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Jill: *walking into the office she shares with Rebecca and Chris and slams her hand down on Chris desk*

Jill: Suck my dick looser! Carlos proposed and I’m gonna make it your problem like you did to me when you and Leon got engaged!

Chris: No I didn’t! I didn’t do anything!

Rebecca: You did though…You bitched to us a lot about the smallest details of you guys wedding and got mad at us when we even breathed wrong while you were bitching.

Jill: You also called us ‘ single ass losers’ because neither of us were engaged.

Rebecca: You also-

Chris: Okay! I get it!

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Jill: What happens when you put fire and alcohol together? Explosion.

Leon, drunk as fuck: So what I am hearing, is that if you tie Chris and I together and throw us in a field, you got yourself a homemade molotov.

Chris, lighting up his cigarette:... *stop instantly*...

Leon: if we kiss do we explode? Are we, like... Mentos and Coca? Can I be mint flavoured?

Jill:... Leon--

Claire: No, wait. I am actually curious about it, too.

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Ethan: Rosemary Winters! Why do you have a fake ID?!

Rose: *mumbles something under her breath*

Ethan: I’m sorry, what?

Rose: *mumbles a little louder, but still not eligible *

Ethan: Rosemary Winters!

Rose: I SAID BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO BE 18 OR OLDER TO PET THE PUPPYS AND CATS AT PETCO!

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Super random but I kinda have a headcannon that Jill, Ada, and Jake all speak more than three languages. They aren’t fluent in all of the languages they know, but they can hold down a long conversation

#resident evil #resident evil headcanons #ada wong #jill valentine #jake muller

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Ada: I don’t know about this outfit. I felt like there is too much love handle.

Leon: You’re the only love that’s to much to handle.

Ada: …That honestly wasn’t bad. I applaud that one

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The things we don't think about

Chis wouldn't be the step dad he'd be the dad that stepped up

Kissing Meme

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Chris: I got a plan, Leon! I sneak in, you stay and deal with ALL the Zombies.

Leon:.. Alone?

Chris: Yeah.

Leon: Like.. All alone?

Chris: Yeah

Leon: Me against ALL these Zombies?

Chris: Exactly!

Leon: Chris… [puts an arm around Chris shoulder], Will you gimme flowers?

Chris: What?! No!

Leon: Will you take me out for the movies?

Chris: Sure as Hell no.

Leon: Gimme Bubble Baths?

Chris: Fuck No!

Leon: Pay dinner for me?

Chris: No! Why?

Leon: BECAUSE YOU WANT TO FUCK ME! THAT’S WHY!!!

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Resident Evil 6

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Hunnigan: *After seeing Ada came into work pissed off at Leon*

Hunnigan: Can you NOT sleep with your coworkers? It ruins them!

Leon: I slept with you???

Hunnigan: And now I no longer sleep with men!

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Basses of a conversation I just had with my co-worker

Jill: I love how my drink is blue and yours is pink

Chris: It’s because it represents our inner self’s

Jill: How am I masculine?

Chris: Because you like yelling at me

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Leon: I was going to wait to see who would notice it first, but I'll say something that is awfully obvious, yet it was not addressed yet. Jill: That you and Claire fuck? We all know it already. Claire: HEY!

Leon: It was not that yet, but now that is out of the way... We forgot Chris in Alcatraz Jill:... FUCK!

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I'm having fun playing Resident Evil 6 these days

Jake and Sherry are so adorable...They are babys..

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jake i need you

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Claire, innocently, to Barry: Please let me go. I’m just a sweet little girl who got caught up with the wrong crowd.

Leon, arriving out of breath: How did you get out of the handcuffs?!

Claire, back in her normal voice: Ah, just a trick I learned in jail.

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whenever ada wants leon's attention sometimes she just calls him different pet names but in different languages and he's gotta figure out what it is hehehee

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The cutest ever🩵

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