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So I haven't seen the new boy and the heron movie.

But I have seen the Little critters that are in it and the problem is that they look like an alien from Doctor who, an alien from Doctor who that I love:

the adipose babies,

and so every time I see a crochet pattern for them or little stickers of them like it's so excited that someone's making stuff for the adipose babies and then it turns out to be the little guys from boy and the heron and that really bums me out.

I feel like the solution here is to watch the boy and the heron so that I can fall in love with these little guys and then get a bunch of stuff based on them because it's all about their shape.

They're round little chubby guys and I love that.

#the boy and the heron #studio ghilibi #doctor who #adipose

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2. "If you drink my Mexican coke, I will kill you and it will take hours and I'll cry the whole time,"

And then when discussing the joke later

"when they find your head there will be two bottle caps in your eyes."

Things my dad has said to me now that he's going to start not making mean jokes about me:

1. *In reference to my outfit* you look like a mentat from the 80's dune

Stay tuned for more updates on how my father speaks to me now that he isn't going to make fun of me.

[masonmczero]

Things my dad has said to me now that he's going to start not making mean jokes about me:

1. *In reference to my outfit* you look like a mentat from the 80's dune

Stay tuned for more updates on how my father speaks to me now that he isn't going to make fun of me.

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A gathering of fellows in the fridge.

#shitpost

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I've got nail polish application secrets that will have your esthetician friend saying

"oh. Please don't do that"

#punk fashion #nail polish #shitpost #It's true though I really do

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It's only libel if it's not true.

@wormonastringtheory

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@wormonastringtheory

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It's solipsism Saturday

#solipsism #solipsism Saturday

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Me, making a joke about my dad dying

My boyfriend: I was prepared but it still really hit me

Me: just because you can see someone swinging an aluminum bat at you doesn't mean it doesn't hurt when it hits you

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I came up with the idea of an all transgender production of Rocky horror with me as Frank n Furter. (Important note, I am a 5'6 chubby asexual trans masc but I look great in leather and sequins)

I can't stop thinking about the idea. I want to do it so bad that I'm going to throw a tantrum.

Firstly, I love the idea of having me a trans masc dressed in women's clothes doing sweet transvestite. I just think it's really fun.

#rocky horror picture show #rocky horror #transgender #trans masc

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The lizard

Image description: A blahaj shark plush head sticking out from a pile of blankets on a bed

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So I was talking to myself as I am wont to do and I had just recently thrown up which is something that I do like once a week now, and I said,

" I'm sick. I have an illness. Do I know what that is?"

And then I paused for a second because I was about to say no and then I said

"yes, I do actually know what it is but I have to pretend I don't until a doctor tells me."

And I think that's the most chronically ill thing I've ever said in my entire life.

#chronic illness #chronic pain #gastroparesis

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There's one problem with me being the hot girl of the neighborhood (besides the fact that I'm not a girl) is that I don't live in a neighborhood. I live on a ranch, so when I put on my little slutty five inch inseam shorts and my little crop top and I walk down the laneway to the mailbox, nobody sees me except the cars driving by. I just feel like I need more attention. I need to get glared at by an old woman. It validates me.

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My tiktok is basically just exclusively good omens edits, My favorite part of it though is going into the comments and seeing people say stuff like "she's the most beautiful woman I've ever seen" and they're talking about 54-year-old Welsh actor Michael Sheen.

And they're right.

#good omens #good omens 2 #micheal sheen #aziraphale

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I watched "antiviral" last night for the first time and I knew straight away that it had a weird micro-fandom, which I am very glad about. What I did not expect was that every trans person who sees this film looks at Syd March and starts jumping up and down and pointing and shouting "transgender!" At him, I'm elated to get this news. I was worried I was the only one.

#antiviral #antiviral 2012 #brandon cronenberg #syd march

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A short list of people who I allow to misgender me:

1. The old ladies at my knitting circle

There is no number 2 it's only them.