madamesmoke

[madamesmoke]

[madamesmoke]

match percenteges, helping is allowed

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I'm german and under the age of 40.

Which just means that I sound like an Oxford dictionary. Because we learn Oxford English in school... I've been told that it's very frustrating for native English speakers

rb this and tell me what ur accent is. this has no purpose except the fact i just realized i could have like... mutuals with cockney accents or newfoundland accents or something and thats just wild

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a few reminders because i’m tired and angry

fandom is a hobby, not a form of activism

adult women aren’t inherently creepy for being in fandom and having hobbies apart from raising babies and doing taxes

the vast majority of people pushing back against the worrying trend of instigating harassment over fictional characters and relationships aren’t incest supporters or pedophiles, actually

liking a m/f ship doesn’t make someone a dirty heterosexual invading your space

preferring gay ships doesn’t make you ‘’woke’’ and good

no one owes you a disclaimer that they are a good person who recognizes that their favorite fictional villain’s actions are evil and that they don’t condone those actions irl

liking a fictional villain is in no way comparable to advocating abuse/murder/genocide/etc and you’re a fucking idiot if you believe that

just because a woman is attracted to a fictional villain doesn’t mean she’s promoting toxic relationships or going to end up in a toxic relationship. assuming women can’t tell fiction and reality apart stinks of internalized misogyny 

some rando’s a/b/o fanfics have none of the level of influence that popular tv shows and movies spreading propaganda have

no one owes you a detailed description of their traumas and mental health problems

abusive relationships are not the same as enemies to lovers ships

y’all need to chill the fuck out over people, relationships, actions and events that don’t actually exist and learn how to enjoy and discuss them like normal people

fandom is a hobby, not a form of activism

feel free to add more

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Everything is like “QUEER history” and “List of QUEER young adult books” or “Top 10 QUEER movies” and queer this and queer that and for the love of god please just say LGBT.

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Tim Drake's Fake Uncle

But he deliberately hires Slade Wilson, figuring the guy would be fine with leaving him to his own devices. Only for Slade to mother hen the hell out of him and calling Dickie as reinforcements.

Maybe calling Alfred for good measure.

#dick grayson #nightwing #slade wilson #deathstroke #batman #robin #tim drake #alfred pennyworth

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fuck it homebrew boop button. reblog this post to boop the person you reblogged from.

[madamesmoke]

First genre, then author and then order of publication date

#Fiction and nonfiction are separated as well

[madamesmoke]

I hear you are biting people again

WHAAAAAAAAA JELLY CAN'T EVEN HAVE FUN!!!!! >:(

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thinking about how peoples blorbos tend to be men on here (makes sense with the trends in fandom of men being prioritised etc etc) SO please reblog and tag your female blorbo(s). this is NOT the post to be like “[male character] becuz he’s a woman to me” i Will come to your house and bite you. anyway i’ll go first mine are susie and julie from dbd and carly jones from house of wax 🖤

#stephanie brown #spoiler #cassandra wayne #cassandra cain #black bat #diana berrigan #white collar #olivier armstrong #riza hawkeye #izumi curtis #pinako rockbell #fullmetal alchemist brotherhood #haruno sakura #konan #anko mitarashi #tenten #naruto #sonoko suzuki #ran mouri #detective conan #chichi #bulma briefs #c18 #videl satan #dragon ball

[madamesmoke]

Ad on from me:

I know some people like to go vintage and use things like Vaseline and vegetable shortening for anal.

Please be aware that these products degrade latex.

Just keep that in mind

are certain lubes better suited for vaginal or anal sex? or are they all the same?

hi anon,

water-based, oil-based, and silicone-based lube are all suitable for either vaginal or anal sex. many people prefer silicone-based lubricants for anal sex because it's so long-lasting and durable, which is helpful when you're working with an orifice that won't naturally lubricate itself. oil-based lubricants are also a no-go with latex condoms, which is relevant for both vaginal and anal sex. beyond that it's all a matter of personal preference!

#sex education

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#same interests! #polls

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That's one of the reasons I like Dylan B. Hollys (probs wrote that wrong)

He uses things you actually have in your kitchen, like a whisk

He's also really fucking funny

#smokey stuff #cooking

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I love these cuties btw.

Their original purpose was as guard dogs for children and nurseries, the nanny dog

They are gentle, cuddly and ridiculously easy to train.

You have to actively try to fuck up to get them to be aggressive.

#smokey stuff #ranting? #pitbull

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I've summoned a demon 😈

#smokey stuff #emotional support demon #the click

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#factory default