meohme-thedorklord

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i know it's kinda silly

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awake

#reylo #♥️

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Have a meh #NFTday if you endorse 😑

The rest of you, my arty-farty lovelies, have a magnificent day 🥰

I created this #NFT for everyone who wants to join Team #Sauron on his AARGH 🏴‍☠️ adventures.

You can make it yours for only 1 “Like 🖤” or you can PayPal me € 567 000 💅

#the rings of power #lord of the rings #Sauron #Sauron and his stupid helmet #pirates of the caribbean #NFT crap

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Pirates of the Southlands

Part 1: The Curse of the Rickety Raft

Happy Talk Like A Pirate Day arrrgh! 🏴‍☠️

Join this brave and silly duet on their new adventures at sea.

Will our salty Lady of the Light succumb to her desire to drown her scabby companion - the Dork Lord?

Will Halbrand stop knowingly smirking every time the scorching sun shines through Galadriel’s soggy Elven pyjamas?

…or will they give in to their angry lust?

#halbrand #the rings of power #sauron #haladriel #saurondriel #lotr #galadriel #charlie vickers #morfydd clark #pirates of the caribbean #arrgh

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The Rings of Power rewatch: 1x02

Give me your hand! Bind yourself to me!

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Anyways here’s my little Human Halbrand AU drawing where King Halbrand and Queen Galadriel are married and peacefully rule The Southlands together 🥰 they’re also expecting a child :3

(Repost from twt)

#the happy smiles on their faces 🥹 #haladriel #the bump 🥹

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Happy #ActorsDay! 🎭

…and the award goes to… 🥁🥁🥁🥁

Sauron on Halbrand’s “deathbed”! 🙄

#halbrand #the rings of power #sauron #charlie vickers

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NEW TITLE ALERT!

“Stronger Than the Foundations of the Earth” by Mai Ron

An Earth-shattering tale of two Valinorean dummies who refuse to admit the have a case of hornies for each other.

How long can then deny their dark desires?

(The answer is: Not long - they get down to “business” on page 69 😎)

——- Oh!

And happy Buy A Book Day, you library nerds!

Go and buy a Kofi for your favourite writers! 😘

#halbrand #the rings of power #sauron #haladriel #saurondriel #galadriel #charlie vickers #morfydd clark #romance novel cover #buy a book day

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Galadriel’s Monster

Fourth Age: The Return From The Void

The Fourth Age has come. The Middle-earth belongs to the Men now. Everybody - the Elves and the Ainur livepeacefully in Valinor... well - almost everybody.

Galadriel, tarnished by nightmares about her once-foe, seeks council with the mighty Valar, hoping to get a remedy for her millennia-long anguish.

She secretly knows it's about the closure - she might be at peace with Sauron 's banishment... but what about the "Man" Halbrand ?

The Valar, to Galadriel's horror, decide to bring Mairon back from the Void and make her his guardian. However, there is a condition - neither Artanis nor Mairon cannot set foot in Valinor until she determines the Maia is ready to start his atonement among the Valinorean Folk.

To the mighty Ainur - this is an experiment. To the Elven Queen - this is a very bad idea... until it isn't 👀

Will they ever come back from the South Lands of Aman?

Will Silver Clam ever forgive her for leaving him and not asking him to join her? Why is the Maia in a coma? And why his form is that of Halbrand?

Who knows... Who cares... as long “things happens” 👀

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By the way, belated Happy Frankenstein Day and Mary Shelley Birthday!

#haladriel #saurondriel #artarion #halbrand #the rings of power #sauron #galadriel #mary shelley #frankenstein day

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Aman’s Lovers

True art worthy of Rembrandt Harmenszoon van Rijn?

High Impressionism portraying human nature and desires?

Or just photoshopped blurry screenshot?

I guess we’ll never know! 🤷‍♀️ #MysteriesOfArt

#haladriel #saurondriel #halbrand #the rings of power #sauron #galadriel #charlie vickers #morfydd clark #Rembrandt-worthy or digital scam?

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The Adventures of the Hat

@eowyn7023 - yes, the hat was made for a cosplay. I found it online, I loved it, I took it and made it Sauron’s 😌

So enjoy the evil, no good, very bad sexy Sauron and his headpiece (which is still way better than the spiky monstrosity 💅)!

Veni Vidi Vici (aka Too Soon? )

In this piece Sauron is visiting his favourite place in Eregion. Sadly, as it had happened quite often with him, he had thrown a temper tantrum in mid-SA and there isn’t much left of the once-mighty Ost-in-Edhil

Maiar Magazine

This photoshoot was sparked by Sauron’s burning desire to show off the shit he took of Adar after murdering the poor bastard in the most brutal ways 😏

And he didn’t really care for the Sexiest Ainur Alive title since he proceeded and spent the rest of his physical existence covering his beautiful mug with a spiky bucket 😭

Barbion the Admirably Pink

…I don’t know what happened, guys!

I was just playing with some stupid AI online and this plastic #Halbrand made an appearance 🤷‍♀️

It’s nasty and funny at the same time… so, I guess, enjoy the last instalment of the #Barbie movie!

There will be no sequel - Mairon’s cat ate the scriptwriter.

#sauron #halbrand #the eye of sauron #cosplay #shekshee evil daddy #I really hate Sauron’s spiky armour #charlie vickers

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#reylo #my fave artists of the Internet

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Barbion the Admirably Pink

…I don’t know what happened, guys!

I was just playing with some stupid AI online and this plastic #Halbrand made an appearance 🤷‍♀️

It’s nasty and funny at the same time… so, I guess, enjoy the last instalment of the #Barbie movie!

There will be no sequel - Mairon’s cat ate the scriptwriter.

#halbrand #the rings of power #sauron #charlie vickers #barbie the movie #fantastic plastic #there’s something seriously wrong with this Barbie

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Horny and the Pissed

This epoch’s epic #fairytale like no other is brought to you by the infamous #MordorStudios.

Immerse yourself in the world of the classic enemies-to-lovers trope sprinkled with the good old fashioned sexy time and angry dialogue (aka little Noldorean gremlin growling at the tol-boi Maia).

It’s a rom-com. It’s a thriller. It’s a fantasy porn! 🙌🥳🥳🥳

So grab your toys and watch Halbrand’s head flippers (aka ears) turn red at the sight of the Elven maiden’s ankles!

#halbrand #the rings of power #sauron #haladriel #lotr #saurondriel #galadriel #beauty and the beast

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Incorrect Haladriel Quote

Halbrand: "In 10 years, I will be Galadriel's second husband."

Celebrimbor (or whoever): "Second? What happened to her first?"

Halbrand: "Nothing anyone can prove."

Has this one been done yet? I hope not lol

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My holy trinity: the ears, the mole, and the height difference 😌

#haladriel #saurondriel #halbrand #galadriel #the rings of power #I may need to open a Redbubble shop bc I need it as a sticker 😅

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I’m in 👀

bloo skoi: mememe (the dork lord)

instagram: the.dork.lord

#halbrand #the rings of power #sauron #haladriel #lotr #saurondriel #galadriel #Bluesky