moonlitsorceress

[moonlitsorceress]

[moonlitsorceress]

Markiplier — Job Simulator: Office Worker  {Sentence Starters}

“Can I burn these?”

“Mind if I keep this?”

“Can I have these..?”

“Do I get to go home?”

“That’s not my job, yet.”

“Oh, god, I ate the bag!”

“Yes, it has, you asshole!”

“Its the same damn thing!”

“I know! I gET IT! I GET IT!”

“Uh, nothing’s going wrong!”

“Why am I on my kneeeees?”

“I know, its so sweet, fuck off!”

“HahahaHAHAHAHA memes!”

“Oh, its terrifying. Oh, my god.”

“There’s too much on hotsauce!”

“No, I wanted to caress your chin.”

“This looks borderline unreadable.”

“I didn’t even like you to begin with.”

“Good enough. The emoji says it all.”

“Its wasn’t me! It certainly wasn’t me!”

“Don’t you kinda need that to survive?”

“What happens if I stick my hand in here?”

“I want your mustache. You bring it over to me.”

“Sorry! … I’m not really sorry. I actually don’t care.”

“I don’t even have arms, just hands floating in mid-air.”

“I don’t know if this is supposed to be slightly erotic…?”

“But, I don’t want more work! I’ve got a piece of paper!”

“Don’t need to drink when I’m, probably, gonna die soon.”

“I should probably put the safety straps around my arms.”

“I didn’t know you guys were here or I would’ve been a little more polite.”

“You stay outta my way, I stay outta your way, we’ll both have a good time!”

“You don’t understand us! You don’t understand humanity! You don’t understand anything!”

[moonlitsorceress]

“Happy Birthday Saya-San please take this, I hope it’s all right.” Kaban hands over a lemon poppyseed flavoured Japari bun

"Aww why thank you Kaban-chan."

#thesafaribaggirl returns

[moonlitsorceress]

M!A: Actually, some of it turns into pizza. You know, the greasy thin-crust kind cut into little squares that you pretty much only see when someone needs to feed a lot of kids at a party for cheap.

"....Guess I'm hosting a party now."

#ic #lunar wolf

[moonlitsorceress]

glad you're okay, but gosh, that must have been scary

not really though the surgery I went in for had to be changed due to unforseen circumstances with my arm//

#ooc

[moonlitsorceress]

Happy Birthday! As such, have a magic anon! M!A: for the next 24 hours every piece of food you touch will turn into birthday cake!

"....But why though?"

#lunar wolf

[moonlitsorceress]

"Oh hey, I actually remembered my own birthday for once."

#ic #lunar wolf

[moonlitsorceress]

To those wondering why I vanished for a few days, I've been in the hospital since Sunday morning and just got back today. I'm doing fine though so no worries.//

#ooc

[moonlitsorceress]

ways to respond when someone says, "I'm okay."

this is a rp meme it's for roleplay purposes please feel free to reblog it & use it for that purpose, it's what it was made for!

"[Name]."

"[Name.]" (gently)

"I mean it. I want to know."

"I'm worried about you."

"Are you hurt?"

"What happened?"

"Do you need me to come home?"

"Have you eaten anything?"

"That's probably true, but let's get you checked over anyway, alright?"

"I believe you. Let me help, anyway?"

"The shower's running."

"Well, I'm not."

"I miss you."

"Don't."

"I don't believe you."

"I know."

"Will you stay with me?"

"Is that true?"

"That really scared me."

"You're crying."

"You're bleeding."

"Don't move yet."

"It looked bad."

"I brought you some water."

"I called your work to tell them you weren't coming in."

"Let's stay home today."

[moonlitsorceress]

Reblog if your inbox is always open to:

Memeless Asks

Headcanon Asks

IC Anons

OOC Anons

Anything and everything pertaining to your muse and how you depict them.

[moonlitsorceress]

@reluctantxfighter continued from here.

"Alright then, just follow my lead on this then." The wolf said getting back into her usual fighting stance before flexing her fingers to bring out her claws.

#reluctantxfighter

[moonlitsorceress]

war never changes

#endless booping

[moonlitsorceress]

”Hang on, I won’t allow this, you aren’t dying, all right?” Trunks at Saya.

"You don't have to worry about that, it's not easy for one to take me out. Unless you're here to help me out with this."

#reluctantxfighter

[moonlitsorceress]

“Meow meow meow uh Saya-San I woke up and became a cat could it be like your lycanthropy? Uh April fools the ears are a headband see.”

"Well then I guess I should chase you then." She's joking right?

#thesafaribaggirl returns

[moonlitsorceress]

Send in ‘The Final Battle’ for my muse to give their Pre-Battle Dialogue as if they were the Final Boss.

[moonlitsorceress]

"Not today no, I was just going to go home and do homework after this."

"Yeah....I don't know why any more either but it's what happenes." Folding her arms, she looked away for a moment. "I dunno it feels like thate's something in there that makes people crazy."

#miraimiraivictories #Shinamonroll

[moonlitsorceress]

“Let's have some fun.”

"Wait are you talking to me?"

#electricea #Shinamonroll #didn't know who to go with so here's a wolf's younger sister