Ford: Look Arthur, when I text you "We are robbing a bank", your next text better be "Are we meeting at your house or my house", not "Have you taken your adhd meds today?" NO ARTHUR I HAVEN'T AND YOU KNOW I HAVEN'T! But I need your help, when I text you "we're robbing a bank", I mean we are robbing a bank! It's not a negotiation! I have already written out my death note, and when the cops ask me what are my demands, I've decided on a helicopter. Not because I know how to ride a helicopter but because I thought it would be a good bonding experience, for me and you, because we like that!
its really funny that in the second book, while on prehistoric earth, theres like a full paragraph about how Ford interacts all nice and lovely with this deer, a paragraph that ends with Ford snapping the deer's neck
The crew on the Heart of Gold celebrate their own holiday called "blazphlft" where they get drunk and maybe give eachother presents. It happens anytime randomly during the year, when The Computer decides to announce it, so they always have to be ready.
okay so i love giving characters specific head canons, espeshally animation head cannons (i did one for pjo i think) so to build off of that -
Arthur: Stop Motion, espeshally Claymation it relaxes him (i notice that most stop motion movies have a kinda calming feel to them, even if its a really high pase story)
Trillian: stuff like the mitchels vs the machines or spiderverse - stuff that pushes what you think you can do with animation
Zaphod: out of all the earthly animation styles, (thats what im going off of) i think he would like the bouncy 1920s / 30s stuff
Marvin: i think he'd like rotoscope animation :)
if they were on earth they would compromise and watch something like The Amazing World of Gumball or like a sonic movie idk
Everyone on the heart of gold, besides Ford, prefers animation to live action.
if you were a boozy alien boy stranded on Earth 😳 and I was a stressed human boy you were friends with 😳 and the Vogons decided to demolish Earth to build a galactic bypass 😳 would you beam me up into a spaceship in the last second so we could be hitchhiker boy best friends together forever ? 😳