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i think i speak for all non-brits when i say. what the actual fuck.

#i only know about mr. blobby from tech dif so this gets reblogged on this account

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Remember not to get the two confused:

Polyamory: I have multiple partners.

Pollyarmoury: I have multiple parrots. As weapons.

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I want someone who hasn't seen the latest Map Men to try and explain his hat

#map men #mark cooper jones #mark cooper-jones #jay foreman

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Jay Foreman is one of our brightest minds

#jay foreman #map men

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Jay Foreman content still totally counts as Tech Diff enough for this blog, and this is simply too iconic not to post

#Mark Cooper Jones #Mark Cooper-Jones #jay foreman #map men

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I’M SORRY BUT THE NORWEGIAN BUTTER CRISIS OF 2011 JUST CONFUSES MY GODDAMN BRAIN BECAUSE HOW THE ACTUAL FUCK DOES AN ENTIRE COUNTRY RUN OUT OF BUTTER.

DID NORWAY JUST COME DOWNSTAIRS LIKE:

N:*Opens fridge* HELVETE

N:VI KJØRTE UT AV SMØREN

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Tom Scott middle finger gif 👍

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Swimming rabbit

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#the park bench #matt gray #tom scott

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Oh my godddddd this is so good!

how they have phone calls

#tech dif #tech diff #the technical difficulties #matt gray #gary brannan #tom scott #chris joel

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Hey look! I made a thing! A compilation of every time Tom Scott made his favorite joke, in Tech Dif content or elsewhere. Well, hopefully every time. @keyrousse and @tomscottstop helped me find ones that I missed.

#Tom Scott #tech dif #tech diff #the technical difficulties #the technical difficulties podcast #the park bench #Youtube

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@70snasagay reminded me of one of the best Gary Brannan lines (and God knows that's saying something). From CN 1x07 — The Counts of Andechs and Motorway Service Stations.

#tech dif #tech diff #the technical difficulties #mattgrayspenis #citation needed podcast #citation needed #gary brannan #tom scott

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When I was younger everyone cared about Talk Like a Pirate Day. Every September 19th it'd be yars and shivers me timber all the way down, and people took delight in it. Now nobody ever talks like a pirate, on that day or any other. So few of us cling to the old ways. This is where our society went wrong. People not talking about pirates once a year, everything else about society is fine, probably

#tom scott

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Sir, that is my comfort historical musical that only like ten people at the most know about.

#bloody bloody andrew jackson #bbaj

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My favorite pirate joke is “why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet? Because they spend years at c” not because it’s THAT funny but because it’s a relatively simple joke that nobody ive told it to has ever correctly guessed the punchline for because they all think it’s gonna be a joke about arrrr

#tom scott #also why can't programmers learn the alphabet? #they also get stuck at C #(I know nothing about programming but I know C+ is a thing #So #Hopefully that made sense)

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HAPPY TRANS VISIBILITY DAY TO ALL TOM SCOTT ENJOYERS!!!!!! 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ (it's still march 31st here)

tom scott is so cool i wish gender was real

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For your reaction purposes.

(From this video. Jay Foreman counts as Tech Dif, right?)

#jay foreman