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Cats understand "naughty". In fact I think they're the only animal who understands it. Dogs know "good" and "bad" but not Naughty. Same with theft. Cats know what theft is. They know when they are thieving and you can see it on their faces. Squirrels are thieves but they don't know that. They know "take" and "have" but they don't comprehend what it is to steal. Nor do raccoons or coyotes or any species of rodent. They may participate in theft but they are ignorant of the weight of what they do, the full meaning of it. Cats know what crime is and they do it on purpose.

#usually thats why the christmas tree is attacked all that malice all year round #xmas tree is a malice outlet

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wheres seasons greasons

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If you think about it, technically an airplane can only fly when there is human blood inside of it

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#I have been waiting #6 years #to post this again

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Problem solved

literally why can’t i have long hair and short hair at the same time

#mullet #short and long at the same time

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It's spam

#not only is it funny #but who waited for the #special numbers #69 and 420 to pop up too #they had the time #and im here for it

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i saw some comments on tiktok where people were talking bout how they found tumblr too hard to use and part of it being that there was no lack of dates so “what if you reblog or like something from five years ago?!” 

buddy… we have posts circulating still from 2011, its literally just how it is

#so very true #color of the sky #obama and putin #dont miss the long ones

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uquiz that tells you what circle of hell you would go to

#im not sure #what happened here #but i think the #peacocks #are to blame

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hey

#that alien #is giving off #some serious #bi vibes

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Is this Scott Pilgrim vs. The World?

#good movie

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I thought it was gen z 's turn this time

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little feetsies

#cat #air guitar #hes a pro

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The fae smiled, sharply: “Give me your name, child.”

“Uhhhhh. Stick.”

“What.”

“Does Leaf work better? I’m just kinda looking around this clearing. Look, I’m trans, I haven’t decided on one yet, I’m throwing some spaghetti at the wall, you know how it is.”

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#this is either in a canadianhome #or a womans house #u know what #its prob a cdn women

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who wants to explore an abandoned tunnel with me it’ll be sexy i promise

#secret tunnel #im in

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Remember when Katara didn't kill her mothers killer AND also didn't forgive him also a good narrative

FUCK narratives that force a child to forgive their shitty parent out of guilt and/or obligation!!!

#atla #will always be my fave