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malice-and-meat · 17 minutes
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i can feel these two becoming my new warm-up doodling topic, they're a beautiful couple
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malice-and-meat · 2 hours
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Please please please give us more werewolves that aren't 6'5 muscle hunk gym bros PLEASE i want twink werewolves and fat werewolves and pretty blonde bimbo werewolves! I want nerdy librarian werewolves and goth werewolves and cardigan wearing grandma werewolves and 80s club werewolves and hot cheeto girl werewolves and werewolves in wheelchairs and artist werewolves and princessy werewolves!!!!
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malice-and-meat · 5 hours
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“that character is problematic” i am sick and twisted. next
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malice-and-meat · 7 hours
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malice-and-meat · 9 hours
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guillermo del toro’s pinocchio is a beautiful film but my god no one has adapted that story like neverafter. you can never look at it the same way again after listening to lou wilson, a black man, explaining that he chose to play as pinocchio because it’s a story about a little boy who isn’t allowed to make mistakes. that in pinocchio's story, he is fundamentally barred from childhood at once upon a time. he must earn something that everyone else is granted from birth. the other boys get to tell lies and play and get into trouble, but when pinocchio does the same thing there are grave and violent consequences. his pinocchio is trying to understand why the world is so unfair, why the rules are so different for him, why everyone else gets to be a real boy.
and I think about it every day.
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malice-and-meat · 13 hours
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My cats have this meow that means "please come with me to fix this" after which they'll lead me to the problem in question, usually a empty (or 'empty') food bowl or a closed door they want open. They look at the 'problem', they look back at me, clear message.
What fascinates me is how this illustrates what they percieve as being in the realm of my 'power.' I control the food, I control the door, sure, but my cats love to sit on the balcony in the sun, and it has happened plenty of times that on a rainy day they come get me, go to the balcony and show me... the rain. "Please fix this" they say. "Please get rid of the wet"
"Silly kitty," I say, "I can't control the rain." I then walk into the shower and turn on the rain.
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malice-and-meat · 16 hours
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Even a man who is pure of heart,
And says his prayers by night,
May yet become a beastly wolf,
when the autumn moon is bright.
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malice-and-meat · 18 hours
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as a kid i never figured out how to play cookie clicker and i have a sudden desire to find out. where do i play it
you are still not ready
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malice-and-meat · 20 hours
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Remember when you'd turn on the radio and almost always Poker Face was playing
Back when God was still listening
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malice-and-meat · 22 hours
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malice-and-meat · 1 day
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suckin titties is not just something you do cuz you tryna get her wet
you do it for yourself.. you gotta do it for all ya boys that aint got a titty to suck.. do it for ya granddad that aint had no ass in in like 20 years.. suck the titty just cuz you havent sucked one in 2 days 
it’s an integral part of life
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malice-and-meat · 1 day
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really recommend getting a partner with a different religion than you and very little knowledge of your religion because the opportunities for explaining things to each other are just exquisite
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