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Meme Snippet of Alp Oneshot

#fuck ur bullshit (found familys ur monsters) project #why yes the batkids are all small children #and yes damian is a baby #Bruce is very tired someone help this poor man #whippity wine 🪄🐧that theme is now mine

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tim's got the vibe of the viet mom who makes way too much thịt kho and gets stuck eating it for leftovers for weeks

#whippity wine 🪄🐧that theme is now mine

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For those Titan's Tower AUs where Tim is all like, "That's Jason, so I'll let him torture/kill me when he pops by," what if Red Hood walks in on Robin being extra prepared. Tim greets him at the door with a smile, beckons him on over, and shows him the table of torture devices he gathered. It's almost like a kid trying to show their parent the amazing job they did in hopes they'll be praised.

"I wasn't sure which ones you preferred to use, so I grabbed a variety just in case."

#tim drake is a menace #no angst for this one just tim being helpful and jason being confused/concerned/disturbed #bonus points if jason tries to tell the bats about it and tim gaslights everyone to not believe him #“are you saying I had all the tools to torture me ready? I'm not saying you're lying but that's a bit much” #Jason's about ready to lose his godsdamned mind #whippity wine 🪄🐧that theme is now mine #HELP I'm having flashbacks tot hat fic where Tim hired a hitman to off him the same day Jason attacks #but the hitman took the 50 split and ditched the job

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I love it when things on my dash just work out as God intended

#danny phantom

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Poison Ivy is hired to revive an extinct flower. It's good money and the flower has no adverse effects on the environment so she's more than happy to take the job.

She thinks everything is good and continues to grow these flowers for her client. Until a child shows up in her greenhouse and informs her that the flowers she's been providing are actually going to a branch of the government and are being used to destroy the a different realm.

The government has been tricking her into destroying the environment, earthly or not. Soon they'd learn exactly why Poison Ivy is feared.

#whippity wine 🪄🐧that theme is now mine

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It's Danny's first time doing his taxes, and he's reaching out to an online friend to help him. This is how he discovers that as far as the rest of the world is concerned, Amity Park is a barely contained zombie outbreak.

He'd made an online friend, Bart, and they played video games a lot.

Danny's fulltime job is inventing alongside his parents, and as that makes him self-employed (he doesn't work for his parents just next to them), this makes his taxes a little...scary. And it's his first tax season.

He reaches out to Bart, and asks if he knows anyone who files as self employed and if they'd be able to give him some guidance.

He can't ask his parents because, apparently, they've just been throwing random numbers on the papers and have no interest in actually doing them. Danny would like to do this properly.

Also he would like to know how his parents haven't been arrested? Questions for later.

So he shoots a message to Bart, who's apparently in the middle of some sort of sleepover with all of his old friends. Bart assures him that it's fine, and they'll all pitch in to help.

They just need to know his city and state so that the nerd of the group, some guy named Tim, can look up local state and city tax law.

When he tells them he's from Amity Park, there's no response for a good ten minutes.

What follows is a barely legible request for a phone number to call, and a group of people on the other side shouting and asking how he's avoided dying in the hellscape zombie apocalypse that is Amity Park.

Danny has no idea what the other shit means, but he's not about to dodge a chance to make a dead joke when he has one.

"I mean. If you wanna get technical, I didn't. Is...that something that'll effect my taxes?"

OR: The GIW has been lying to keep the Justice League and Justice League Dark out of Amity Park by declaring it a Disaster Zone, stating that not only is there massive pollutants in the air and soil, but that the undead run rampant and are barely contained. The wording they use, however, is a little weird upon closer inspection. It never specifies zombie, and it never says what pollutants. Danny's not super interested about that, though; he just wants to pay his taxes so that the IRS doesn't kill him in his sleep.

#whippity wine 🪄🐧that theme is now mine

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#💀💀💀💀 #for later

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yiik: Annual percentage rate

#yiik: a postmodern rpg

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DP x DC Prompt #9

When Phantom joined the Justice League, he wasn’t prepared to be approached by Batman of all people. He had been warned to not take everything Batman says to you personally, but that he was a great hero.

Batman had a request. A simple one, at least according to Batman. He asked Phantom to meet an anti-hero who had come back from the dead and had some … nasty side effects.

Phantom, intrigued, agreed. Batman set a time and place, and Phantom showed up. But, Phantom thought Batman had said the one in the red helmet was the undead.

He doesn’t understand why everyone freaks out when Phantom approaches the vigilante with half a cowl dressed in black and red. This boy reeked of death, did Batman seriously not know?

#whippity wine 🪄🐧that theme is now mine

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#for later #real

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you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

#*bad mic* A A A A A A A A A A #ldshadowlady #ocean empire #LDShadowlady

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the "jack finds out tim is robin and instead of steph sneaking around (because why would she if i don't plan on killing her off), tim asks her if she'd like to be robin and when she says "yes" and bruce says "no", they do it anyway, with tim becoming her man-in-the-chair/oracle knock-off" au. title might be a little long lol

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#whippity wine 🪄🐧that theme is now mine

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#f*ck me you're right #minecraft #Minecraft Steve

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In New York, Spider-Man is seen as a hero, but if he was to ever move to Gotham, I know that a majority of the residents would mistake him for a new villain and start carrying extra bug repellent in their bags…

#he looks like part of the rouge gallery #whippity wine 🪄🐧that theme is now mine

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#i really like to think that any internet interaction from gothamites and vigilantes on gotham twitter #go pretty much like any interaction on twitter with silly celebrities (like doja cat rizzo hank green and pedro pascal) #they act silly and gothamites act silly back #that's my way of saying that they keep clowning each other #whippity wine 🪄🐧that theme is now mine #Sprcifially “I'ma. hater not a snitch”

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So if I were to hypothetically start a Project....

Would anyone actually be interested in it?

#batman analog project #thinkin about makin a couple videos for a couple of my aus #including: #what's out there au #meat marionette au #possessed doll au #of monsters and men au #in exchange of our humanity au #fuck ur bullshit (found familys ur monsters) project #i have so many ideas #Also a new tulpa-inspired cryptid batfam au I don't have a name for yet #whippity wine 🪄🐧that theme is now mine #I'm seated and watching