I have decided to be a freak forever
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''dont spam rb/like'' coward. pussy. you will never survive the winter
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Honestly if Abe had just gone up to Clinton in New York and said he was there to kidnap Arnold, I don鈥檛 think Clinton would have had a problem with that.
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not my prodigal ass returning
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Me in 2018: I can't thirst post that's embarrassing
Me now: I know he nuts loud and abundant
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inspired by boop day, reblog this post if its ok for people to send you random asks and interact on your posts with no judgement. i want to talk to people.
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but if I don't get weird and horny about this then who will
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Seth Numrich - Inside Turn: Our Man In New York
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ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to be a stressed adult male protagonist splashing water on his face in the bathroom
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