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mammonistmurdo · 10 months
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Once upon a time, in the enchanting kingdom of Aurumria, there lived a unique individual known as Aiden. Aiden possessed an extraordinary feature—a mesmerizing mane of vibrant, aurous ginger hair that seemed to shimmer like gold under the sunlight. However, Aiden's golden locks were not the only thing that set them apart. Aiden was also blessed with intelligence, wit, and a compassionate heart.
Aiden had always been a fervent advocate for justice and fairness, but recently, Aurumria had fallen under the rule of a corrupt government official named Reginald Malfoy. Known for his insatiable greed, Reginald hoarded vast amounts of gold and constantly debased the national currency, plunging the kingdom into economic turmoil. Aiden couldn't bear to witness the suffering of the people any longer. They knew they had to take action.
In a moment of inspiration, Aiden devised a daring plan. They decided to swallow their pride and go undercover as an egotistical, narcissistic golddigger. Aiden understood that in order to gain access to Reginald and his secrets, they needed to present themselves as someone who shared his twisted values. And so, Aiden adopted a glamorous and ostentatious persona, indulging in opulent clothing and expensive jewelry.
As word spread of this intriguing new arrival in Aurumria, Reginald's attention was piqued. His vanity demanded that he meet this supposed golddigger who dared to challenge his own ostentatious display of wealth. Aiden, now known as Arielle, orchestrated an encounter at the grand ball hosted by Reginald himself.
Clad in a flowing gown adorned with golden accents, Arielle made a grand entrance. With their aurous ginger hair cascading down their shoulders, they instantly captured the attention of every eye in the room, including Reginald's. Arielle played her role to perfection, flaunting an air of self-importance and greed that mirrored the corrupt official's own demeanor.
Soon enough, Arielle found herself in the inner circle of Reginald's world. She accompanied him to exclusive parties, where she witnessed the depths of his avarice. Reginald boasted about his ill-gotten gains and his cruel schemes to manipulate the economy by debasing the currency for his personal gain. Arielle knew she had to expose his actions and educate the people about the destructive nature of debasing the currency.
While gathering evidence against Reginald, Arielle couldn't help but feel a deep sadness for the kingdom and its people. She saw the impact of the economic turmoil firsthand—the struggling families, the closed businesses, and the despair in people's eyes. Determined to bring justice to Aurumria and shed light on the consequences of debasing the currency, Arielle pressed on, masking her true intentions under the guise of an adoring golddigger.
One fateful night, as Arielle walked through the opulent corridors of Reginald's mansion, she stumbled upon a hidden chamber. Inside, she discovered mountains of gold, stacked high as far as the eye could see. It was a testament to Reginald's insatiable greed, a symbol of the suffering he had inflicted upon the kingdom.
With her heart pounding, Arielle documented the evidence, ensuring she had everything she needed to expose Reginald's corruption. But as she turned to leave, Reginald himself appeared before her, wearing an expression of shock and fury.
"You dare to betray me?" Reginald bellowed, his voice laced with rage. "You shall suffer for your insolence!"
But Arielle stood her ground, her fiery resolve shining through. "Your reign of greed ends today, Reginald. The people of Aurumria deserve justice, and I shall be the one to bring it to them."
Reginald lunged forward, but before he could reach Arielle, the palace guards, who had secretly aligned themselves with the resistance, stormed into the chamber. Reginald was overpowered, and justice finally prevailed.
With Reginald's corruption exposed, the people of Aurumria rejoiced. Arielle, having completed her mission, revealed her true identity to the world. No longer an egotistical golddigger, she stood before her people as the courageous aurous ginger with a heart of gold.
Arielle became a symbol of hope, leading Aurumria into a new era of prosperity and fairness. The corrupt officials were ousted, and the economy was stabilized. The kingdom learned the importance of preserving the value of their currency and the devastating consequences of debasing it.
And so, the tale of the aurous ginger who swallowed their pride to become a champion of justice, equality, and economic education was forever etched into the history of Aurumria, a reminder that even the most unconventional heroes can make a difference in the face of corruption and oppression.
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mammonistmurdo · 1 year
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Nic Carter is a Partner at Castle Island Ventures and co-founder and Chairman of Coin Metrics. In this interview, we discuss the White House bitcoin mining research paper, regulation and the role of renewables in the energy mix.
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mammonistmurdo · 2 years
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Horse Trade [ホース・トレード] the business of buying and selling horses.
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Perquisite [パークィジット] (chiefly in the plural) Any monetary or other incidental benefit beyond salary.
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Marketeer [マーケティア] A specialist in marketing.
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Hawthornean - Of or pertaining to Nathaniel Hawthorne (1804-1864), American writer of dark Romantic novels and short stories.
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Consumerism [コンスーマリズム] - A materialistic attachment to possessions. https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/consumerism
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Sufficientarian [サフィシェントアリーアン] - (philosophy) One who believes that justice involves everybody having sufficient resources for their needs, rather than the overall situation being as good as possible. https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/sufficientarian
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mammonistmurdo · 2 years
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MammonistMurdo’s Bluebird Bank Account Review
If your strategy for using this service is for a decent fiat to crypto on-ramp, I’d stop here. Yes, this service offers you free cash deposits at the Walmart Money Center during regular business hours, but it deposits your cash into a glorified online gift card — which is fine & has its uses, but I wouldn’t recommend anybody to use this bank as their daily driver. I believe their selling point is their subaccount feature which you can get a debit card for — it’s like having a company card for normal people. Something I was hoping would be Bluebird's selling point was their “payee money out” feature, but when I called their customer service center (btw, it was substandard customer service, but heck you get what you pay for) they made it seem that it was impossible to make your other bank account the payee for either a wyre or ACH transfer. So the only way I can think of for moving cash out of this account to another more fully featured account (e.g. one that has ACH transfers to brokerages) would be to get a money order (which is around $1) & do a mobile check deposit into an account like Chime, Ally Bank, etc & then do an Automated Clearing House transfer to put your funds onto your preferred brokerage (which is certainly circumbendibus, but better than a 4%+ fee for using a debit card to deposit funds onto a brokerage). Well, actually you could use your debit card to buy things for people on Purse(dot)io, but the transaction fees for moving the funds off the onsite would certainly be more expensive than the money order option. Well, actually, actually, you could use a peer-to-peer bitcoin marketplace (like Local Bitcoins), but again I reckon the fees would be higher than using a regular ol’ money order (plus these days with the government regulations you’d need to go through a KYC on some site). On balance, I don’t think this a very useful account to have, but if you’re a finance nerd, you may like to use it every once in a while.Rating D+ = Free Cash Deposits with a zillion inconveniences. P.S. At least they’re not on dumb password rules, but maybe they’re just not popular enough to be put on that GitHub page. Plus, I reckon people often confuse Bluebird bank account with their prepaid card service, which I think is awful btw — definitely F-Tier (sorry Bluebird people). 
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