"call me melchior" said melchior, "the way I drink this milk of yore". with his untimely food poisoning TWO unwise kings remained standing for the grand prize of 500 sestertii, arriving at the deathbed of local superstar Jesus Christ of Alphabet, just in time to see him reincarnate as a traffic cone. he was to direct the intersectionites slightly to the left to avoid the construction workers.
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I'll pass my exams
I will speak undoable things
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ha.. getit...
the ideal female body is hard to pin down
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the ideal female body is hard to pin down
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solvent? sure hope it doesn't, I love persistent problems
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I hate solder, solder hates me.
we destroy each other's health mu-tu-ally.
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it's so over
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me, not in society: wow... society :/
me, walking home from society, pockets full of frozen pigeon meat and dried mushrooms and homemade basil oil and promises of help with furniture and a handful of either love or herbs but probably love: wow,,, society,,
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haven't done anything I was supposed to the past few days. probably won't today either. gonna dress nice for the non-event and open a bottle of wine and eat expired yoghurt for dinner.
my mother frequently tells me I sure know how to live.
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whaling crew
whaling crew save me
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it's honestly astounding how sad a tiny little brain can make itself over practically nothing
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she lyse on my tissue til I buffer
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took me all of 2 days to burn out completely and start losing marbles again, and of course I slept through the entire day too.
am I impressed I'm not disappointed, or disappointed I'm not impressed?
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for as long as I can remember I have been insane about people having names and memories and experiences
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*exits wooden skull*
brain's cursed. need to eat time.
- what?
brain's cursed. fork. now.
*walks into wall clock*
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bracelets are great. what do you mean I can just have a little signifier of who/where I got it from right there on my hand that I see a bunch? it's great. I should get back to making and enjoying bracelets.
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