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Alucard & Friends By Vicky Hernandez

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Alucard’s fashion By Mindy Lee

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🕷️lowtrips🕷️

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big boobs ⁉⁉

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Works in Aug 2023

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there is no heterosexual explanation for this

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As a person who reads X Readers, can y'all put a damn warning before you just make an OC and put me in the role of your OC?

I'm sorry, but no, I don't want to be a freckled, curly haired redhead named Bella and pretending your work is an X Reader and not an X OC is a bastard ass thing to do.

Eat dirt.

#x reader #x oc #Tag your fics correctly #orbs #self insert

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this has got to be one of my favourite genders

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I knew shit was going a little too well. The living situation that was promised to us has just been pulled out from under us, so we have nowhere to go when we get kicked out in three months. We don’t know what we are going to do now.

Voice over Ko-Fi commissions are PAY WHAT YOU WANT. I’ll do literally anything. DM me your commission details either on here or on Discord (same user name).

Edit: Price is now “pay what you want”

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what the fuck is he even talking about

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Hair + Clothes swap!

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Life in an Autism World

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taylor swift is neither tortured nor is she any kind of poet lol

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Viola the circus elephant didn't escape, she politely removed herself from an uncomfortable situation. role model to us all

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Ron and Brett’s first greeting fucking kills me

Let me break it down, because it all happens so quickly, and I want to illustrate how awkward it was.

First, it starts off okay, but while Ron was going in for a handshake (because he doesnt know Brett all that well), Brett is going in for a HUG (probably because he’s so excited to meet Ron). Common mistake, we’ve all been there.

Brett “He liked how firm my handshake was” Hand tries to accommodate by changing to a handshake, but Ron’s socially awkward ass switches his hand for no reason so they’re both using the wrong hand for it.

They both decide to forget the handshake for a hug, if only to end this shit quicker, but…

Brett accidentally rips off Ron’s name tag and the sticky side gets caught on his face.

Brett seems apologetic and Ron laughs it off, and it seems like it’s not that bad…

Until Brett accidentally smacks Ron in the face…

And then Ron goes all “survival mode” and automatically smacks Brett back. Was he offended? Did Brett smack him so hard that he instinctively thought they were gonna brawl? Is Ron’s first response to potential violence, accidental or not, to automatically throw hands? Who knows.

And poor Reagan is standing there, forced to witness this travesty.