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I was inspired

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when they say you remind them of a victorian homoerotic novel >>>>

(this kind of love language just never gets old)

#oscar wilde #dorian gray #books #classic literature #love

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which lost (2004) characters would go see Barbie vs. Oppenheimer:

Jack: Oppenheimer. He has a bit of a problem with his masculinity (daddy issues) so he low key doesn’t wanna watch a movie for little girls (he’ll probably watch it once it’s not in theatres).

Sawyer: Barbie. He’s not sorry or embarrassed. He’s excited.

Kate: Oppenheimer. She has a thing for violence. Also just kinda wants to piss Sawyer off by refusing to watch “a movie for little girls”

Sun: Barbie, she low key wanted to see Oppenheimer but Jin really wanted to see Barbie so she caved.

Jin: Barbie. Refer above. He spent 20 full minutes convincing Sun it would be the film to bring back cinema. Big Kenergy.

Claire: Barbie. Of course she would see Barbie, she has little interest in Oppenheimer and will probably never watch it.

Hurley: Barbie. He goes to see it with Sawyer. The two of them get a little too high and the whole thing will be slightly traumatizing.

Sayid: Oppenheimer. He has a slightly unnerving interest in the history behind the film. Barbie would probably be better for his mental health, but only slightly.

Juliet: Oppenheimer. She goes to see it with Kate after making fun of Sawyer. She’s one of the only ones who actually knows the history behind the movie.

Ben: Barbie. He knows it will most likely be more terrifying than Oppenheimer. He’s prepared, and yes, that is a threat.

Desmond: Barbie. He has no interest in anything violent anymore, he probably thought it was going to be a kids movie tbh.

Shannon: Barbie. She has no idea what she’s getting into. She just wants to watch a Barbie movie. She should stick to the animated ones.

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gotta charge my phone to 81%

Who will help you survive the island?

💥 You've crashed on The Island! 💥

Who will help you survive? Use your battery percentage to find out! Be sure to share your results with us in the comments below 🗾🔋

Courtesy of the amazing Hannah Fox

Credit to the Facebook group "LOST SHAMBALA" Hannah Fox.

https://www.facebook.com/groups/704701079708879/?ref=share&mibextid=NSMWBT

Nyahaha I got Ben. My chances are great (as long as he doesn't seem me disposable).

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ben is so attractive i can't even-

Michael Emerson as Benjamin Linus Lost (2004-2010) — Created by J.J. Abrams, Jeffrey Lieber, Damon Lindelof

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so funny that we call them the science trio because like. what does miles do that is remotely science related? they’re the science duo and the random ghostbuster that follows them around

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lost (2004-2010)

like or reblog.

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#lost #lost tv show #lost tv series #lost tv

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Today it’s been 9 years since Terry Pratchett left us…

We miss you 🤍

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glad that im not popular enough to have an evil shadow version of my blog that exists just to make contradictions on my posts

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being gay is all fun and ga(y)mes until you have to come out to your homophobic parents

#gay #gay love #lgbtqplus #lgbtq community #lesbian #bi problems #bisexual

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i didn‘t know the placebo fandom was on tumblr too but it‘s amaaaaaaazinggggggg <333

no but really why the fuck isn’t tumblr in love with placebo

BECAUSE THAT SHIT IS A FUCKING FANFICTION SIT DOWN KIDS

once upon a time brian molko and stefan oldsal were in high school together. they weren’t friends. brian was a theater geek and stefan a star basketball player THAT’S FUCKING RIGHT KID YOU’VE READ THAT FIC BEFORE EXCEPT THAT SHIT IS REAL LIFE. AND IT GETS BETTER.

