I can totally see old man Chaol casually saying to his grandkids ‘ you know kids i used to fuck the queen of Terrasen .’ And just Yrene glaring at him
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ld like two letters of bleach please
yes for my eyes
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Babylonian era problems. (photo via tbc34)
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I thought that was a beauxbatons but nooooo
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My life before books was so lame
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Flirting 101
Instructor: Now, the trick is to protect your girl from danger. Have any of you put her in life-threatening situations before?
Four: I threw knives at her.
Peeta: I tried to strangle her once.
Jace: Well, I.. there are a lot of instances.
Will: Same here.
Instructor: ...
Ron: I left her without thinking we were chased by Dark Wizards.
Julian: We once turned into giants because I loved her though it was illegal and she was close to burning.
Harry: Some guy wanted to kill me so as she was in relationship with me, she was always in danger.
Edward: I left her and she tried committing suicide by jumping off a cliff. But hey, we didn't mean to do it. Please believe us!!
Instructor: ...
Instructor: Class dismissed.
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Reblog if you have mourned the death of a fictional character.
If you do not reblog this, you are in fact lying.
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*presses the button* *worships the button* *becomes the button*
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I won’t kiss you. It might get to be a habit and I can’t get rid of habits.
F. Scott Fitzgerald / Head and Shoulders (via bnmxfld)
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