For some reason I had a dream about The Walking Dead. It went like this:
“It is dark at night, a group of survivors is walking in a big and slightly dense forest with large trees and plenty of bushes, some dead and some living with dry yellow-ish leaves. The scene is brightened only by the light of the moon, and it is shining a convenient amount tonight.
The group sees in the distance, around half a kilometre away, a one-story building, some shop of sorts? Perhaps a storage facility? idk, they seemed interested in it.
Access to the place was stopped though, as there were dozens of zombies in front of the place, and they just got up.
The group observed the place, discussing how to reach it, almost wanting to give up on the idea of looking through it, but it seemed they were desperate for some supplies.
One man with a shaved head and wearing a military suit made his presence noted by walking out of the group slightly, directed towards the building. The others whispered something to him, but I was too eepy to hear it, and the man didn't listen either.
Whatever they said sounded like disencouragement, he pulled out a flip phone from his pocket and called someone... his wife.
(the following dialogue will be an estimation of what they said. It's been more than 24 seconds since I woke up, I can't remember shit!)
-Hey, why are you calling.
-Honey, I'm about to do something really stupid.
-Huh? What?
-I'm going to sprint, past a bunch of zombies.
He begins walking towards the place. The zombies start noticing him.
-But it's not gonna be a regular sprint... I'm gonna do a speedy sprint
He closes the phone and it disappears as he begins speedily sprinting past the zombies. They run behind him as he successfully manages to pass through all of them.
He proceeds to not walk into the building and instead lure all the zombies elsewhere.”
Then weird stuff happens, like a kid hitting a zombie with a fucking bamboo and the zombie taking it and saying “I'll turn everything you make into a disgrace, a nightmare, an evil” while hitting them, then the kid resets time and pulls out another bamboo and swordfights the zombie with bamboos, but it's been hours since I woke up and I've forgotten shit so much I can't even fill in the blanks in a logical manner
Oh, also, I never watched the show in my entire life. Pretty sure that's how it goes.
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hey, found this funny thing
it's the cover of an album by They Might Be Giants that reads:
“NANOBOTS / THEY MIGHT BE GIANTS”
and it's like no?
like, no they might not??
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can i be a catgirl .too
Sure! Of course!!! GO AHEAD!!! Anyone can be a catgirl, you know!!!
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*annoys you* >:]
You will never ever annoy me if you
Send me random anons
reply to my posts
send me an ask
reblog me
talk to me
say hello
give me random love
“bother” me
So please stop thinking otherwise.
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I don't get meals being a social event. I'm hungry and there's a food right in front of me yet you expect me to pay attention to you talking about thy peasant stuff?
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btw this fangame has been getting hella large in my head. It's like this 3 chapter 3D game with a simple and different story
in concept it's pretty similar to a swap AU where you just swap folks around but in practice it just seems like a different story played in the same universe with similar characters
you'd be playing as Susie and you would be really stressed and scared all the time and then really aggressive as a result (idk, I think that's how Susie works) and then you'd have to control your fear and stuff because fighting enemies under stress really sucks bla bla bla Kris annoys her by existing bla bla bla chaos and mischief with Lancer bla bla RK is the main villain apparently, idk, it's far easier to show than explain
what if I made a delta-rune fangame and named it gamma-rine?
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You'll be doing absolutely nothing in minecraft and suddenly the most majestic melancholic music will begin playing and you're just like Something Just Happened
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Firefox Niko has became real. Browse some pancakes online with style.
PNG version! Juust in caseee... yknooowww
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