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#they are everything to me #dungeon meshi #q

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edit: THIS POST BREACHED THE CONTAINMENT OF THE TARGET AUDIENCE, "28-YEAR-OLDS WHO SAW THEIR FIRST ANIMES IN PIECES ON YOUTUBE DURING THEIR TEENAGE YEARS." PEOPLE WHO WATCHED SAILOR MOON WHILE SIPPING APPLEY JUICE IN PRESCHOOL I'M SORRY I GUESS THIS ONE MAYBE ISN'T FOR YOU

#I LOVE THAT WOLF'S RAIN IS ON HERE I FEEL CALID IN THIS CHILI'S TONIGHT #VALID* #q

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more chilchuck and da kids

#dungeon meshi #q

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#lithuiben #q

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Clint you've got to be fucking kidding me

#q #sdv

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#lang #words #q

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sealing a tomb with wards that only respond to the emperors dna call that a johnlock

#alectopause #the locked tomb #q

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sequence of dyke drama in atn is like so: harrow gets furious that ianthe fooled around with gideon while she was gone (tried to do surgery on her), attacks ianthe with skeletons -> this gets ianthe wet -> gideon gets mad harrow is attacking someone ELSE with skeletons instead of her -> gideon starts flirting with ianthe in front of harrow to make her jealous -> ianthe flirts back because she loves it when harrow is mad at her -> all of this drives them into ianthe's most heavily anticipated threesome but she spends the whole time in a chair to the side while harrow and gideon cry on each other and have something that technically could count as sex (alecto is also there but she's just standing in a corner)

#alectopause #the locked tomb #q

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me when i wanna talk about my special interests but i got the vampire autism where you gotta invite me to talk about smth first, otherwise i wont say shit or dont know what to say because i feel like im annoying

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people born in 24 Are 2000 now

#silas #q

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Candy cane snail, Liguus virgineus, Orthalicidae

This arboreal species is found in Haiti and the Dominican Republic

Photo 1 by pedrogenarorodriguez and 2 by margomora

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a raven father (i call him "pants") I've been feeding sometimes likes to sit outside my window and either wait for more food or just listen to the stuff I'm watching while I draw. Today's a colder day so he likes to fluff up a bit, and I kid you not :

this is an accurate representation of my view

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#afbnfjdcbg absolutely a lie but that's too funny not to reblog #človeška ribica #q

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learning that apparently several hundred people have been pronouncing 'miette' as 'mighty' has actively worsened my day

#that poll took 2 years off my life #not expecting everyone to instinctively know how to pronounce foreign words but like. #you see a foreign word and apply some very loose english phonetic rules to it just cause? #q

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Rereading The Hobbit, like you do, and when the party gets to Rivendell the narrator says “I wish I had time to tell you even a few of the tales or one or two of the songs that they heard in that house.”

And like. Jirt. My man.

I know it’s for narrative effect, but nothing I have ever read in my entire life has been less believable than Tolkien himself writing that he doesn’t have time to include a song.

#lotr #q

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never will forget the gay porn I watched where the director quietly told the bottom to “lose the anime voice” and you could see overwhelming disillusionment form in his eyes

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