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monsterkinkmeme · 1 year
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"When I told you 'do not f**k with the dragon', I meant ALL definitions of 'f**k'!!"
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monsterkinkmeme · 1 year
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The mating dance of a creature from Beyond is a sight to behold.
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monsterkinkmeme · 1 year
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The airship captain and the Siren in the clouds
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monsterkinkmeme · 1 year
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You recently moved to a town were most of the people there are one type or another of were-animal. Werewolves are actually uncommon. There's mundane animals like deer and bears, but also unicorns and dragons. And one of them has caught your eye...
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monsterkinkmeme · 1 year
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One monster sent their human an invite to their place for some 'fun'. However, they and their human are still learning each others' languages, so they ran the offer through an online translator before sending it. Their human got a slightly different invitation than was intended.
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monsterkinkmeme · 1 year
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[Centaurs]
Prompt posted by @monsterkinkmeme
"Whilst on holiday by the sea, you go down to the shore one morning at low tide and see an entire herd of centaurs all galloping along the sand. At the head of the group, two of the younger adults are clearly racing each other, and as they near you and see you watching them, they plunge into an even faster gallop, obviously showing off for you.
Later that day you meet the one who had caught your eye and yes, they were definitely interested in you…"
Centaur Male x Male Reader x Centaur Male
Elias & Soran
A/N: I love a good poly relationship and centaurs so why not
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The chilly summer morning breeze rustled the beige curtains that adorned your rooms open window. You sipped your warm tea and gazed out to the calm ocean. The occasional figure passed your view as they walked along a path that lead into the town. You decided to take a much needed vacation and settled on a homely coastal town to do so. After a few minutes of beach watching, you finished your tea and decided to go for a walk.
You stood and set your cup in the small sink before slipping on your shoes and a light coat. You made sure to grab your phone, keys, and wallet before heading out the door and down to the small fenced walkway that bordered the beach. The seagulls squawked as they flew over head, the wind gently rustling your clothes. The distant sound of galloping muffled by the sand could be heard approaching and you curiously turned to look where the sound was coming from.
A herd of centaurs were trotting along the beach. A pair of younger males were far in front of the others. You leaned on the railing and watched the two of them. Visually, they were polar opposites. The one on the left, or the one closest to you, had long blonde hair and pale skin that faded wonderfully into his almost golden coloured coat. And the other on the right had short black hair, and tanned skin that melded into pitch black fur. The only thing that these two seemed to have in common was a wide grin and a passion for racing one another.
You smiled fondly at the two and they seemed to notice you. The blonde offered a curt wave while the ravenette nodded his head in acknowledgement or as in to say 'sup. You waved back at the two before they turned and said something to one another. They were still pretty far down the coast before taking off. "Hey! You cheater!" The blonde yelled to the other who merely laughed. In no time, they were neck and neck, rushing past. They were at least a hundred feet away from where you leaned against the railing but you could still hear their laughter and loud banter with one another.
Before long, they were far past you and the rest of their herd had finally crossed where you had been standing. Who you could have only assumed was the herds leader, offered a kind smile and a wave. You waved back and watched as the rest of them trot by. Deciding you had finally taken in the scenery, you made your way down into the small town. There was a small Café you drove by on the way to your little motel that you decided you wanted to check out.
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monsterkinkmeme · 1 year
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Asexual human summons an incubus/succubus/concubus, for companionship, and not "lemonade". Demon finds comfort knowing they're there other than the use of their body. Invites other demon friends over for platonic cuddle pile sessions. No contracts exchanged, just snacks and forehead kisses.
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monsterkinkmeme · 1 year
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For a long time, merfolk went naked, not having any concept of clothing and finding them unnecessary. Then they discovered humans' wetsuit fabrics...
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monsterkinkmeme · 1 year
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A dragon rider sees his dragon as a mighty mount and a powerful weapon to rule over his kingdom. The dragon, on the other hand, sees the rider as a cute little pet who likes to ride on her back and makes adorable squeaky noises.
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The nine-headed Xiangliu of Chinese myth, the eight-headed Orochi of Japan, the seven-headed dragon of European Revalation, the six-headed Scylla of Greek lore, and the five-headed Tiamat of Babylonian legend were all in fact the same dragon: traveling around the world, and losing a head to the warriors of each place it laid siege to.
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monsterkinkmeme · 1 year
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A golem and an android, two artificial beings but one forged by magic and the other crafted by technology, become fast friends, despite their creators, a dark wizard and a mad scientist, being sworn enemies from different worlds.
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monsterkinkmeme · 1 year
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A couple of merfolk come ashore on halloween night, where people praise their "really cool mermaid costumes" and give them lots of candy. Never having tasted sweets before, they take a liking to the stuff and decide to take advantage of the special occasion.
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monsterkinkmeme · 1 year
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To a race of aliens with a brain not located in their heads, head amputation is a fairly common disability. As an interspecies medical professional, you're tasked with making a robotic prosthetic head for one of your clients.
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monsterkinkmeme · 1 year
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Most dragons breathe fire, or ice, or poison or lightning. You, however, are a dragon with the most absurd--and useless-- breath weapon of all.
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monsterkinkmeme · 2 years
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A wizard's final ingredient for his potion is a cup of minotauress's milk. Perhaps if he asks nicely...?
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monsterkinkmeme · 2 years
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You sell short-duration transformation potions, allowing the drinker to change themselves, either completely or partially, into another species for some variety in the bedroom.
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monsterkinkmeme · 2 years
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A human and a monster have been wanting a child, but unfortunately, they're genetically incompatible. However, one of them heard an interesting story. There's a shine to an ancient fertility deity deep in a forest. According to legend, if a couple makes love in the shrine, the deity may appear and bless them with a child. After some planning and budgeting of time and money, the couple is ready to go see if this deity can work a real miracle.
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