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I love this ship even more then opposite shipping,brain pick your mind UGDHDBXJDNDDJ

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Ah fresh doze of chaos,just what I needed to start my evening *sips the chaos from the mug and sneakily throws another mallet*

fuck

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OH MY UNIVERSE,I M DYING LMAO- I HAVEN'T LAUGHED LIKE THIS IN A CENTURY

it’s 4 am and me and @bootychomper are being the funniest people alive. welcome to the exploding saga

#Ninjago #the exploding saga is gonna come to all servers #zane julien #i cant stop laughing #please help i m crying of laughter

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I often have wishes and daydreams, about a lot of things. But they all generally fall in to a category of me being a race that isn't human, living in a world or realm that doesn't have or doesn't strictly follow or require mortal mindsets and rules,and just having some job of high purpose that has great influence on others around on me or atleast those i care about. Sometimes I will be a vampire in those daydreams, sometimes a earth golem, sometimes a demigod, sometimes I just wish to be a nocturnal human in a nocturnal human society without any prejudices and discrimination etc. Sometimes my daydreams will take me so far to places where I would help my favourite fictional characters,or the ones that have suffered the most or unjustly in my opinion. Etc. Etc. Living here on the internet and in my fictional world to me is life,I know for some other people,they wouldn't consider that life, they would consider that denial and delusion. But even if real life and real world were in a better more tolerable state or perfect,I would still go to internet and my fictional world. Nommater how terrible or great the real life is,I can still go to the internet and my fictional world,and more or less everything will still be 50% great,50% fun and 50% bittersweet tragic. Real life is just one I have to live at this point to stay alive,it doesn't mean much to me whatsoever,i would say I only care about my family, friends, people getting rights they lack and should have in real life,but that's about it, everything else in real life is meaningless to me. I have grown numb to tragedy,pain and a lot of other things in real life,they happen so often,and half of the time because of corrupt selfish politicians,at this point it's expected everyday world shenanigans. Ironically,tragedies in fiction of my world and my fav franchises actually emotionally wound me, because those worlds are filled with characters I actually care about, people i would love to meet and befriend,or even help if they need it. Whenever something great happens there I cheer for it as of it were real and when something sad happens there I cry for it just as much. Real life and most of humanity and society, only ever disappoints and troubles me and others I love,to me there is no point in emotionally getting attached to real life and it's events if it will constantly be shitty and out of our control. And what do I do when I die? Heck if I know,I don't care,I will wonder if there will be afterlife or what afterlife will be like if there is one,but ultimately I don't care if I die,i do wish that when I do die,i won't ever have to live in real life anymore, whatever comes or doesn't come after it,will be much more welcome then whatever I really have to expirience rn.

#night #nocturnal #daydreaming #personal vent #rambles #existensialism

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[B]⚠️🚨⚠️, Warning,more thorough mentions of drinking,effects of it and addiction, situations of getting discriminated because of racial differences,harrasment,if any of it makes you uncomfortable etc. Don't read this post ,warning ⚠️🚨⚠️

OppositeShipping,Kai and Zane Headcanons part 3.

1. Kai loves and uses tons of other colours in his everyday clothing outside of ninja training and missions, however even then they will be warm colours. He likes a lot of clothes that show skin and that are in colour pallets of sunsets and sunrises, because he wants to look as hot as possible and also so his skin can breathe when he moves around a lot and parties. However when hiding from crazy fangirls who can't respect bounderies,he will wear more baggy clothing and anything that hides his hair to look as least recognisable as possible. Zane hates how some of his fans can't respect Kai's bounderies,he helps Kai escape crazy fangirls whenever possible,but ussualy Zane will give them stern scolding and will bodyguard Kai if neccecery. Kai will pretend like he didn't need help and like he could have handled the situation himself,but he still apricietes when Zane helps him,even if he doesn't show it. Kai loves attention from fangirls,but because of some crazy ones he has huge importantence in his mind on personal space,if someone hugs him too tightly or too long while he is upset,he will panic and feel uncomfortable because he will be reminded of times crazy fangirls hunted him down and of that one time when Nadhakan sent them after him. Zane respects Kai's personal space and will remind others to do so aswell,so Zane won't touch Kai at all when Kai is upset

