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maritimebard · 4 months
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"Indeed, I see the inspiration for this chamber is... strongly worn on your sleeve."
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Essek! I miss him terribly. I know it's a ways away, but I will not survive his appearance in the M9 show.
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maritimebard · 6 months
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All the leaves are brown 🍂
It's fall! Of course that means a new aesthetically appropriate pfp.
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maritimebard · 7 months
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On this ship it's kill or be killed, mate
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maritimebard · 7 months
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Who makes the porn bots. Where do they come from. What do they hope to achieve.
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maritimebard · 7 months
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some observations on color coding eyewear in ficton and their meanings
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maritimebard · 7 months
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Had to follow my good buddy @peepmaster in this endeavor
(We edited it to say season 2, original made by @starbuck)
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maritimebard · 7 months
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GOOOOOOD MORNING I HAD TO PAINT THIS IMMEDIATELY
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maritimebard · 1 year
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You'll be ✨popular!✨
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maritimebard · 1 year
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this is a pic a drew in november and then scrapped cause i'd made a bunch of mistakes right at the start, but today i opened it again and thought yeah it can be salvaged. spruced it up a lil bit and cropped the thing too. as one is wont to do of course
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maritimebard · 1 year
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there are over 100 items on earth
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maritimebard · 1 year
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Art for chapter 20 of @ariadne-mouse's lovely mercaleb fic. A kiss (almost), at long last 💛
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maritimebard · 1 year
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maritimebard · 1 year
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To everyone collectively agreeing that Hob has a cat: Yes, you are wonderful and I appreciate you SO much. (Bonus points for a black cat)
However, consider.
Hob has a parrot. Hob has a large macaw like a blue-and-gold or a military. Purely because those fuckers live for such a long time. He got it in the mid-90’s as a means to keep him company after his stranger didn’t return to him. He named her Eurydice.
Hob sometimes brings her to class, expressing that she is indeed older than most of the students there, and that she was in charge whenever he left the room for a moment. She enjoys the New Inn, and even though she technically shouldn’t be allowed in, occasionally exceptions are made when it’s less crowded.
Eurydice, or Yuri as Hob calls her sometimes, is very intelligent (even for a macaw). She knows his routine and is very displeased if he breaks it. If it’s bedtime and Hob is still up grading papers, Eurydice will scream at him until he finally looks at the time and heads to bed.
She is also very affectionate, being provided several perches around the house but often opting to sit behind Hob on the couch, or nestled into his neck during the colder months. When Dream finally does return, she takes an immediate liking to him. Matthew is jealous.
Once again, Hob having a cat? Very good and enjoyable concept. I love it dearly. But I hope you enjoyed my ramblings about Hob owning a parrot.
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maritimebard · 1 year
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puts him in my pocket for safe keeping
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maritimebard · 1 year
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no cheating by looking but who do you think your Spotify top artist is gonna be this year 👀
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maritimebard · 1 year
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This variant of the Goldentail / Bastard Moray is known as the Banana Eel due to its colouration and markings resembling a ripe banana.
(source)
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maritimebard · 1 year
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“DON’T write this character like-“
“Stop drawing them with-!”
“I’m so sick of fandom sleeping on-“
My friend, do it yourself then.
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