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mortau · 3 minutes
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"...Oh, that explains some of the stuff Lloyd reads."
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"SHUT UP!"
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mortau · 6 minutes
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As he talked, Aarya nodded. With every single word. it was almost like they were a bobble head. 
How unfortunate they didn't have much context, but at least now they knew!
"Ohhhh... I should tell my cousins. I don't think they know either."
And before Matthew could even respond, Aarya was already passing the information along through the mental link they shared with the other adhocs. 
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Oh, come the hell on, that was the one thing that would get him to crack; claim he's clueless on the matter at hand. He could tell it wasn't even malicious, but it definitely got to him.
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"...Alright, fine," he grumbles. "So... ya' see..."
And then he starts to explain it, whispering it to them like it's some kind of a cartoon skit.
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mortau · 13 minutes
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This isn't her fault! No one can blame her for their lack of sex education!
Because no one knows she's the reason they're so stunted.
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mortau · 16 minutes
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They frown, tilting their head. They knew about Pokemon - kind of - but the rest they were still curious on. 
"Are you sure you can't tell me?" And then, their expression changes to one of knowing.
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"Ohhhh... I get it. No one told you either, huh. It's ok. We're in this together."
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"...Do, uh... do I really gotta?" He rubs the back of his neck. "'Cause like... I-I thought it was a discussion on Pokemon, but it's really not... I just kinda spaced out and, w-well...
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"This... feels like one of those 'if you gotta ask you're better off not knowin' type deals, I think."
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mortau · 19 minutes
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He wants to say Charizard was the best... But that Pewter City gym is brutal with a fire type.
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mortau · 26 minutes
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The stranger pauses, listening, before:
"I don't get it. Can you explain?"
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"Meh, Squirtles are overrated anyway. I've always been a Bulbasaur guy, myself.
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"...Wait, shit, you said-- Ooooh, you weren't talking... okay, I need to stop spacing out in the middle of the day."
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mortau · 41 minutes
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also i do plan to be at least somewhat active tomorrow
i have so many polls to post
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mortau · 44 minutes
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@everglow-synth replied to your post “@everglow-synth replied to your post “who would...”:
I've made a terrible mistake. You are forgiven, stupid one.
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"I'm not stupid, just an alien."
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mortau · 47 minutes
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"I tried to pick it up and I guess it didn't like that."
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"Wow! It's like he's right there!"
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mortau · 49 minutes
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@everglow-synth replied to your post “who would you rather push down the stairs...”:
fwiw I haven't been following long enough to know much about either character just yet, so Henri pronouncing it as mee-mees is the deciding factor for me rn, bye fucker /j
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"For your consideration: Enoch eats medium rare chicken."
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mortau · 50 minutes
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"How the turns have tabled."
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"..Can you shut the fuck up?"
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mortau · 53 minutes
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mortau · 55 minutes
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"I was attacked by a raccoon the other day."
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"I miss Henri. Sometimes I can still hear their voice."
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mortau · 1 hour
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"It'll be fun."
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"We'll make it a boys day."
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"Come on you punk bitch."
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"I can't believe I have to say this."
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"I don't have time to get tested for sti's with you tomorrow."
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mortau · 1 hour
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@inseparableduo replied to your post “cant muster up the muse today so i just want it to...”:
I forever think of that chick that pronounced Pepe as pee pee
​OH MY GOD????????????
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mortau · 1 hour
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@corrchoigilt replied to your post “cant muster up the muse today so i just want it to...”:
((✋️ i would like to change my poll answer to henri now-
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"Hey! I don't wanna get pushed down the stairs!"
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mortau · 2 hours
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cant muster up the muse today so i just want it to be known that Henri pronounces memes like mee-mees.
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