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“It’s about what’s right”

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I’m a black man carrying the stars and stripes. What don’t I understand? Every time I pick this up, I know there are millions of people out there who are gonna hate me for it. Even now, here, I feel it. The stares, the judgment. And there’s nothin’ I can do to change it. Yet I’m still here. No super serum, no blond hair, or blue eyes. The only power I have is that I believe we can do better. We can’t demand that people step up if we don’t meet them halfway. Look, you control the banks. Shit, you can move borders! You can knock down a forest with an email, you can feed a million people with a phone call. But the question is, who’s in the room when you’re making those decisions? Hmmm? Is it the people you’re gonna impact? Or is it just more people like you? 

The Falcon and the Winter Soldier, Season 1 Episode 6: One World, One People

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“I used to dislike being sensitive. I thought it made me weak. But take away that single trait, and you take away the very essence of who I am. You take away my conscience, my ability to empathize, my intuition, my creativity, my deep appreciation for the little things, my vivid inner life, my deep awareness of others’ pain, and my passion for it all.”

— Unknown

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CPD just killed a fifteen year old child.

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Help Leigh with back rent due.

Hi, I’d really appreciate it if you would share or donate to this GoFundMe. https://gofund.me/62e95d20

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Day 27 watch out I’m coming!

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Words to replace said, except this actually helps

I got pretty fed up with looking for words to replace said because they weren’t sorted in a way I could easily use/find them for the right time. So I did some myself.

IN RESPONSE TO Acknowledged Answered Protested

INPUT/JOIN CONVERSATION/ASK Added Implored Inquired Insisted Proposed Queried Questioned Recommended Testified

GUILTY/RELUCTANCE/SORRY Admitted Apologized Conceded Confessed Professed

FOR SOMEONE ELSE Advised Criticized Suggested

JUST CHECKING Affirmed Agreed Alleged Confirmed

LOUD Announced Chanted Crowed

LEWD/CUTE/SECRET SPY FEEL Appealed Disclosed Moaned

ANGRY FUCK OFF MATE WANNA FIGHT Argued Barked Challenged Cursed Fumed Growled Hissed Roared Swore

SMARTASS Articulated Asserted Assured Avowed Claimed Commanded Cross-examined Demanded Digressed Directed Foretold Instructed Interrupted Predicted Proclaimed Quoted Theorized

ASSHOLE Bellowed Boasted Bragged

NERVOUS TRAINWRECK Babbled Bawled Mumbled Sputtered Stammered Stuttered

SUAVE MOTHERFUCKER Bargained Divulged Disclosed Exhorted

FIRST OFF Began

LASTLY Concluded Concurred

WEAK PUSY Begged Blurted Complained Cried Faltered Fretted

HAPPY/LOL Cajoled Exclaimed Gushed Jested Joked Laughed

WEIRDLY HAPPY/EXCITED Extolled Jabbered Raved

BRUH, CHILL Cautioned Warned

ACTUALLY, YOU’RE WRONG Chided Contended Corrected Countered Debated Elaborated Objected Ranted Retorted

CHILL SAVAGE Commented Continued Observed Surmised

LISTEN BUDDY Enunciated Explained Elaborated Hinted Implied Lectured Reiterated Recited Reminded Stressed

BRUH I NEED U AND U NEED ME Confided Offered Urged

FINE Consented Decided

TOO EMO FULL OF EMOTIONS Croaked Lamented Pledged Sobbed Sympathized Wailed Whimpered

JUST SAYING Declared Decreed Mentioned Noted Pointed out Postulated Speculated Stated Told Vouched

WASN’T ME Denied Lied

EVIL SMARTASS Dictated Equivocated Ordered Reprimanded Threatened

BORED Droned Sighed

SHHHH IT’S QUIET TIME Echoed Mumbled Murmured Muttered Uttered Whispered

DRAMA QUEEN Exaggerated Panted Pleaded Prayed Preached

OH SHIT Gasped Marveled Screamed Screeched Shouted Shrieked Yelped Yelled

ANNOYED Grumbled Grunted Jeered Quipped Scolded Snapped Snarled Sneered

ANNOYING Nagged

I DON’T REALLY CARE BUT WHATEVER Guessed Ventured

I’M DRUNK OR JUST BEING WEIRDLY EXPRESSIVE FOR A POINT/SARCASM Hooted Howled Yowled

