mybrainvsme

[mybrainvsme]

From my brain to yours:

“It’s like poking a bear and playing with fire, and I might as well be Fish Icarus. Fishcarus if you will.”

#random #and thats that on that (me not making bad choices i know are bad)

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“Everytime I die I come back worst and every death means nothing to me”

Me: *just trying to enjoy some chicken nuggets* thanks brain

#random #just me again #ah haha

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Me: Hmm I should fix up my room, rearrange my books and stuff-

My brain: Watch Bondi Lifeguards.

Me: B-But my room-

My brain: Men. Saving. Lives. (with australian accents)

Me:…. gdi

#random #bondi lifeguards #i cant DO anything I must Watch

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My brain: There are no heros in the real world, only the dead and dying.

Me who just woke up: Cool… That has to be from a movie or smthn

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My brain: Hate breeds hate, and baby, I was bread with rage

Me: Cool, so, more spice in our noodles?

My brain: Exactly

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Me: *Sees a Ceaseless Watcher post*

My brain: I will never cease watching you, for you are the sun that causes my flowers to bloom and the rain that washes away my pain-

Me: *in tears* nice

#tma

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My brain: hm. E/em pronouns

Me: what-

My brain: E/EM PRONOUNS

Me: what are you trying to say!

My brain:…. E looks like e would like this, i’ll get it for em.

Me: *sobbing and shaking* what does this even mean

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Me: Uhg, I feel like a piece of toast…

My brain: I’m thirsty-

Me: …

Me: OH

Me: I’m just dehydrated that’s why I felt like-

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Me: The only thing stopping me would be my dignity, which I have Very Little Of :D

~On the Matter of Whether You can Eat Popcorn with a Spoon~

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Me: *puts popcorn in the microwave*

~A few Moments Later

Popcorn: *MAKES POPCORN NOISES*

My brain: What the Fuck was THAT-

Me: …

Me: Bruh you were right there when I put it in the microwave-

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My brain: Must clean as if the prime minister is coming over

Me:....

Me: do you mean the pres-

My brain: YeS I MeAn ThE PrEsIDeNt

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Me: Im gonna sleep

My brain: WHAT IF YOU THOUGHT ABOUT WHAT TATTOOS YOU WANT AND THEN DESIGN THEM?

Me: N-No im trying to slee-

My brain: OMG WE COULD HAVE EYE TATTOOS AND OH OH WE NEED TO WATCH YOUTUBE NOW!

Me: Why?

My brain: WE NEED TO WATCH MARKIPLIER’S NEWEST VIDEO! ALSO LETS PLAY A VIDEO GAME

Me: It’s 1am!!

My brain: :333333333333

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My brain: if its so dark you cant see then what if a Ghost or Something is there but you Cant See It-

Me: fuck dude *flicks lamp on* problem solved

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My brain at 7 am: what if- Okay so spaghetti sauce, right? Tomatoes but you can put meat in it, right? What if you used *that* spaghetti sauce in pizza instead of just the pizza sauce?

Me: shut up please god

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My brain: *slightly funny comment*

My brain: *suddenly remembers a part of my dream where there where tornadoes coming towards me from every direction and I was trapped in a water locked city and trying to escape while hundreds of people were doing the same*

Me: o h

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*buries head in hands*

Why did my brain just tell me that Spyper is transition goals and how can i make it shut the fuck-

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I love scrolling through ao3 to find a fic only for barbie girl song to start blaring in my mind, very cool