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#animal crossing

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I think game studios should just release their character creators online. For the times when I don’t wanna play the whole game, just the lil dress up part

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honestly really sexy of tumblr to keep follower numbers private. how many people are following me? you'll never know unless I tell you. maybe it's a million, or a thousand, or five, or maybe it's just you. maybe you're the only one here, all by yourself, unable to see if there's anyone standing next to you.

and you'd never know, because status here is based on opinion and not numbers; how popular you think someone is is a vibes-only calculation, and besides the chronological algorithms-optional feed, it's genuinely the best thing tumblr's ever done.

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25-35 is such a weird fucking age because you’re 100% a bread-and-butter Standard Edition Millennial but the cool teens are like “ok boomer” because you have a Real Job but the actual Boomers at your job are like “I’m not going to listen to a literal fucking child” as they download 16 self-replicating viruses and meanwhile the Gen Xers are telling you to refinance a mortgage for a house you don’t have and you’re sitting there at the Adults Table with the pretty tasty casserole you cooked because you’ve finally figured out how to do that now but everyone is eating the Boomer’s store-bought macaroni instead and admittedly they do sort of taste similar so it probably wasn’t worth all the trouble of cooking from scratch and you’re trying to comfort the freshly-graduated sobbing 22-year-old next to you because she just woke up here and doesn’t know where she is but you have like maybe 5k dollars in a savings account labelled RETIREMENT that grows approx. twelve cents a year and you keep eating dry macaroni while smiling incomprehensibly and periodically blacking out like ??????????

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Whoever could they be speaking of?

#bridgerton

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"Parenthood looks good on you, wolf."

#the witcher #🥺

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#small boob sqaud

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The Beast that Bothers

#animals

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Billy Boyd and Dom Monaghan, the Two Towers, Cast Commentary

#lotr #tolkien

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#consider it a gift was when I went OH SHIT #rings of power #ALSO that scene in ep 3 or 4 where he’s locked up in numenor and like #practically whispers something in pharazon’s ear and then backs into the shadows #made me Super Suspicious #but then I flip flopped a lot until the gift line

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teeniest of honk shoos

#mimimi #animals

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#animals #this cat is a menace #I can feel it

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THE MARTIAN (2015) dir. Ridley Scott

#the martian

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#hamtaro

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#art

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sorry i can't come in to work today. yeah sorry they killed me off last night. yeah i just wasn't relevant to the plot anymore. i should be in tomorrow but i'll let you know.

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Pspspsps, do you like stickers? Cause I got some cute stickers in my shop 👀

#art