2.When it comes to clothes,Zane wears them ofcorse,but he finds them a hassle sometimes because he has to modify each set of clothes so he can comfortably open up his ninjdroid parts to use certain functions or repair himself, without clothes ripping appart. Sometimes he will resort to just having a projection of wearing clothes just so he doesn't have to bother with modifying clothes, other times he will go with Kai to shop for clothes made out of great resistant materials,that are water proof,fore proof etc. and that can easily be modified for whenever necessary. Besides that,Zane doesn't have a huge preference in colours,he likes white,blue and grey the most and any mix between those,but he doesn't mind wearing any clothes of other colours. When it comes to pink specifically, it's complicated,he grew up finding any clothes of any colours normal, however when he expirienced first laughs because of wearing pink, because it makes him look silly or weak as others would say,he stopped wearing it in public out of shame. He still will wear pink stuff when in private, just for his own enjoyment,as it's a very comforting sweet colour. Kai will sometimes tease him for it,but only in a joking sweet way,he apologised for laughing at Zane before for wearing pink and encourages Zane to express his preferences and not be ashamed of them.

3. Zane will often help Kai with his hair routine, because Kai uses a lot of gel, however sometimes they will experiment with it, sometimes Zane will give him a lower buzzcut,or will help Kai style it so it reminds of flames in shape,other times Zane will style it into a Viking like bun. Kai still prefers to style his hair how he always did,but doesn't mind different styles from time to time, especially when Zane does it. He loves the feel of Zane's chilling fingers going through his hair and over his scalp,it gives him pleasent shivers and just Zane's love and care in general is so tender and sweet

4. Zane doesn't like going to the beach, because sand gets very easily stuck between his gears and parts,even if that wasn't an issue,he hates going to the beach in general because him using his ice powers is seen as a downer and a hassle. People on purpose go to the beach to enjoy the waves,the heat and playing in the hot weather,and they can't enjoy that if literal embodiment of winter is there. Kai on the other hand loves going to the beach to party,he used to get drunk on those parties the most because of many insane dares and because of his poor coping mechanisms from the past. Sometimes he relapses into drinking alcohol and then Zane has to come pick him up,Zane is dissapointed whenever Kai relapses,but will always try and help Kai let go of his addiction,he just hates more when he has to pick him up from the beach,aka place Zane hates the most. To make up for Zane having to pick him up from the beach,Kai will taste test any food creations Zane makes in his past time,even if they aren't the best of if they are too seasoned etc,he also will do any chores for a while Zane doesn't feel like doing at the moment.

5. Speaking of which,Kai often taste tastes Zane's best food,even though Zane already knows it tastes great,he always wants to hear Kai's opinion on it,or to just see Kai enjoy it to all his delight. It's especially amusing to Zane how Kai can handle a lot of highly spicy foods with no issues,but the moment a certain food isn't spicy at all,Kai hates it as if he tasted dirt. Zane will often overspice any food he makes for Kai to see how far that tolerance goes,but will not season it at all if Zane had to pick up Kai from the beach,which is one of the rare places where Zane has to expirience a lot of insults from other people,half of those insults being discrimination related. Kai can't help in those scenarios at places at the beach cause he is ussualy blackout drunk if Zane has to pick him up,but Kai will extremely avoid any celebrations or parties afterwards for a long while from any beach. He tried fighting of people who insult and discriminate Zane,but sadly they are just as bad as any person from Ninjago from old era who discriminated serpentines and vice versa, it's impossible to change their mind ,that being said,Kai will always defend Zane from any asshole (racists ones or not)when he is sober,he will start fights too if necessary,Zane will always try to pull him out of those fights,not wanting Kai to cause much commotion or to get hurt,as much as he doesn't like going to the beach,he is glad his boyfriend defends him when he can. He just wishes Kai could fully let go of drinking,Zane is scared of Kai acsidently drinking so much it does to alcohol poisoning.

