god forbid women do anything
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i really like the game we played
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meenah~~! ϵ( ‘Θ’ )϶
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Cooking
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NOT LAST!!!
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cheesecake factory menu ending explained
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Wet meat for dinner again
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A Dell laptop passed away peacefully in his sleep last night
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It’s like her birthday I think idk scribbled her anyway ( burnt out lol )
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Did you guys hear about the bull running around Newark
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dear momma earth i know i done gone and went and stayed up super duper late but i would very much 💕 it if you put in a word with mr sandtransman and granted me over 5 hours of sleep this morning. and also give my mutuals everlasting peace and money thank you goodnight
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two spectres tried to possess me at once but they got too distracted arguing with eachother over who got there first and now they’re having sex in there :/
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Gay people: hey society im gay
Society: ok
Jerma985 but he's a baker: If i put you into a wheat grinder, you're probably bread!
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toby fox’s pro skater
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Not pictured: me, yanking the steering wheel to screech into a parking lot so I can take a pic of this after my sisters and I absolutely lose it upon seeing this truck
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