brian moved to london and did brian stuff probably involving drugs and then BOOM WHO’S THAT AT THE FUCKING TUBE STOP?? STEFAN MOTHERFUCKING OLSDAL BUDDIES THAT’S RIGHT

brian being brian went “eh you have a guitar I HAVE A GIG TONIGHT COME SEE ME PLAY” so stef did bc stef is a cutie aw and at the end of the performance he went LET’S DO A BAND and they did a band and got drummer dudes and it was AMAZING

okay some shitty stuff happened like steve #1 leaving and brian being like “fuck this bullshit im going to india and converting to buddhism” but then steve #2 happened and it was marvelous

im not joking both their drummers have the same name lazy bullshitters

IF THAT DOESN’T CONVINCE YA

THEY HAVE A SONG CALLED SWALLOW WHICH IS LIKE 10 MINUTES LONG AND LONG STORY SHORT BRIAN AND STEFAN LOCKED THEMSELVES IN A RECORDING STUDIO, TOOK A SHITTON OF ACID AND we don’t know actually but they made a thing that can vaguely resemble a song if you squint with your ears its just “i, uh, i swallow” a lot of times

i can fell ur spidey senses tingling buddies because yeah fanservice but also YEAH REPRESENTATION BECAUSE BRIAN’S BISEXUAL AND STEFAN’S GAY and no we don’t know if they ever dated but hahahaha i can’t even say that with a straight face one of their songs is a recording message brian left on stef’s machine saying basically “oops i made you bf jealous sorry love” and (this is a copypaste of the lyrics im not joking) “i love you loads and i want to give you the biggest, biggest kisses and um biggest biggest hugs ok” THANK BRIAN TMI

((yeah thats not a manip they did that in protest of the lgbtq* laws in lithuania yeah bud we even have height difference like woah))

at this point your fingers are probably twitching to scroll down bUT DON’T FRIEND BECAUSE THEIR MUSIC ISN’T SOME FUCKING WEIRDO GAY SHIT well not only THEY ALSO HAVE A TON OF AWESOME SONGS LIKE SEVEN STUDIO ALBUMS BUDDIES PLUS A TON OF B-SIDES AND COVERS WITH ACCOMPANYING MUSIC VIDEOS THAT MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU JUST TOOK A LOT OF LSD

im talking a lot about drugs but bri-bri is clean now okay he even had a chunky baby with curly hair this baby is so cute wow

but!!!! they also have awesome supporting musicians like fiona the cutie on the violin and keyboard and theremin and nick the hunk plus bill the hot dad on the supporting guitars and sometimes keyboards like wow you are all cute what do

and stef and steve also have awesome bands wow so much to say so little time

DON’T SCROLL DOWN YET I SEE U

GO LISTEN TO NANCY BOY OR 36 DEGREES OR PURE MORNING OR MY SWEET PRINCE OR TASTE IN MEN OR SPECIAL K OR SLEEPING WITH GHOSTS OR SPECIAL NEEDS OR MEDS OR IN THE COLD LIGHT OF MORNING OR TWENTY YEARS OR BRIGHT LIGHTS OR BATTLE FOR THE SUN OR THE NEW BABY TOO MANY FRIENDS EVEN COVERS LIKE RUNNING UP THAT HILL OR 20TH CENTURY BOY OR THAT SELF-COVER OF WITHOUT YOU I’M NOTHING WITH THE BOSS DAVID BOWIE AW YEAH

AND LOOK AT THAT AN AMERICAN AND EUROPEAN TOUR UPCOMING WOW

come on go listen to them one of their songs literally begins with “my computer thinks i’m gay” i dont know what else i can do

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that's the cutest thing i've ever seen in my entire life

Brian: Ladies and gentlemen, my partner in crime for 15 years… the Queen of Sweden -  mister Stefan Olsdal!

Stef: If there’s a queen, the queen needs a king… well actually, another queen will do. This is my Drama Queen - miss Brian Molko, the one and only.

Bucharest, 2009 (x)

#placebo #brian molko #stefan olsdal

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when the only straight thing about you are your jeans

#lgbtqplus #jeans

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so apparently my bus driver's 7:20 a.m is not the same as my 7:20 a.m

#jokes #funny stuff