6. Zane secretly at night consumes stuff that's inedible to humans,it doesn't cause any harm to his body, programming or systems,it does however get him to think about ideas of what foods could he and other androids/ninjadroids enjoy that humans couldn't. Sometimes Zane will expiriment with inedible materials and make meals only he and Pixal can eat,he had to give multiple warnings and reminders to others, especially Kai and Cole to not eat those, because humans can't digest that stuff. He had to give them so many warnings,after Kai and Cole tried to eat that food in the middle of the night as a midnight snack. Zane apologised multiple times and he helped Kai with fixing his teeth and regaining his health, while Kai was still very pissed of and he wouldn't eat Zane's food for a while out of mistrust for weeks. Zane was sad but understanding about that and he made sure to better label food in the fridge and to tell to others about any important changes like that beforehand.

7. When Kai and Zane cuddle, certain things as I have explained beforehand will change during winter and summer. But when it comes to Spring and Autumn. Zane and Kai will cuddle almost however they want,with few important rules however. If they cuddle in a way where Zane spoons Kai or where Kai lays on Zane,they can only do that when awake,so Kai doesn't wake up with his muscles extremely sore from weight of a metal body. Second rule is that Kai must be decently clean at the very least,dirt and dust very easily sticks to Zane's body when he has no clothes on or when he is in very thin pijamamas and it's hard to wash of or scrub of. Last rule is that Kai can't touch Zane's powersource spot unless it's covered by his outer shell, otherwise Zane could acsidently get hurt by electroshocks and if those go too long, temporary erasure in his database about certain memories. As much as Kai likes to mess around and be a hotheaded bratty idiot in general,he will respect those rules as much and as often,unless he is drunk,in that case,Zane will out of his own safety and safety of Kai,will cuddle with Kai only once Kai is sober. He knows Kai would never hurt him on purpose,but Zane is scared of how unpredictable humans are under alcohol.

#kai x zane #oppositeshipping

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Zane:*is making lemon cream pies with marshmallows*

Kai:*steals the marshmallows when Zane isn't looking*

Zane:*doesn't do anything about it*

*hours later*

Zane:hmmm something is missing,where could the marshmallow be?.. hmm Kai can you check the cabinet for sweets for a second?

Kai:sure,but i don't think it has any candies left,as Cole overeteats them like craz--

Zane:*french kisses Kai and tastes the marshmallows*Found one~

Kai:I know i taste sweet but I didn't know you couldn't get enough of me-*tries to sound cool while he is catching his breath and is flustered*

Zane:go buy more marshmallows,you always taste sweet but I need to finish cooking of this dessert*says sternly but still with care*

Kai:Yea yea I m going!

#kai x zane #oppositeshipping

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Someone in a hushed tone:Kai is such an idiot,like he looks good but I don't understand why they still keep him on the team,he is so useless and rash, it's a wonder he hasn't killed them by acsident-

Kai:*trying to not cry and look cool*Hey what the fuck did you say about me?!?-

Zane:*stops him and confronts the mean asshole*Your security number is ______ etc. And your address is ________ etc. You live with no family members,you have been fired out of every job you applied to because of multiple criminal offences regarding robbery,frame of murder and harrasment,I m sending all this information to the authorities that have been haunting you for years-

That Someone:PLEASE NO,I M SORRY I INSULTED YOUR BF,PLEASE HAVE MERCY--

Zane:i posses no empathy towards wrong doers in general,but if it was legal I would make you suffer forever for any time you hurt the ones I love

Kai:*is terrefied of discovery that Zane has yandere tendencies but also is flustered, because Zane threathening someone is hot asf*

#kai x zane #oppositeshipping

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Zane: Alright so after 3-4 hours,50 minutes and 14 seconds,we have the perfect plan to permenatly lower crime rate in Ninjago City, outside world threats are still possible,but atleast local criminals and villains won't distract us too often when we need to save the world and chance Ronin and other elemental masters actually helping us is raised by 70% if we follow this plan-

Kai:*starts rushing out with his weapon and ninja uniform to execute said plan just as the meeting was over* THANK YOU SO MUCH ZANE,NOW LET'S GO BEAT THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS UP!!!! WOHOOO

Nya:Wait for us you hothead,the ship tank isn't fully recharged yet!!!

Cole:I didn't even get to eat my cake!!

Jay:And my parents are on this ship,I still have to lead them and others to safety bunkers which Nya and I packed with all nececesties and inventions for survival!!!

