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Kol: *in a jail cell* What about my Miranda rights!? You’re supposed to say I have ‘the right to remain silent’”! NOBODY SAID I HAD THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT!

Elijah: *in the cell next to them* You have the right to remain silent, what you lack is the capacity.

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Elijah: Klaus, gather the others. We need to have another Kol-is-doing-something-stupid-again-and-we-have-to-stop-them-before-they-hurt-someone convention.

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Klaus: I baked you a pie!

Rebekah: Really?! What flavor?

Klaus: *pulls dagger out of the pie* DEATH!

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*Kol rushes by with an armful of water bottles*

Rebekah: What's going on?

Elijah: Kol wouldn't drink water.

Rebekah: ...And?

Elijah: And I asked them how fast they could chug an entire bottle.

Kol, loudly: 16 OUNCES IN TEN SECONDS, BITCHES!

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Jeremy: Sorry I'm late, I was doing stuff.

Kol: YOU PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS!

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Klaus and Kol: Get in loser, we're committing vehicular manslaughter!

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Bonnie: Everything will be ok. You can not stop it.

Bonnie: Everything will be fine. You have no choice.

Damon: What the fuck kind of pep talk is that?

Bonnie: Ominous positivity.

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Klaus: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something?

Caroline: Nope, absolutely not.

Stefan: I hope it sucks, whatever you're going through.

Elena: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life.

Bonnie: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you.

Damon: I can't wait to go to your funeral, knowing I could've changed that outcome.

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Damon: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life

Alaric: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind?

Damon: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die.

Bonnie: edible

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Elena: Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness.

Damon: Next time you’re working out do 15 push ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Burn your ex’s house down. You can do it. I believe in you.

Stefan: There were so many mixed messages in that I can’t-

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