magicalishizu

[magicalishizu]

“If you have time to watch Netflix you have time for a side hustle” my side hustle is relaxing so that my body and brain can heal from by this nose-to-the-grindstone bullshit. I refuse to feel guilty for being a human with the need to relax sometimes. my side hustle is no.

#capitalism #work culture #late stage capitalism #hustle culture is sick #nemi #comic

[magicalishizu]

so i had an epiphany!

so i´ve been putting WAY to many hours into My Time at Sandrock these last weeks, and well this time i decided to romance everyone favourite bad-boy Logan.

so by now Logan and i had tied the knot and so one day he comes riding into our yard on rambo- and i´ve decked him out in the blue version of his outfit- goes with his eyes.

so he´s riding on rambo- cloak in the wind and all- and something pings in my brain and i realised WHY i´d gotten so fixated on Logan in the first place- aside from the "good looking rebel "-thing.

but before i tell you- i must ask: how many of you watched the movie vampire hunter D: bloodlust when younger?

yeah- you can properly tell where this is going.

what can i say- it awoke something in me.

the hat, the tight leather/ armour, even the desolate surroundings.

"looks over at Logan"

......yeahhhhh

sorry Logan, you deserved better.

and for anyone bringing up Logans hair colour difference; well i watched inuyasha too as young and THAT also awoke something ^^;

#mtas logan #MTAS #my time at sandrock #sorry Logan #i adore you but not for all the right reasons #still love ya though

[magicalishizu]

The natural continuation.

@thebibliosphere

I'm watching (well, listening) to a true crime show because my friend is super into it and wants someone to talk to about it, and I know I've complained about how my neurodivergent ass would never survive a police interrogation (assigned guilty for having ADHD and not being able to remember what I said five minutes ago and constantly adding new details to a story as I remember them), but this line legitimately made me laugh:

Police officer: the couple claimed to be doing DIY at night, but who does that? Who renovates their house at night?

Reader, it is 3:31am, and I am literally up a step ladder with a power drill 😂

Assigned guilty by delayed sleep phase disorder and a profound lack of impulse control.

#funny #adhd #memory #you’d be THAT person in the secret service that everyone fears working with

[magicalishizu]

#sarah’s scribbles #sarah andersen #capitalism #inflation #greed #that’s what it is

[magicalishizu]

https://x.com/sarahcandersen/status/368748209545285636?s=46&t=48TlQHHndM8DLRzq0DnZEg

high school is soo funny in hindsight. the entire time you're there thinking it's the most important period of your life and then the second you're out you're like well that was fucking stupid

#i think about my hs years and i feel nothing #sarah andersen #sarah’s scribbles #highschool #urghhh #suuuuucks

[magicalishizu]

#sarah andersen #comics #dragons #screw the knight #i want a dragon! #way way cooler! #nemi

[magicalishizu]

https://www.gocomics.com/sarahs-scribbles/2017/01/11

#fairycore #cozy cottage #winter #sarah andersen #sarahs scribbles

[magicalishizu]

jim be like:

You're launching surefire hit PS5 exclusive Final Fantasy 7 Rebirth in 2 days, surely the best time to fire 900 people from across Sony's offices including the entire London branch

#ps5 #Sony #gaming industry #stop doing this shit already! #Playstation

[magicalishizu]

who’s the klutzy Hyrule ditz dropping all their rupees in grass????

#legend of zelda #where do they come from? #like seriously #should we be worried?

[magicalishizu]

i keep thinking about that one blogger on here who mentioned applying to 80+ jobs and still not getting a single callback

#capitalism #job hunting #ghosting #Youtube

[magicalishizu]

You apply for 20 jobs on Indeed. The silence is deafening.

You apply for 20 jobs on Indeed. Half of them require you to create an account on the company website. You leave a trail of ghost accounts that will be used once and never again. You never receive a response.

You apply for 20 jobs on Indeed. One employer offers an interview, but it's so rare for you to receive any response that you forget to check the website and you miss the time.

