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it's cool how these cost almost as much as my house

#the future!

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me & my ex wife in divorce court trying to get the dog to choose which one of us he wants to go with

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On days where you feel like a fat, gay freak of nature, I often find it helpful to stop and think, "Haha, awesome."

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I need your lowest quality urn for my disgraced grandfather's fetid ashes

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#BRUSSY??????

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Are women who read bara fujoshis or is that another thing

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#LMFAO

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Super big video, pay attention if you're on data lol

#star wars

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letitia_ann_clark

#these are my fav

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Behold an easy top 10 tiktok of all time

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Sunday Maul again <3

#star wars #fav

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#lmao #this is the shit that makes me not take this website seriously no offense

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This guy always takes his chocolate art to the next level!!... Omg!!

(Source)

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I think a cocaine addiction is more ethical than owning four homes in the new york metro area.

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here’s the closeted furries “hey man… can u bum me a cig” and “the one uncle nobody invites to the family reunion but SOMEONE keeps telling him where it is anyways”

if you want an idea of what john is like, imagine hau from pokemon sumo

ALSO the ppl who kept asking me for trans thomas art, HERE he’s trans in this au (; 

ft John: