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maxwell--lord · 21 days
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I want to start this with how I have not read this yet.
It's 8am where I am, I have just barely woke up because my son (ezra) woke me, when I seen this and I am groggy and was very perplexed by this ask... that took me more than 5 minutes to figure out (it was a notification on my phone and all it said was ezra+bath oil+ kitties and go) LOL
It was very funny to me so I just had to share what happened... hahaha
Anyways, I'm gonna eat breakfast and read this now! Thanks for the early morning giggle lol
ezra + bath oil + titties
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You absolute menace ily hahaha. Initially I was just going to do a short lil drabble that was a continuation of our disgusting musings about this man, but then I said why not make this into an entire feature in honor of @swiftiscruff's Friendship Exchange? You know, give our boy Ezra some real time to shine, and all in the name of celebrating friendships formed over that little verbose slut?
So, here is my Ezra oil shower titty fic dedicated to the lovely Kelli in celebration of the Friendship Exchange.
𝗔𝘄𝗮𝘀𝗵 𝗶𝗻 𝗬𝗼𝘂
PAIRING(s): Ezra x fem!reader RATING: explicit material | 18+ WORD COUNT: 3k CONTENT: AU where Cee doesn't exist sorry lmao, established relationship, titty fixation, edible/food safe bathing oils, Ezra comes with his own warning, egalitarian assplay, cumplay, fabric washcloth used as gripping agent
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Your nose for the most part had become blind to Ezra’s signature, tangy musk that edged into a ripe stench on hotter days. Even though you’d settled into the outskirts of a modest trading town and begun taking on the doldrums of keeping house, Ezra hadn’t fallen from his habit of going a little too long in between bath days. In times past he would go unshowered due to lack of amenities – the worlds you’d traveled and harvested from had hardly offered much in the way of hygienic routine – but now there was no such obstacle. He could bathe any time he wished and take as long as he pleased. You had your own home together now, one you were building upon each and every day, but the transient, unpredictable life that had become so ingrained into him was hard to shake. The notion of permanence was fleeting no matter how many days passed under your roof.
You, on the other hand, had become part fish since putting down roots here. There was a bathtub and a separate shower, and you craved the warm pool of water to soak in after a long day. Ezra liked to give you grief for wasting such a precious resource as water even though this planet was abundant in it. And yet, his admonishing never kept him from slipping into the wash room to ogle your bare form in the bath. You just wish every now and then he’d partake himself.
“The suns in all their unwavering glory has me feeling wrung of every bit of moisture,” he huffs as he fills a glass with something to wet his tongue and flood his scratchy, dry throat. “It’s good fortune that we needn’t adorn ourselves in protective suits here. I can only imagine the sort of foul fog that would cling to me then.”
You’re well aware of the second sun’s habit of becoming unbearable in these few weeks that your now home planet rotates closer to it. Your skin is sticky and wet with exertion, but at least all the growth pods you and Ezra have worked so tirelessly to establish are flourishing. They needed as much extra attention as any human on this planet did during these hotter spells. Soon enough you will forget all about the vehement heat when you and Ezra take your yields to the market during The Great Exchange and come home with lighter wagons and heavier pockets.
You accept the glass from Ezra and drink down whatever he’d poured. The cool creep of it down your throat already feels one step closer to equilibrium. “I guess we should wash up before we get the entire house dirty,” you reason.
“Hm, I suppose we should.”
You trod upstairs to the bathroom and bite back a scream when you see Ezra procure one entirely too small washcloth from the cabinet.
“You’re only washing at the sink?” you ask in what you pray isn’t a too panicked timbre.
“You don’t think the sink is robust enough to address my filth?”
You scrunch your nose, and that’s all the answer he needs. He chuckles a little and sets the singular washcloth aside. It already has smudges of who knows what just from him handling it.
“Tell me what you propose, my Little Gem.” He has an easy smile and those dangerous, glittery eyes fixed onto you.
“I mean, if you’re too tired I could, you know, I wouldn’t mind getting you washed up.” You shrug as though it’s enough to offset your way too eager proposition.
“You believe my own efforts are inferior?” he teases. “My Little Gem needs to take matters into her own hands and not rely on the fates?”
“Well, you’re always talking about wasting water. Wouldn’t it be saving water if we showered together?”
He cocks an eyebrow. “You would forgo your hallowed soak just to bathe with me, Little Gem?”
“I’m way too gross to just get into a bath. It’d just be sitting in a pool of my own funk. This level of gross calls for a full on shower, I think.”
“And you’ll tend to me in there?” he purrs as he steps closer to you and curves his hands over your hips. The pungent tang of his body makes your nose scrunch again.
“Much to tend to, it seems,” he remarks in response to your overt repulsion.
You need to take Ezra up on his noncommittal commitment of getting into the shower with you before he changes his mind. You quickly concoct a plan to hold his attention and agreeability in the small shower. You grab the soaking oil you drizzle into your baths on especially achy days and prop it on the shower ledge. You start peeling off grimy, damp layers of clothing and nod to Ezra, who begins doing the same.
You cross the room to where you stow your accessories and extras and grab a few items to pin your hair back. The last thing you need is something getting in the way of you giving him a thorough scrub down. Ezra saunters after you like a cat on the prowl, eyes roaming greedily up and down. Before he can derail the entire enterprise, you slink into the shower and start the water.
The initially cool spray is a contrary sensation to the heat emanating from your skin, but it quickly warms to a soothing slip. The stall darkens as he steps inside, broad shoulders blocking out the light struggling to filter in through the expanse of him. His frame was a thickened amalgamation of corded musculature padded in the softened flesh of a satiating supper every evening. The work here kept him lean for the most part, but you much preferred this iteration of him – all brawn and lithe but with the markers of an untroubled life.
“It seems all displeasure with my hygiene is forgotten once I’m naked as the day I was born,” he murmurs low and self-satisfied.
You roll your eyes but know he’s correct. A lover as competent and enthusiastic as Ezra meant overlooking other personal drawbacks wasn’t too difficult. “I’m sizing up my work,” you protest.
“And what do you make of its sizing?” he purrs with a gentle roll of his hips against you.
You knew this was where things would go almost immediately, and yet you still had the nerve to be caught off guard. “Ezra,” you grit out. You guide him under the stream and tell him to stay put while you grab the stack of washcloths you’ll need.
Upon your return you note the ashen brown water falling from him and circling the drain. “I must admit–” he says through the water rushing over him. Your eyes catch the flex of his biceps as he raises his arms up to work the water through his hair and scalp. “–There is something quite divine about the ritual. All sins washed away. A clean slate. A pure soul ready to be defiled once again. Isn’t that right, Little Gem?”
“What?” you mumble absentmindedly, too preoccupied on ogling the trail of water snaking down his torso and into the thicket of brown coarse hairs below his waist.
He only grins with a devious slant to his mouth and pulls you under the spray with him. His hands wander across your body in a lazy exploration. The only thing keeping you from abandoning your task altogether and just letting him take you right there in the shower is the persistent odor still clinging to him, now taking on a damp quality that only heightens the earthy grub and grit components within.
“Take a seat on the ledge, Ezra.”
He gropes the curve of your ass and presses a few kisses to the column of your neck before complying. “I’m at your disposal.” He spreads his arms open, inviting the work and focus of your hands on him.
You avoid looking at his half hard cock bobbing gently with every movement and soap up the first cloth. You try to avoid the snare of his gaze as you begin scrubbing his face, but he catches you with it as you lather through his beard. The corner of his mouth pulls up, an instant reassurance that he knows exactly the effect he has on you.
His face is a brighter, pinker vision once you rinse it, and it solidifies your resolve to scrub every inch of this man while he’s indulging your whim. His hands roam up and down your legs as you scratch and scour his hair. The fragrance of the soap combined with the purged dirt fills the space. You move to your hands and knees and start scrubbing from toe to knee then thigh to groin. He surprisingly doesn’t make too much of a fuss, which is good considering it takes three separate washcloths to get that section entirely cleaned.
“Surely I’ve indulged your caretaking long enough to have earned a different kind of corporeal attention?” He leans forward and noses at your neck and earlobe, and your body shivers despite the warm rush of water trailing down your back.
“Grab that bottle to your left,” you order as you start scrubbing down his torso. Your breath catches when your wrist bumps into his fully hardened, weeping cock, and you catch the curve of a smirk playing on his mouth. He holds up the unlabeled bottle and gives it a questioning shake. 
“An aphrodisiac?” His eyebrow cocks in devilish curiosity.
“Bath oil,” you snort. “You can, um, put some on me while I’m working on you. You know, just so it has time to soak in before I wash up, too. If you don’t mind.”
His eyes narrow and pull the edge of his mouth upward. He sees right through you, just like he always does. “Here I was thinking my purest Little Gem wouldn’t resort to such lowly deceit and bribery.” He pops the cap of the bath oil open and drizzles a moderate amount into his hand before setting the bottle aside again. He’s clearly amused with the ruse you’ve concocted, but unfettered exploration of your body is apparently a bribe he’s willing to accept.
“Resume your venture to free me from all the remnants of my labors,” he obliges.
“You know, you could just say ‘keep scrubbing me because I know I still smell’, Ez.”
He grins and raises his hands until they hover above your chest, little trickling lines of oil falling onto the slope of your breasts and dripping down slowly. You push your tongue against the back of your teeth to keep yourself grounded. If Ezra decided to start toying with you, you didn’t stand a chance at resisting his efforts.
You slather his arms from wrist to shoulder and work your way to his torso. Meanwhile he grazes a slick finger against your nipples in a ghost of a touch that has you subconsciously chasing his hand. You finish underneath each of his armpits, and, just when he’s behaved himself long enough to catch you off guard, he flicks one of your nipples hard with the edge of a fingernail. A shaky gasp of sharp pleasure flies from your throat quickly followed by a second one when he does it to the other side.
“See to my hindparts, won’t you?” he solicits with a deceptively innocent expression.
You clench your teeth together and take a step forward so you can reach over his shoulders and wash his back. He dips his head and takes as much of your breast into his mouth as he can and suctions with as much strength as he can exert. You yelp and attempt to release the clutch of his mouth from your sensitive bud, but he only sucks harder with a satisfied groan. His arms circle around each of your legs and cause you to lose your footing, which he uses as a distraction to switch sides.
Little pinpricks of purple have cropped up in a bloom of red from where he already sucked, and the force of his pull now promises no different for the other side. He loved to do this to you – get you off kilter, overstimulated, and seeking out more, often all at once. Your breaths come out whiny as he latches and pulls on your nipples and tissue.
“Ez,” you gasp. “I’m–I have to–to finish.”
He grips the flesh of your ass and pulls one cheek aside so that he can deftly push a thick fingertip into your puckering rim. It glides in with no resistance, and you almost think the oil wasn’t even necessary with how much you ached for him to fill you there. He pulls away just enough to disorient you with his intoxicating diction.
“Perhaps before our wash is complete, you’ll be beseeching me just to feel the breadth of me cleaving you apart,” he husks. “Nearly weeping for me to bury my cock in this hole just as you did only two nights ago.”
 “It feels good,” you mewl weakly. 
He hums low and gravelly in agreement as he resumes his ministrations on your breasts. The tip of his finger plunges shallow, a slow in and out, and you know it’s just to tease you for what you won’t get until you are begging him for it. You think that he must revel in the sway he has over you when he so fervently succumbs to you. There’s something so raw and vulnerable in the way he cannot deny his devotion and attachment to you, and so he must have some part of you in the same way as to not feel entirely powerless.
You’re panting despite exerting very little energy at the moment. “I-I really need to finish washing you u—”
He pops off with a loud smack and abruptly stands. He crowds you against the corner and props a foot up on the ledge, caging you in with his cock right at your eye level. Your hands rush with a washcloth and soap, now more greedy to feel him than cleanse him. You lather his entire groin area and resist the urge to lick up the beads of precum dribbling from his ruddy tip. Your eyes keep traveling up to meet his where he watches down on you with an almost omnipotent, divine consideration.
The last washcloth falls to the shower floor, and Ezra slowly walks backward into the water to rinse himself. It’s probably just a trick of the mind, but you swear he appears less hazy than usual with all the grime cleared from him. Your mouth is slack as you watch from your hands and knees on the shower floor, impossibly cramped into the corner of the small space. He smiles down at you. You know how much he loves seeing you on your knees in front of him.
Without a word, he moves the shower head to the side so that it pelts against the tile instead of spraying down on you both before turning around and hitching his other leg up on the ledge. He braces himself on the wall and the wobbly metal and glass door on the other side.
“Reap the benefits of your work, Little Gem,” he says over his shoulder.
You frantically douse your hand with a generous dab of the bath oil and walk on your knees until your mouth is flush against the cleft of his ass. A strangled whimper ekes out of him as you reach a hand between his legs and stroke his neglected cock with the slippery pull of the oil. You entrench your face into him until your flicking tongue delves into his asshole. You massage and prod into it, eyes rolling back when you feel how it clenches in delight at your motions.
Ezra turns again to face you now with what can only be described as a wild, hungry look in his eye. He takes the neatly stacked pile of used washcloths and tosses them onto the floor. You have no time to question his motives because he’s grabbing the bottle of oil and squeezing globs of it onto your breasts, barely returning the bottle to its place on the shelf before he’s massaging them and awkwardly shoving his cock between them and rutting against their pillowy, fleshy tightness.
“Shit,” he hisses. “That ass. That asshole of yours. These tits.” He sounds pained just trying to speak. His face screws up as he fucks between them, moaning appreciatively when you use your hands to press them closer together for him to fuck.
“You like my tits?” you ask a little breathlessly.
He makes a noise of great effort, eyes pinching shut at your goading question. He frees his cock and takes the flat of his hand to slap against your peaked buds. You cry out in pleasure at the sharp, blissful sting. “Bet I could make you come for me just like this. Couldn’t I, Little Gem?” he grits.
“Y-Yes,” you moan.
He makes some unhinged noise and slaps against your breasts in quick succession, barking out an order for you to touch yourself, and teeth glinting in the light with a manic grin as you climax. He starts fisting his length over your face, breaths coming fast and heavy.
“Open wide now,” he pants as he tugs his cock faster. The tip of it knocks against your lip, and you open wider with your tongue jutting flat and spread out for him to cover.
“Just like that Little Gem,” he rasps. “Hold it open and drink me.”
A few short strokes is all it takes before he’s moaning and erupting all over your face and mouth, the hot, thick bands of his spend sticking to your skin wherever they land. He doesn’t stop jerking himself until every last drop is spent. When he’s finally done, he smears his softening cock against your face, collecting his cum in sloppy swipes.
“Now look who is soiled, Little Gem,” he hums. “Clean up the mess you’ve made.” He watches you with half-lidded eyes and a heaving chest. “Wouldn’t want to leave things filthy, would you?”
You oblige and take him into your mouth, sucking and licking until every trace of his spend has been swallowed.
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maxwell--lord · 2 months
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given recent events…
I do not consent to my fics being fed to AI or used to make AI chat bots. please don’t do it to me or to other fic writers unless you get their very clear consent to do so.
this includes stealing the premise of a fic written by someone else in order to make a chat bot for the character.
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maxwell--lord · 2 months
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Calling all Tumblr Sleuths
So, I need your help. There was a Dave York fic that I read a while back when I was still new to Tumblr and didn't understand the mechanics of the whole reblogging thing. I still remember it, but I never made a note of it so that I could go back and see if there was more to it. So... here's a list of things I remember about it and hopefully, someone knows what it is... or maybe the author will see this and comment...
Dave is divorced and he bought a new house, but there's like another house or apartment out behind his that sort of shares the same lot of land.
The reader moves into the house and Dave becomes low-key obsessed with her and spies on her a lot... I think he bugs her house, but I could be misremembering that.
She brings a guy home for what we'll respectfully call 'an unsatisfactory romantic encounter', and I think Dave knows all about it and wants to sabotage the relationship so he can have her to himself.
Dave is an absolute creeper in this story.
I know I am asking for a lot, but HELP ME PLEASE!! I keep thinking about this fic.
