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Black Butterfly

And that’s how Wednesday Addams succumbs to the hellscape that is human emotion.

Enid’s eyes widen in surprise, before she’s rushing in to pull Wednesday into a hug. At this point Wednesday’s familiar with the process. She wraps her arms around Enid’s shoulders, buries her face into Enid’s neck. Thinks mine.

She’s aware of Ajax’s eyes on them from the courtyard. Wednesday doesn’t make any move to pull away, but instead meets his bewildered gaze over Enid’s shoulder -

And flips him off.

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Or, where hugging kind of becomes Wednesday and Enid's thing

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Title: The M.I.L.F Next Door [Art] Link: Click Here To View and Comment Artist: inkedauthority Find them on: -Twitter: inkedauthority -Tumblr: @inkedauthority Title: The MILF Next Door Link: Click Here To Read and Comment Author: misscanteloupe Find them on: -Twitter: misscanteloupe -Tumblr: @misscanteloupe Rating: Mature Warning(s): No Archive Warnings Apply Words: 32k Summary: “Do you think she’s pretty?”

“Yes. I think she’s really… pretty,” Emma coughs. Hopes she can pass off her tomato face as a heat symptom.

“And smart?”

“Mhmm.”

“And nice?”

“Kid, if this is your way of interrogating me for your mom’s friendship, then yes. I think she’s super pretty, super smart, and super nice. Sometimes,” Emma adds as an afterthought. Because Regina can still be a Super Bitch. “She’s also a total MILF, so there’s that.”

Henry wrinkles his nose. “What’s a MILF?”

“Madame I’d like to friend.”

“Oh.”

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Emma: So you’ve been living in another time? Or another version of time?

Regina *sigh*: Something like that, I guess there are more realms and realities existing at once than we can ever hope to imagine.

Emma: Do you think there’s one...no...I...

Regina: Is there one what?

Emma: One where we didn’t miss our chances, one where you and I weren’t just an ‘almost’ but an ‘ever after’?

Regina *smiles wistfully*: I hope so.

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Emma: Check out the shirt I just got made! Look! *unzips hoodie to reveal ‘Emma Fucking Swan’ shirt*

Snow: Nice, I guess..

Regina: I got one too, Snow.. *takes off jumper, shows ‘Fucking Emma Swan’ shirt*

Snow: *spits out coffee*

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Emma : Sooo... How the most beautiful woman in the world doing?

Regina : I don't know, how are...

Rumple, from another room : Belle is fine thanks!

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#swan queen #oh my sexual tension

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Yesterday I went to dinner to catch up with my buddy from the math department, and he told me this story about how he ran the city marathon in 2 hours, 59 minutes. That’s an amazing time. He was 19th out of thousands. 

He was doing pretty well for the first half, but then his ankle started to hurt. He slowed down for a bit, but then this girl he passed before passed him, and he started overthinking whether or not it was awkward to pass the same person multiple times, and, like, what if they small-talked about it? He decided it was better to pass her and stay ahead, so he picked up the pace. A few miles later, he fell in with two dude-bros who started talking to him. Not pleased to find himself in the company of dude-bros, he pulled ahead once again. This continued for a while; every time he got closed to a group of other marathoners, his social anxiety kicked in and he ran faster because he felt nervous being near people. 

TL;DR A mathematician ran an record marathon to avoid making small-talk with randos. He introverted his way into qualifying for the Boston marathon. 

#ME

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If a toy from Toy Story died, the kids wouldn’t know, and the other toys would have to watch the kids play with their corpses.

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i promise falling for me won’t be a mistake…

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“So why you think we both run around in circles…” (x)

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the sq part of an alternate opening for once upon a time storybrooke

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minimalist meme: → diana, wonder woman

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