suggestion

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#anti capitalism #reason 1000 for unions #the 1% worked hard for that money … oh wait #my hobby is sex … oh wait

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Ugh.

A cartoon from 1914 that could have been written today

#Capitalism

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His fucking face is killing me.

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