mr-buffosaur

[mr-buffosaur]

When i was young

When i was a young strapping lad i went out into town the virgin megastore in darling harbour, i wasn't sure why at the time, but i knew in time. I would know.

I took the monorail from some point in the city to darling harbour. And i remember there was a man on there with a balding head saying, they dont milk them like they use to. I laughed.

Once in the virgin megastore, i said loudly because i was a brash young lad,where is the virgins. Then a man came up to me and said i was the virgin so i left. I walked for a fair bit of time, and i ended up at some pub, a guy in there said something and i spun around and left.

I think i headed home after that not sure really,

That was the day my mum told my friend sooty that i was an enigma and good old sooty heard it differently and he never spoke to my mum again. A few years later he told me about what my mum had said. I said what she really said and that he miss heard her. He cryed.

That day coincidentally, i got so drunk i had an accident and my dad came to pick me up, but he left me there because he didn't want a drunk son, so sooty wanted to return me to my mum, and apologise to her, as he wrote a letter as an anonymous tip, im not sure why though. We walked from our mate al's house to mine, in about a days time,but your see us kids back then where more fun and free spirited, we just did those things. Not like today's kids, who sit at home and play with their mashedpotao and wine. We smoked cigarettes. And drank coffee. These kids with their prime will never no the bliss. My pal al had rose tattoo's first album, so we would go to his house alot.

He would always tell us how he stole it from a shop because they had some records out the front, we all thought about dobing him in, but never did. Would of been funny. Once that record was on his turn table we would sit and listen, it was that good. His speakers were loud the fun was had. Once sooty brought over a Metallica record and did it suck, later on everyone and their dads became Metallica fans. I still never understood why. They were always kinda strange people. But i did like the sandman song. I use to play it in my car, and that car was Australian made. They don't make them here anymore. Nothing is.

Once all my friends went to manly to swim. But al, sooty and i got very high and climbed a hill and found a stone kangaroo statue, it was up there just looking out over the beach, we where in awe. We made up storys of how it got their, like some monster turned it to stone. In reality some guy build it a very long time ago and its just been there ever since, if you are ever in manly you should pay a visit to the kangaroo.

In high school, we had a party on the school oval. Our old mate duncan drove, since he wanted to show of his car, but we didn't have batteries for our cassette player radio thing, since we spent all our money on beer and stuff. So we used his car to listen to music,but it must of killed the battery or something. So when school came on Monday the car was still there, and our principal was so pissed he peed on the car. Danny was in big trouble. Never saw him again. Im not sure why, but it could of been the time al and i called the cops and said he had drugs or a gun or something, maybe it something more funny but i had forgotten. Actually it was the night we had the party. Maybe he couldn't move the car because he got arrested. But there are more important things to think about. Like that time sooty, al and i went to blacktown because there were some cool shops there, and we went into newsagent because al wanted a magazine or something but i realised i didn't want to spend money so i grabbed a magazine, i think it was a motorbike one or something and left and the guy saw me and came out, so i told him i was blind and got lost, he let me off easy but i had to pay, but the thing is, if i was blind why was i buying a magazine.

Anyway enough reminiscing time for me. I need to milk the lawn and mow the cow

Bye 👋

[mr-buffosaur]

I just got banned on reddit, fuck these idiots who think a simple beautiful idea like the completionist should cut his genitals off because it would make things right with his whole charity thing, should be a bannable offence. They are horrible people supporting a scammer. I never scammed no body, nor did anything bad. I stated fact. Actually, i said it too nice. Jirard Khalil is a horrible vile scammer of a human being, he took money off people and lied, he should lose his youtube, and fan base, or cut his penis off for forgiveness, this is true and fuck you if you dont agree

#Jirard Khalil #reddit #The Completionist #scammer #banned #the truth #i dont miss #jeuss christ #food #wine #tumblr #this is actually a real issue #social issue #social issues

[mr-buffosaur]

Imagine paying for a stupid badge on this horrible app, what a waste of money for the most useless shit ever, $10 can buy food or be given to people who need it, why waste it on this

#tumblr #badges #money #make money online #why the hell

[mr-buffosaur]

5 posts!

This is something so meaningful i had an accident in my pants and had an affair with it , smelly

#5 posts #tumblr milestone

[mr-buffosaur]

What isn't there to talk about, nobody here seems to understand what is happening here, well let me inform you. I am shadowbanned from life, i am invisible, but every time I cry out for people to see, nobody answers. Prioritys shift, people don't care. They are all happy in their small useless worlds not wanting more, or fighting for anything. They are lazy truly lazy, but life is so easy for them. Thing are handed to people who dont try, you lay down and have no will or want, just smile. Every rich person has lied to you. Yes, most work hard, but all have been given opportunities. Some people never receive them, thus never succeed. You have no control over your life others do, you have no choice but let yourself suffer and go without. There are religions that say wanting is suffering, but those religions are created so people who have achieved nothing feel good about themselves, they are just failures.

All in all, I wish i had more of a say in what direction my life will go, also nobody will see this anyway, it will sit on this account and get zero attention

#Christmas #sadgirl #blue cheese #santa claus #bootleg santa #random #sei uno stronzo

[mr-buffosaur]

Now see this image could be better if willam had a big mac in his hands and also he had aids and a 9 11 themed shirt, heck yeah 😉

late night tinkering.

[mr-buffosaur]

I feel sick, im tired of hearing about people fighting, i want no i need mcdonald's

Food is better than most things in life and by golly mcdonald's is the best food, the pounder the mac, and the fries by golly

I hate vegans they have small cocks and no vaginas they can't ever have sex, because they cant, also they don't eat meat like a good animal like us should, but yeah they cant go to mcdonald's with me so fuck them

I feel like i have aids but im not sick like bleeding, bleed like that song that band did once

Dean koontz is terrible

#aids #reading #sex #religion #islam #God #catholic #jews #santa claus #rambles

[mr-buffosaur]

Tumblr sucks, why is everything zoomed in like i don't understand shit, i get a headache looking at one post, and that post is some sex stuff I dont wanna see, i support the end of this app, it sucks here i like instagram better

#artists on tumblr #tumblr #help #i hate it here #listen #sex #victim #dean koontz

[mr-buffosaur]

I like feeling my sleep

#sleep #aj good #shadowboxing #mcdonald's