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maxwell--lord · 3 months
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by the way this is what our man looks like (on the left) and we love him like that
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he has wrinkles from laughing and crying and ages of raw emotion, his skin has pores because he’s a human being
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there are bags under his eyes from working too much or sleeping too little because of his work that he’s been dreaming of having all his life so it’s all worth it
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there is grey in his beard and hair because he is pushing 50, his life was rich and long and full of struggles and failures and wins and successes, and he’s still here to take us along with him on his path
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and there are fucking freckles on his gorgeous tan skin because no matter how Chileno and golden our man is he doesn’t know what a sunscreen is and he lets himself enjoy the sun by burning himself to the crispy skin
stop fucking “perfecting” him and making a lifeless doll out of human being. by erasing his features and “flaws” of human body you erase his life and experience. don’t do that to him and don’t do that to anyone else (yourself included)
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maxwell--lord · 3 months
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✨BOYD HOLBROOK✨
and some of his feature roles
Post // Insta // Ko-fi
Chris Evans // Pedro Pascal
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maxwell--lord · 4 months
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My boss knows what I write, she loves it. It makes me feel slightly uncomfortable 😂
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maxwell--lord · 4 months
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PEDRO PASCAL in FREAKY TALES (2024)
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maxwell--lord · 5 months
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LOKI | 1.01 'Glorious Purpose' // 2.05 'Science/Fiction'
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maxwell--lord · 9 months
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JON BERNTHAL as Michael Berzatto THE BEAR (2022)
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maxwell--lord · 9 months
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reblog the money pigeon for a financially stable future
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maxwell--lord · 10 months
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Pedro Pascal in the Last of Us
Fluffy
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maxwell--lord · 1 year
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maxwell--lord · 1 year
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Obviously Maxwell Lord.
Rolex & pinky ring: who wears it best?
Javi Gutierrez v Maxwell Lord
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We have a new Pedro boy contesting the polls! I absolutely love this combination and that they're wearing what looks like the same watch model, just in different colours. May the best boy win!
(I will be redoing a proper watch compilation, and I also need to do a jewellery compilation, but this poll will have to do for now.)
P.S. Literally just hit 1k as I was about to post this poll! A worthy 1k poll if I may say so (as long as it's a poll that Jack doesn't lose lmao). Thank you so much for following guys, to many more polls and compilations 🎉
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• Masterlist •
Related posts:
One handed cruising: Joel v Javi G*
Double guns: Jack v Javi G*
Kissing: Oberyn v Javi G*
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maxwell--lord · 1 year
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Please help us if you can.
I really don't like to ask for assistance but if anyone could help me get formula for my son, it would be greatly appreciate. He's on a special formula that WIC does not cover and it can take a month and a half to get it approved through insurance. It's called Neocate DHA/ARA, And it's $46.00/can, $167.50/4 pack on Amazon. He's allergic to dairy and we can't find neocate here, only online and WIC says if it's not in a grocery store, they won't help.
I'm super low on supply and am struggling to purchase it because I just barely got back to work after maternity leave, which exhausted what I did have saved. His biological isnt around and wont come around, wont help and doesnt carry a job so child support doesnt exist either. If you can help Ezra, I would be beyond grateful.
His Amazon list is:
https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/3PB2Y3EPSNCJ6?ref_=wl_share
Please reblog. Thank you.
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maxwell--lord · 1 year
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I really don't like to ask for assistance but if anyone could help me get formula for my son, it would be greatly appreciate. He's on a special formula that WIC does not cover and it can take a month and a half to get it approved through insurance. It's called Neocate DHA/ARA, And it's $46.00/can, $167.50/4 pack on Amazon. He's allergic to dairy and we can't find neocate here, only online and WIC says if it's not in a grocery store, they won't help.
I'm super low on supply and am struggling to purchase it because I just barely got back to work after maternity leave, which exhausted what I did have saved. His biological isnt around and wont come around, wont help and doesnt carry a job so child support doesnt exist either. If you can help Ezra, I would be beyond grateful.
His Amazon list is:
https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/3PB2Y3EPSNCJ6?ref_=wl_share
Please reblog. Thank you.
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maxwell--lord · 1 year
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I really don't like to ask for assistance but if anyone could help me get formula for my son, it would be greatly appreciate. He's on a special formula that WIC does not cover and it can take a month and a half to get it approved through insurance. It's called Neocate DHA/ARA, And it's $46.00/can, $167.50/4 pack on Amazon. He's allergic to dairy and we can't find neocate here, only online and WIC says if it's not in a grocery store, they won't help.
I'm super low on supply and am struggling to purchase it because I just barely got back to work after maternity leave, which exhausted what I did have saved. His biological isnt around and wont come around, wont help and doesnt carry a job so child support doesnt exist either. If you can help Ezra, I would be beyond grateful.
His Amazon list is:
https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/3PB2Y3EPSNCJ6?ref_=wl_share
Please reblog. Thank you.
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maxwell--lord · 2 years
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JAVIER PEÑA in every episode of NARCOS ↺ 1.04 – THE PALACE IN FLAMES
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