me? letting an entire fic play out in my head from beginning to end and not writing a single thing down, thus forever sealing it in my brain as a self-indulgent relic that will never see the light of day??聽
it鈥檚 exactly as likely as you think
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everything in moderation. except garlic
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"i fucked your wife"/"i'm having sex with your wife"/"i'm cucking you": comedy
"i'm helping your wife with household chores"/"i'm taking your wife out to a nice dinner and show after she's had a long day at work"/"i'm bonding with your children over family gatherings": peak comedy
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'thats probably fine' is my favourite thing to say after seeing something that is incredibly obviously not fine. it is very played out and i will never ever stop doing it
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I did survive, but at what cost 馃ゲ
What's gonna happen when, if ever, Dream does a face reveal and does stuff with Sapnap irl and we get to see the loving look Sapnap and Dream are gonna share? What's gonna happen to us then, huh? How are we meant to survive?
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Best boy
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"Un verre 脿 moiti茅 plein ou 脿 moiti茅 vide 莽a fait toujours une bonne soir茅e." 馃
Christopher Jacky
Gif de Sonnette
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Ex-fuking-cuse me?? Is Dream being for real right now? I'm gonna loose it
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Dream cannot be posting eye selfies right now, what's wrong with him!
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George has to stream without his cam on or else
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Since I discovered MCC I've always watched dreams side, but maybe I'll watch Punzs tomorrow ;;;;
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