You apply for 20 jobs on Indeed. One employer offers an interview, but you don't know the magic words that signal to the esoteric mind of an interviewer that you're fit for the job.

You apply for 20 jobs on Indeed. One employer e-mails you saying that 'unfortunately, you do not have the qualifications we are looking for'. You check the job again and see you applied to be a menial labourer.

You apply for 20 jobs on Indeed. Half of them require a car. No one stops to ask how you're supposed to afford one with no job.

You apply for 20 jobs on Indeed. One employer offers a job. The commute makes you want to die in your sleep.

You call the HR manager for the workplace in hopes of arranging an interview more directly. They don't even have an answering machine.

Employers complain that no one wants to work anymore.

#capitalism #job hunting #job interview #the struggle is real #Youtube

[magicalishizu]

Rip Howl Pendragon, you would’ve loved Korean skincare.

#funny #howls moving castle #howl pendragon #makeup #skincare #sofie just watching from the bathroom door #wondering about how she´s in love with a diva? #sofia draw the line when howl starts filming skin care for granny wasteland #even with a magical door they somehow manage to almost be late anywhere bc of howls primping before going out. #sofie: howl we need to go! get down here. #howl: we can´t all have wonderfull skin just from using soap sofie! #sofie and calcifer look at eachother in mutual suffering.

[magicalishizu]

there should be a special place in hell for those who renovate victorian houses to have modern interior like what the hell is wrong with you. i hope the ghosts kill you fr.

#flipping houses #victorian houses #if you want modern-don´t buy these houses sh*tfaces! #anyone who does this #should be kicked out and the home turned over to christine Mcconnel!

[magicalishizu]

why is it that for some reason i mostly see Eleanor characterised as this blonde, happy, confident woman when she could literally be the exact opposite. she could be the female equivalent of Dream for all we know. and on that note, I need a fic in which Dream assumes Eleanor is like she’s so often characterised and then for some reason they meet and it’s like looking in a mirror and they turn to Hob whose expression is some mixture between ‘fuck they’re not supposed to know I have a type’ and ‘fuck I literally had this wet dream last night hello horny’

#dreamling #hob gadling #dream of the endless #Eleanor #“dream goes back and looks at all of hobs dreams” #he´s avoided that bc friendship and all that #and finds so so many threesome dreams #eleanor finally meets dream and is like “ well shit- that explains a lot!” #finding out your ex-husband was basically cheating every night means she very much not impressed. #dream explains that they´ve never had sex #eleanor is even more mad; you mean he´s been simping for you for all this time and you haven´t even fucked! #cut to eleanor raiding dreams wine cellar in the castle #dream tries to take some control #asking his sister to please take her back #but death is having too much fun #dream tries to talk sense to eleanor but she tells him to shut up #and let her drink. #after banging her husband behind her back he owes her that much #dream says the he and hob have not had sex damnit! #he dream of it. you are dream. AKA you fucked #dream makes a sad endless noise #hob goes to sleep that night and wakes up in a quasi interogation room with his stranger and ex-wife. neither are amused #Dream : you´re got some splanin´ to do hob gadling #eleanor: hob? HOB! you mean to tell i didn´t even know your name all this time!! #hob: hey i don´t even know HIS name *points at dream* #hob gets so mortified he wakes up. #eleanor and dream end up becoming friends #after a long screaming match and geting drunk #she has a standing invitation to visit the dreaming whenever she wants. #and yes-they all end up having sex

[magicalishizu]

#thoughts too loud #funny #humor #Nemi #comic #escape from reality

[magicalishizu]

#sarah´s scribbles #minimalism #heck no #i love my clutter #why would you want to live in an ikea showcase?

[magicalishizu]

"Capitalism can not reform itself. It is doomed to self-destruction. No universal selfishness can bring social good to all."

- W.E.B DuBois 1961

#capitalism #greed #let’s call it what it is