I WONDER Pondered Voiced Wondered

OH, YEAH, WHOOPS Recalled Recited Remembered

SURPRISE BITCH Revealed

IT SEEMS FAKE BUT OKAY/HA ACTUALLY FUNNY BUT I DON’T WANT TO LAUGH OUT LOUD Scoffed Snickered Snorted

BITCHY Tattled Taunted Teased

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You hate yourself so loudly. You hate yourself at the top of your lungs. Your loathing for yourself permeates your speech. “Sorry I’m just rambling.” “Don’t worry about it.” “Just ignore me.” “Sorry if I’m annoying you.” “Sorry I don’t make sense.” “Sorry about that.” Sorry, sorry, sorry. You act as if you have to beat everyone else to the punch. As if the punching bag is you. If you hate yourself first, if you hate yourself loudest, then nobody will hurt you. You clapped your hands over your ears and shut your eyes and balled yourself up so that you’d never have to experience people’s loathing for you. And it meant you never heard their love. You drowned it out. You screamed your hatred over it. And you never got to hear it. 

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Eventually you’ll end up where you need to be, with who you’re meant to be with, and doing what you should be doing.

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A Sherlock AU where Sherlock is with the Kingsmen...

#sherlock #sherlock holmes #bbc sherlock #madamfandom-101 #writing #crossover #Kingsmen #sherlock au

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Sherlock DIY shirt

I want to share this because the result is great, although it is ridiculously easy and fast to make this!   All you need is: 1. a design, 2. a shirt, 3. some self-adhesive foil, it doesn’t need to stick very well, just stay in place as close to the fabric as possible, 4. a fine line-permanent pen (for transferring the outline onto the stencil foil) and 5. textile spray colour (I used Marabu ‘Fashion Shimmer’ Spray, silver and blue). Making this took me about half an hour. First, transfer your design to the foil by sticking both to a window to see through. I then used a sharp and pointy pair of scissors to cut out the stencil. It is also advisable to iron the shirt. Then I transferred the stencil to the shirt and created the roof’s edge by using scotch tape. I covered the complete bottom of the shirt with old paper. I was careful with the spray not to overdo it, just wanted the silhouette to be visible. So I gave the silver paint only four pushes from a distance of about 30-40 centimetres, and the blue one three. It is advisable to try this out on a paper before spraying on the fabric to see how one needs to do it to create a thin misty spray. The colour shouldn’t collect on the foil so much is could spill over. After the paint had completely dried, I removed the foil and scotch tape, then put it in the oven to fixate it. I was careful and therefore will be able to use the stencil again; I cleaned it and put it back on the back it came with for storage. One mistake I made with this is visible on the left side, where you can see a vertical slightly darker line in the spray, it is because the shirt was not lying completely smooth while I sprayed. I put 2 pieces of cardboard inside the shirt to prevent the colour to soak through but the bump caused the line, so make sure this lies absolutely flat. Also, the spray travels quite far, it is advisable therefore to cover your workspace thoroughly. Remember that stretchy fabrics might deform a design when worn, chose the position wisely. I put mine here on the back side.

This was the first try I gave this colour spray, it is marvellous. I love it. The name is 'Marabu Fashion Shimmer’, but there is also a version for light fabrics called 'Marabu Fashion spray’, which is a bit cheaper and has a wider choice of colours – BUT the latter one is not suitable to use it with stencils, it will crawl under the foil and ruin a design like this, so make sure you get paint that does not dissolve. If you can’t or don’t want to use a spray, you can of course use any other textile colour, thin it down and then use an old toothbrush and a tablespoon to spray the paint, but it is much more of a mess and much more trying out the right texture of the liquid and avoid larger spots. I am not a native speaker, this might be a bit hard to read or lacking the right words, feel free to make suggestions how to improve this text.

If you make a shirt, I’d love to see a pic it. Do not use my photos without my written permission. This also means, do not upload/post any of my works to other sites/social media.

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only a little hobbit..

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that’s the difference between you and me, you call me and i drop everything to answer. if i ever miss one i call the second i see it, just to make sure everythings okay on your end. if i ever call you never answer, doesn’t matter what time it is. you never call me back. we are different you and i, i love you and you never love me enough.

4am

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Cowboys are witches and horses are their familiars

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Lizzo @ 2019 Video Music Awards

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