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Apparently my hobbies include:

Being ignored, made to feel like I'm the crazy one/in the wrong, not venting my feelings, chilling on the back burner, and being home all the time. K.

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Softest awoo omg

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Today

I was today years old (coincidentally enough, also my birthday) when I learned that I don't actually matter

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xxreallinkxx:

Twitch chat controlled a mechanical-bull-styled couch while someone is playing Smash

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God for fucking bid I ever get time to myself. I should not have to ask you to watch your own children. Your excuse is "you're a mom" WELL, YOU'RE A DAD.

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Is there a vine of Sean Connery saying "schmegma"? Asking for sciences.

#sean connery #actor #lol #what #duck butter #science #reasons #vine #loop

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He has a helmet

Unsolicited dick pic

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Unsolicited dick pic

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Anyone else feel likea drug lord when your spouse is in charge of the diaper bag?

This feels a little light

Did you pack it right?

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Bendydick Cucumbersnack

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https://www.instagram.com/p/BfZKrGWFVWx/

DISNEY PRINCESSES! THINK ABOUT IT!

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Blame it on the blue top, got you feelin dizzy

#pocoyo #mom life #toddlers #why