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Oh yeah? Does my certified science glasses make you mad? Does my luxurious lab coat make you angry? Does my eccentric personality make you mald? Huh? Huh?? Does it??

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the “rocky” mountains? aren’t they all like that?

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there there,, don’t worry. Everything’s gonna be ok. Look here, ok? I have a healing item on me. Ok just take. Take a sip and you should feel better, ok?

[EQUIPPED: soup that makes you crazy]

listen don’t, don’t worry about the name. Just. Sink it. Please.

#text post #mad science #madsciencecore #evil ponderings #villaincore #humor #sciencecore #madscience #villain

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what if i just rest my eyes for a second

#I fucking blinked and I was gone

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in this town it’s slide or die (i escape into my elaborately built intricate system of water slides. I am arrested an hour later, as the brightly coloured tubes that consist of my escape are incredibly easy to see, as I built them above ground and in broad daylight.)

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Y'all, the world is sleeping on what NASA just pulled off with Voyager 1

The probe has been sending gibberish science data back to Earth, and scientists feared it was just the probe finally dying. You know, after working for 50 GODDAMN YEARS and LEAVING THE GODDAMN SOLAR SYSTEM and STILL CHURNING OUT GODDAMN DATA.

So they analyzed the gibberish and realized that in it was a total readout of EVERYTHING ON THE PROBE. Data, the programming, hardware specs and status, everything. They realized that one of the chips was malfunctioning.

So what do you do when your probe is 22 Billion km away and needs a fix? Why, you just REPROGRAM THAT ENTIRE GODDAMN THING. Told it to avoid the bad chip, store the data elsewhere.

Sent the new code on April 18th. Got a response on April 20th - yeah, it's so far away that it took that long just to transmit.

And the probe is working again.

From a programmer's perspective, that may be the most fucking impressive thing I have ever heard.

#Good shit

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@squidslugs Motherfucker this is not the kind of shit you just leave in the tags

bustin down an excellent groove in the CREEPY SWAMP

doin all ma funky experiments in the CREEPY SWAMP

getting lost for thirty years in the CREEPY SWAMP

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Concept art for various Wonder Effects in Super Mario Bros. Wonder.

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#Silly

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Love the word numbskull. Like yes girl!!! Your fuckin skull is numb as hell!,!!, you can’t feel that thing we need to amputate!!!! Immediately!! Don’t worry it won’t hurt i promise!!!

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W- what the hell…..

Even if your thirsty you can't drink anything in the lab, no not wven if it bubbles and tastes good

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Even if your thirsty you can't drink anything in the lab, no not wven if it bubbles and tastes good

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#poll #text post #mad science #evil ponderings #tumblr polls #my poll

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still alive I swear. this years second scorpion

#Good luck soldier. #there will be more to come

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I think that less people should be cowards and more people should step into my Machine. Go on. Get in there. What are you? And idiot? Step in my Machine. Youll. You’ll be fine.

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to whoever reads this I NEED you to know that last night I had this incredibly vivid dream where I was on this super peaceful soft, squishy carousel eating a fun sort of weird lollipop adjacent snack and I said to myself “hey I think this is a dream” and replied to myself “yeah this is totally a dream” and then said to myself again “wouldn’t it be sick as hell if I was wolverine” which didn’t totally work because I became wolverines stunt double. Like I knew through dream logic that I was wolverines stunt double. Like in real life. The Actual Wolverine was sick and I had to fill in for the superhero stuff. I had to traverse this three layered labyrinth (first layer library, second layer hedge maze, third layer rural new jersey) and survive being hunted by homicidal robots and tear a dude in half with my bare hands, all while knowing that I wasn’t wolverine I was his stunt double. I had to do all that shit. There’s so much I’m leaving out but that’s the general gist of it. I met so many interesting people that sadly don’t exist.

anyway that was why I watched a couple xmen films today, so I guess there’s that.

Did you know btw that jfk in the xmen film universe was a mutant.

#text post #not mad science #evil ponderings #dream #surreal #dream diary #i suppose #xmen #x-men #wolverine #wolverine xmen

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go ahead. Look in that vase. No not that one the other one. No the other one. You have to find the vase. It is among this infinity of other identical vases in this non linear space. That one vase? it has a BOMB in it. Diffuse the bomb and you survive.

good luck.

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bustin down an excellent groove in the CREEPY SWAMP

doin all ma funky experiments in the CREEPY SWAMP

getting lost for thirty years in the CREEPY SWAMP

#text post #mad science #madsciencecore #evil ponderings #villaincore #humor #sciencecore #madscience