Zane:*still flustered by Kai's enthusiasm and appricieton*Let's royally fuck them up,as you would say~

Kai:*hugs Zane close while looking at him lovingly and passionately in the eyes*They will think twice before messing with us ever again

*Zane and Kai in the heat of the moment make out, while others are stuck between being happy for them and trying to remind them they have a mission to execute*

#kai x zane #oppositeshipping

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Zane:Most things humans say are wrong

Kai:Zane i know you are smart as fuck because of your enormous database etc. but you don't have to rub it in my face,also humans can be pretty smart too-

Zane:For example,humans say things are on fire,when rather fire are on things

Kai:ooooh that's what you meant*starts entering a existencial crisis*

Zane:You also put me 'on fire'~ i m not sure did I use that phrase correctly*trying to figure out how to flirt effectively*

Kai:*still finds it adorable* let's see if we can raise the heat

#kai x zane #oppositeshipping

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250 posts!

Yay my new achievement, LET'S GOOOOO---

#250 posts #tumblr milestone

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Finally,after all these years,I found a sky appricieton post,truly, masterpiece of it's time. Not only that,I also found videos that give instructions on how to make sky edible,I can finally eat a sky and clouds so here we are,I can finnaly tracend as alien,vampire,golem whatever

https://youtu.be/YHwzPIJh5FM

https://youtu.be/yIp8MO90IT8

https://youtu.be/0roTcmDsUKc

https://youtu.be/qMLQNiPWW7o

https://youtu.be/fCVq0im_t3g

#sky #clouds #meta reblog #chaos #comics #my crackhead energy at 6 am #food

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Kai:*sleeping like a baby after 16 hours of hard intense training*

Morro:*tries to posses Kai while he sleeps to give Lloyd and Kai more trauma*

Zane:*standing there in the dark hallway with his blue eyes glowing creepily*

Morro:Oh FSM...WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME YOU STRANGE METAL MAN?!?--

Zane: If you don't leave my boyfriend alone,I will get your ectoplasam-

Morro:NOPE BYE FOREVER,I AIN'T DEALING WITH THIS SHIT

#kai x zane #oppositeshipping

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Zane:No Pixal i think those upgrades will be great for the tech your father has planned,I just wonder will he have enough material? It seems like it will take some time to make even one prototype-

Kai:*is trying to parkour over buildings while half of his bones are broken*

Some random NPC:Hey some idiot is risking their life for no reason

Zane: Goodness that person is an idiot-WAIT THAT'S MY IDIOT,KAI STAY WHERE YOU ARE-

#kai x zane #oppositeshipping

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Kai:Are you from Tenasee? Cause you are the only ten I see

Zane:

Kai:

Zane:I m from Ninjago-

Kai: UGH FUCKING FSM, YOU ARE HANDSOME AND WHOLESOME AS HECK-

#kai x zane #oppositeshipping

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Thank you to everyone who got me to 250 likes!

Wow,i didn't expect to get this far at all. Thank you all regardless,I don't know what did I do to deserve this,but thank you all very much ^^

#250 likes #tumblr milestone #thank you

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Kai*about to get a midnight snack from the fridge*Thankfully it's weekend,if I lost sleep on any other day,Sensei Wu would just give me extra training as puni--AHHH ZANE WHAT THE F***

Zane:*just chilling in the fridge, munching on one of pizza slices*Apologies for startl-jdjxhsjjsing you Kai...did you n-74738£9£ed anything?

Kai:well yes,I did want some jalapeño pizza before a next gaming match with Cole,wait are you lagging? *Realises Zane is in the fridge to cool down because his systems are overheated*Should I bring you some ice from the freezer? I know your ice doesn't have much effect while you are cooling down

Zane:I don't th-djhnsnsbdk that will be ne-sjbxbdjdnxcessary,but your c-7384848oncern is appricieted Smokey*he handed Kai some jalapeño pizza slices while smiling softly at him*

Kai:Thank you snowflake, don't stay in there too long,or I might eat you next~*says playfully while sending Zane a kiss while going away*

Zane:That wouldn't be recommended as you might break your teeth and injure your dygestive system*answers with concern but also playfully*

Kai: Challenge accepted*winks*

#kai x zane #oppositeshipping