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[mayfriend]

one of the worst things abt chronic fatigue and chronic pain is the boredom. rendered incapable of doing anything and the pain and fatigue is so taxing that your brain can't handle doing engaging things. your brain gets tired. too tired to think sometimes. but you're still aware. so then comes the boredom. just yearning for any kind of activity but being denied it because you just don't have the space for it. the worst thing abt pain and fatigue is that it's banal.

#this is so real #cfs tag

[mayfriend]

looking for fics about your favorite character on ao3 be like:

dont care

dont care

dont care

what the actual fuck

dont care

ooh that sounds- what the fuck

unfinished

don't care

the best fic ive ever read in my life. this absolutely ruined me and ill never be the same ever again

dont care

#prev REAL #sometimes what you're looking for is human teeth

[mayfriend]

also after walking into a pyre to die at the lowest moment of her 14 year old life and instead of burning to death enacting the miracle from her prophetic dreams that everyone in her family died and failed trying to do that brings magic back into the world for the first time in 300 years and three dragons who are loyal only to her and the next day there’s a giant red comet in the sky. what is this tenth grader supposed to do NOT suspect a little bit that she’s the messiah.

#daenerys targaryen #asoiaf

[mayfriend]

jon & danny wip

#holy shit??? THEY????? #i love this style so much omg #fanart #asoiaf #jon snow #daenerys targaryen

[mayfriend]

You know what, props to Jon Snow for being the greatest wedding planner of all time. My boy managed to arrange a wedding that broke like every social norm in the north, between groups that have warred for MILLENIA!! and officiated by a foreign religion! Crazy that no one died like there wasn’t wasn’t even a lil scuffle. Some people can’t even get through a wedding without murdering their guest which btw indicates a lack of skill on the planner’s side I'm afraid. After the events of the past year, his services are desperately needed because how were people getting anything done before him??

#'modern au!jon is a soldier' 'modern au!jon is a police offer' 'modern au!jon is a student'-- #NO. modern au!jon is an events planner. you know it in your heart to be true

[mayfriend]

one thing about me is that I'll never move on, if I said goodbye to you 10 years ago I still miss you today

#yeah. yeah #about me

[mayfriend]

I don't just want him to lose the election I want him to die

#i know this is probably abt trump #but i would like to extend this to every tory. with an extra helping for boris who somehow still has a seat

[mayfriend]

sorry i can't come in to work today. yeah sorry they killed me off last night. yeah i just wasn't relevant to the plot anymore. i should be in tomorrow but i'll let you know.

[mayfriend]

positive affirmations for the day: i would intrigue doctor house so much with my mystery symptoms and he would insult me in so many different ways

#house i am begging u for a diagnosis for something curable. even just treatable. im on my knees #house md #gregory house

[mayfriend]

im noticing that for a lot of americans “free palestine” has been an ideological motto and symbol rather than them actually believing in their heart that freedom is attainable and necessary

#palestine #genocide #important #correct takes

[mayfriend]

I'm sorry for interrupting, but as a diabetic. My unemployment claim has not been processed for 6 months, and I cannot afford insulin that costs $450. I would appreciate any assistance, whether that's sharing my pinned post or making a financial contribution.

This is a scammer. Their blog is only three days old, and although the link in their pinned post says it's a GoFundMe, it isn't. In addition, someone in the notes of that post has already identified them as a scammer. Their profile pic is a screenshot of a screenshot. Do not give them any money, they are not in need.

#donation scam #clearcoffeereview #from the bottom of my heart: how do you sleep at night?

[mayfriend]

My absolute hottest take is that, from a culturally relative perspective, no food is bad. None of it. It's an expression of culture, art, history, ecology, material conditions, subjective taste. It's all inedible pap to somebody and the taste of childhood for someone else. Americans be eating cheesed burger. Pea wet is as good as gravy in Wigan. The French eat snails and the Inuit eat seal, the Germans eat sauerkraut and the Russians drink kvass, the Inca ate cavy and the Romans ate flamingo. People around the world have been eagerly awaiting their serving of simple bread or thin porridge or fermented milk product or pickled whatever-the-fuck since we learned to cook food over fire. We all love the slop we grew up eating. Food is a reflection of millennia of culture and loving human artistic expression. Attempting to extrapolate largely harmless online food banter into actual serious comparative rankings or half-baked critical analyses of cultures based on how much you subjectively don't like what they eat is a miserable way to live. Live a little. Peace and love on the only planet with food.

#correct takes #op i love u

[mayfriend]

fallout tv series + onion headlines, okey dokey?

#fallout #fallout spoilers #lucy maclean #the ghoul #dogmeat #knight maximus #steph harper #hank maclean #norm maclean

[mayfriend]

every bit you delete from your computer gets escorted out through the power cord and shot in the back of the head

#isnt this what happens in wreck it ralph

[mayfriend]

Do British people refer to Jay-Z as "Jay-Zed"?

british people are unfamiliar with music or musicians

#its true. i dont know ehat those words mean

[mayfriend]

every film maker should have one thing in mind: will this be a good gif?

[mayfriend]

fuck you forever sweater vest hand-knit by me

#BROOO #art